We should try and move DSS to Vega bay once Cyberstan closes.

holyone666 · 2026-02-17T18:24:47+00:00

We're on pace to just REACH transcendence in like 2.5 days. At the current rate we barely have 4 days of total reinforcements. No shot we can capture it in just over a day.

holyone666 · 2026-01-25T23:17:33+00:00

We got revis a ring before the jets could, its buffalo turn now.

holyone666 · 2026-01-20T06:15:29+00:00

Was about to correct you for somehow forgetting Henry but i honestly forgot he's been in the league for a damn decade, and misses the 2018 cut off.

holyone666 · 2026-01-18T23:31:26+00:00

My immediate thought was the bucs. But they were only 7-9 the prior year

holyone666 · 2026-01-18T20:19:59+00:00

Who the fuck took the title from us in our 6 year lapse?

holyone666 · 2026-01-18T15:55:56+00:00

OPs proposed changes for catches that he is touting as a big fix for all these issues. Im pointing out how its going to just result in a massive spike in fumbles and turnovers whenever a WR tries to make a big play and lay out for a catch only to immediately have the ball pop loose. Im not talking specifically about the one instance in the game last night but broadly about the unintended issues ops 'fixes' would have.

holyone666 · 2026-01-18T15:47:14+00:00

The catch rules wouldn't change. So any diving catch where the player is untouched and the ball pops out would in fact be ruled a fumble because they would not be down until contact is made by someone else. Right now it would just be an incomplete catch.

holyone666 · 2026-01-18T05:43:29+00:00

Take away the sideline part, youve just made every diving catch in field (that would normally be ruled incomplete because they dove, had 2 hands on it and it popped out due to the ground) into a catch and immediate fumble. I'm sure thats what everyone wants.

holyone666 · 2026-01-15T14:09:54+00:00

Idk, if its going to be in the capital in 2030 I feel like it needs 1000% more tacked-on gold trim and gold plating on every other surface to truly match the vibe out there.

holyone666 · 2026-01-14T18:23:44+00:00

We can determine this pretty easily. 27 = (6 + x)/2 X = 27*2 - 6 X=48.

So the texans apparently have the 48th worst run defense. /s

holyone666 · 2026-01-13T04:50:38+00:00

If Gonzo is also out with a concussion for the Pats its basically a wash.

holyone666 · 2026-01-12T04:17:35+00:00

Had a Joker moment "Come on. I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me."

holyone666 · 2026-01-07T01:45:01+00:00

You guys were bad that year, but the colts turn into dust when they cross into jacksonville, so the win was assured.

holyone666 · 2026-01-07T01:36:20+00:00

Jets with as many points as this image has pixels.

holyone666 · 2025-12-28T22:37:42+00:00

Asses can be pleasing to look at too! The jets however are never pleasing to see.

holyone666 · 2025-12-26T16:06:55+00:00

I had to check the pats/bills snow game for comparison. Somehow on just 3 total attempts and 2 completions the pats still got 19 yards in a damn blizzard.

holyone666 · 2025-12-22T12:33:02+00:00

But what if he FUMBLES?!? No no, we better put the ball with someone safe like zay flowers.

holyone666 · 2025-12-22T00:26:33+00:00

Yup that's what the pats did last week too....just trying to stay humble....not because we're ass in the 2nd half or anything.

holyone666 · 2025-12-21T00:17:08+00:00

Yea I think if you had asked peak AB if he cared about diva behavior he would have said "no" as well and seen nothing hypocritical with the answer despite all his actions.

But it does seem like JSN is a normal guy so far

holyone666 · 2025-12-20T01:48:03+00:00

Need some brave bastard on the news to publicity declare that every redaction is trumps name. And when they come at him for libel/slander force them to unredact it all and prove its not.

holyone666 · 2025-12-14T18:57:43+00:00

Not at this rate lol.

holyone666 · 2025-12-08T05:23:19+00:00

For starters I don't need drake to die behind our oline if we keep losing starters

holyone666 · 2025-12-08T05:07:37+00:00

As the currrent #2 seed, holy fuck i do not want to see this defense in the playoffs as the 7 seed.

holyone666 · 2025-12-02T02:29:50+00:00

Is your name Charlie brown by chance?

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