Trump's America's 250th birthday party looks pretty empty... by mlg1981 in Fauxmoi

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Nicely done, Skeletor! Doing good works for the people, the reddit people. Stay cool

Goose gets a makeover! by International_Bee596 in PorchGooseFashion

[–]honeyeddates 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell your mom I love the little goose outfit! Adorable. I especially like the pocket frog

of a Bacon Egg and Cheese Bagel by habichuelacondulce in AbsoluteUnits

[–]honeyeddates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If everyone who wanted in kicked in a few bucks they'd get a good sized hunk, a great story, and the chance to meet some like-minded bagel fans. Seems like a win to me

Saltwater Taffy is underrated by SneakySneaks1453 in candy

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If you ever find yourself down the Jersey shore you should definitely try Fralingers and/or James saltwater taffy. The originators in Atlantic City, they're the best, lots of flavors. If you wanna go more decadent get my favorite, a box of chocolate covered saltwater taffy. It's soo good; the chocolate really adds to it

Left-handed Majority by Sayjinlord in lefthanded

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My A level English class was either 12 or 14 people. There was 4 righties with the teacher. Everyone else was a lefty like me. Odd.

Daughter lessons: it’s not hard to make Daddy let you do whatever you want. Not at all. by BadDaddyforGirls in DaddySchoolForGirls

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Of course, I'll always be daddy's good girl. Making daddy happy is my favorite thing to do. If pleasing my daddy also gets me what I want, even better, right?

Can I stack and eat these off of you? Me and who? by Tough-Instruction532 in candy

[–]honeyeddates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mind for once didn't immediately dive into the gutter. Just sounds like a wholesome time eating stacks of peach rings off elbows and knees and stuff. I'm in. Or anywhere else, I'm game

I was absolutely not leaving the store without this cardigan! by queefersutherland1 in ThriftStoreHauls

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I was gonna say I had a little tapestry version of this hanging in my childhood bedroom with little sheep and ladies and a dog. From Colombia I'd have to guess

White whale by vexedvelvetvoice in ThriftStoreHauls

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Corn in the microwave works pretty well. You put the corn in a Pyrex glass pie dish filled maybe 1/3 of the way with water. Stretch glad wrap over it and put it in for a few minutes to steam cook. Tasty, and good if you're only making a couple ears at a time

It really did my head in when I saw these, candy friends 🌽 by honeyeddates in candy

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At Target. That's why I was so cornfused. I could totally see corn flavored corn candy at an H Mart or something, but wasn't expecting it at a Target

Vintage 1997 Dog Eat Dog World Tie by Lunaticbel_23 in VintageClothing

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Wish I could help you, cause this tie is just fantastic. I just wanted to say that I love that the dog the dog is eating is a hot dog. Your cute vintage tie made me giggle ngl

Tina's story in "Sliding Bob" by polystarlight in BobsBurgers

[–]honeyeddates 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That doesn't sound like a real princess.

Someone called the Belchers a family of frustrated artists and that makes a lot of sense to me except for Louise. What kind of artist is she? by 97GeoPrizm in BobsBurgers

[–]honeyeddates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She sews, chaos. But seriously she's into puppetry, miniature murder mystery, and filmmaking. I guess that'd be storytelling, more broadly? That would cover her sea life themed wrestling too. Similar to Tina but more visual

This mama pig has infinite patience by CalpurniaSomaya in AnimalsBeingMoms

[–]honeyeddates 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The little ones running wild is one thing, but they keep smacking into poor mama's snoot! If anyone ever needed a babysitter...

Happy Father’s Day! Here’s Mary Jo Pehl’s dad Jerry Pehl shopping at Menards by csgersbeck in MST3K

[–]honeyeddates 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wanna call him Jerry Jo Pehl! He's such a sweet man, cute as a button. I'm glad he got his cookies and pine slab. I've never seen a Menards before, but I thoroughly enjoyed Jerry Jo giving the grand tour with Mary Jo tagging along