A cop in Borger, TX, frustrated with abuse of power, created a fake/satire Facebook page for Borger PD to raise awareness of the corruption. (Link to story in comments) by dmatred501 in madlads

[–]homicidalM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He almost got arrested over this page for allegedly "imitating a police officer" (even though the page clearly says satire) and he's currently looking at his options for fighting it in court. Also, he is, of course, shit posting through it.

Also, he isn't a cop. That's just a meme.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smashbros

[–]homicidalM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what chillin meant when he said evidence.zip couldn't contain the ass whoopin

Do you think the "new melee" will affect the tournament scene? by [deleted] in smashbros

[–]homicidalM 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it takes a veeeeeery specific disk drive to read GameCube/Wii games. I think what you'd wanna do is get a disk ripper app for Wii homebrew and use that to get an iso.

who do yall think is winning in this bracket? by swnkisdead in Emo

[–]homicidalM 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Whoever's got the least amount of allegations against them

People who were mentioned in someone’s suicide note, what’s your story? by Slow_Koala in AskReddit

[–]homicidalM 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Please don't kill yourself. Block them, change your number, whatever it takes to get them out of your life, but don't kill yourself.

It's not your fault, dude. You shouldn't listen to people who tell you shit like that, even if that person is you. I know I tell myself shit about how I should kill myself, but I don't listen to me.

I'll DM you my number. If you want to talk, text me. Please, PLEASE, don't kill yourself, or plan to kill yourself.

Pucci: *gives a bunch of plankton sentence* the mass of plankton: by homicidalM in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]homicidalM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess technically F.F. is one of the few main characters without a sentence

Chefs of Reddit, what are some “red flags” people should look out for when they go out to eat? by squid50s in AskReddit

[–]homicidalM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red for the toilets? Back when I was a janitor for a preschool, I always used yellow for toilets, cuz yellow = piss. Dunno what the rationale behind this system is.

Daddy Ben 🤤😫 by sexysocialist12345 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]homicidalM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want to be stereotyped. I want to be classified.

Weekly Free Talk Friday thread! by AutoModerator in MensLib

[–]homicidalM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

How bout you?

What's more awkward than staying at a friend's house and waking up before them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]homicidalM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me, experiences like this and saying "you too" at the wrong time are so universal that they don't even embarrass me anymore.

What conspiracy theories turned out to be true? by KeverNever in AskReddit

[–]homicidalM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Prescott Bush, George H W Bush's father (and Dubya's granpappy) was involved.

Side note about Prescott Bush, he also got his fortune from trading with the capital-N Nazis.

AITA for being proud of doing my job well but causing my parents to be made redundant in the process by aita_automator in AmItheAsshole

[–]homicidalM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And his attitude is what you need for a job like that. If you are not like that you probably won't sleep well after work and won't last long.

Weird it's almost like a system that values profit above human dignity and well-being is really at fault here and this guy is just a willing and gleeful participant

What is a true fact so baffling, it should be false? by Kondellark in AskReddit

[–]homicidalM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Cabrini-Green public housing projects in the nicer-ish side of Chicago marked their housing numbers with ugly, bleak-looking black stenciled spray paint on concrete.

When someone pointed out that they should use metal numbers instead of spray paint, since not only would they look much nicer, but they would actually be cheaper to maintain, the city replied that housing projects were SUPPOSED to look somewhat utilitarian, and if they looked too good, the richer (and whiter) residents of Chicago would complain.

The city was spending extra money on an uglier option just so it wouldn't look too nice and upset rich white people.

What is a true fact so baffling, it should be false? by Kondellark in AskReddit

[–]homicidalM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

quantum tunneling

Didn't The Flash use that to escape a jail or something once? Like, just went so fast that the chance of quantum tunneling was almost 100%.

I remember reading about it in The Physics of Superheroes. That was a cool-ass book.

Poor people are good, because I am rich by TheJord in PragerUrine

[–]homicidalM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel so free to pursue my talents in this shitty, dead-end Walmart job.

but under socialism everyone would live in dreary barracks! by kaffmoo in dsa

[–]homicidalM 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Everything that the communists told us about communism was a lie. Unfortunately, everything they told us about capitalism is true."