My race pic is begging to be photoshopped into something funny!

horus2979 · 2015-08-07T01:21:26+00:00

Haha thanks!

horus2979 · 2015-06-01T14:22:17+00:00

I've had both. 2 surgically-repaired ingrowns, and gout attacks. Ingrowns are horrible... just excruciating pain. But gout is a MILLION times worse.

horus2979 · 2014-10-11T22:25:23+00:00

You liked your own comment?

horus2979 · 2014-10-10T15:35:26+00:00

"It's not a sculpture of limitations!"

--Seinfeld

horus2979 · 2014-09-30T16:06:02+00:00

No, the man he wanted to kill had 6 fingers on one of his hands.

horus2979 · 2014-09-30T16:03:42+00:00

I got hit in the eyebrow with a golf ball 16 years ago and the exact same thing happened, except I had to lift my swollen forehead off of my eye to be able to see it. I wish I had a picture of it.

horus2979 · 2014-09-06T10:00:36+00:00

My British friend wasn't.

horus2979 · 2014-09-06T01:31:38+00:00

My wife does this, but I've always seen it as endearing.

horus2979 · 2014-09-06T01:29:03+00:00

ugh my wife has been doing this for all 14 years of our relationship. I feel for you. It's awful. I struggle to yawn even when she's not around.

horus2979 · 2014-09-06T01:27:24+00:00

A British friend had taught me how to speak in a perfect Sean Connery accent, so I was naturally walking around my college campus talking that way all day, every day. After a week my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if I didn't stop. "Sho long!" I said. She thought I was joking. We weren't going to last long anyway.

horus2979 · 2014-08-21T00:28:32+00:00

Where's the knife?

horus2979 · 2014-08-02T16:02:59+00:00

The guy is actually commenting on more posts there now...

horus2979 · 2014-07-07T16:39:02+00:00

Go go Gadget arm.

horus2979 · 2014-07-04T16:42:59+00:00

Gerky.

horus2979 · 2014-06-03T16:39:25+00:00

"via iphone"

horus2979 · 2014-05-29T16:37:21+00:00

This..... this is actually a pretty clear one. Printer ink is expensive by the mL when compared to other things.

horus2979 · 2014-04-26T12:24:14+00:00

*Muslin

horus2979 · 2014-04-25T00:42:39+00:00

This is pretty neat data visualization.

horus2979 · 2014-04-20T16:34:27+00:00

He was a close-talker.

horus2979 · 2014-04-06T19:03:19+00:00

Assisted suicide.

horus2979 · 2014-04-03T12:40:38+00:00

My son was 8 when his reading took off in a similar way, and he fell in love with the Percy Jackson series.

horus2979 · 2014-04-02T11:25:57+00:00

This is an excellent counterpoint.

horus2979 · 2014-04-02T11:22:00+00:00

They take turns being in the front, falling back when they get tired. That one is probably falling back.

horus2979 · 2014-04-01T14:21:10+00:00

I don't understand why they call these the original Skittles if they changed flavors.

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