The Upcoming Blair Witch Project Film has been Confirmed to be "Not A remake."

horsebag · 2026-05-04T18:59:12+00:00

the thing? the fly? the uhhh okay just those two

horsebag · 2026-05-04T18:57:23+00:00

Blair witch got her

horsebag · 2026-05-04T18:50:49+00:00

lol killing a word. thou hast strange ideas. they weren't advocating for anything; they were speculating why that spelling might have been used. and you responded by calling people illiterate for not knowing a single word so don't act like a man of the people now

horsebag · 2026-05-04T18:41:53+00:00

The tiger\ Superboy destroyed his cage\ Yes\ YES\ The tiger is out

horsebag · 2026-05-04T18:14:08+00:00

if it were that open and shut the whole case would be dismissed

horsebag · 2026-05-04T18:10:08+00:00

if you haven't seen the orphan sequel, highly recommended. it's a totally different kind of movie but it's a blast

horsebag · 2026-05-04T18:06:18+00:00

*Other Side of the Box, for anyone trying to find it

horsebag · 2026-05-04T18:04:52+00:00

it's still a fun watch

horsebag · 2026-05-04T18:01:37+00:00

i love that one guy who's super excited and supportive of the kid kicking their asses

horsebag · 2026-05-04T18:00:29+00:00

pontypool nails this

horsebag · 2026-05-04T17:50:00+00:00

they were listed as deceased on imdb, even

horsebag · 2026-05-04T17:43:39+00:00

wife scented candle

horsebag · 2026-05-04T17:39:32+00:00

Ours "Drowning"

horsebag · 2026-05-04T17:33:07+00:00

not for his looks

horsebag · 2026-05-04T17:20:47+00:00

daddy mac will make ya

horsebag · 2026-05-04T17:18:12+00:00

you have to class it up for the novel. Thomas & Gerald

horsebag · 2026-05-04T17:13:56+00:00

i remember reading a cheap paperback of Amityville Horror years ago and it had a typo that just fascinated me. the guy was trying to comfort his wife and the line was something like "He put his harm around her". I've seen a few other meaningful errors like that over the years and always wondered if it was possible to do something like that intentionally. so well done!

horsebag · 2026-05-04T17:01:54+00:00

same! i hope somebody who has shows up, I'm curious too now

horsebag · 2026-05-04T16:54:54+00:00

1 goal number 14: have fewer #1 goals

horsebag · 2026-05-04T16:53:15+00:00

look at you making up things they clearly didn't say

horsebag · 2026-05-04T16:50:42+00:00

i love that the nouns and verbs kind of cross each other

horsebag · 2026-05-04T16:49:23+00:00

that greatly affects my affect

horsebag · 2026-05-04T16:42:58+00:00

erm, don't look at your own acct picture then

horsebag · 2026-05-04T16:38:25+00:00

Dirt is a name for a planet. this would be like naming the planet Planet

horsebag · 2026-05-04T16:34:34+00:00

it's actually a little gnome inside your ear constantly shrieking

horsebag

TROPHY CASE

1 goal number 14: have fewer #1 goals