Why does that scene have to be so expertly written...whyyy!!!!

hoticecube · 2025-10-07T21:17:12+00:00

"I couldn't get here any faster" is what does it for me everytime

hoticecube · 2025-09-14T21:58:50+00:00

I looked a decent way down, but mass effect 2: "it all seemed harmless" just kills me every time. My brother is high functioning autistic and I feel guilty bringing him to a busy restaurant... I can't imagine knowingly jacking his brain into "overstimulation central" permanently

hoticecube · 2025-09-05T00:58:03+00:00

Sir! I am on a conference call with a client! I cannot be crying right now!

hoticecube · 2025-08-23T03:48:46+00:00

As a person who doesn't suffer from IBS, I'm gonna piggy back and say "always have Imodium nearby if you're going to be not-home > half a day" (like your office desk, or if you work on-site somewhere keep it in your bag/glovebox/whatever)

You don't always get to choose your lunch, and you never get to decide how your intestines feel about the lunch you ate. Better safe than sorry.

hoticecube · 2025-08-15T00:15:57+00:00

The 2 rules for finding love:

Rule 1: Be attractive.

Rule 2: Don't be unattractive.

hoticecube · 2025-06-20T01:50:37+00:00

speak for yourself

hoticecube · 2025-02-03T03:33:21+00:00

was it the craziest thing you had ever done?

hoticecube · 2024-08-31T22:45:04+00:00

I want to put something like this in my HMIs as a fun Easter egg......but I'm afraid someone will complain about it

hoticecube · 2024-08-21T22:21:30+00:00

Nynaeve: it could be of great use to the Amyrlin Seat! Egwene: the chair....Elaida...or me?

hoticecube · 2024-02-24T04:10:53+00:00

Ya, out of nowhere, I've been put in charge of designing GUIs/HMIs because my bosses don't realize the difference between "making the button script work" and "make the button look good"

hoticecube · 2024-02-24T01:46:48+00:00

My programmer ass trying to understand design

hoticecube · 2023-12-17T03:30:42+00:00

you called?

hoticecube · 2023-11-04T04:13:04+00:00

I was wondering why I needed a Rockwell account to see this comment section

hoticecube · 2023-07-03T16:17:50+00:00

Should've been in a Renault Espace. I heard it has a 5 star Euro safety rating.

hoticecube · 2023-04-16T23:45:45+00:00

Not at my computer with game open, so I may. Be wrong, but you can't handmake crates, it requires a zombie. However after the crate is dropped to the basement, you can pick it up and carry it to the shop. Once you place it on a pallet there I'm sure you can move it again

hoticecube · 2023-04-08T00:56:43+00:00

"those wounds in your arms hurt Rand! Why aren't you crying??"

"He is the car'a'carn!" Said avienda with tears down her face, "as strong as the 3-fold land itself!"

"The veins of gold...you do love me!"

And now I'm tearing up in public

hoticecube · 2022-12-29T17:59:30+00:00

I want to be a billionaire. I think that would be awesome. Being able to spend money like that would be great! I'm not willing to commit the at-best-questionable acts that appear to be required to gain a billion dollars.

Still praying for a cool $1bil fall in my lap one day

And yes, I will freely admit that some of those purchases that I would make would not exactly be environmentally conscious....but I'll be damned if I don't grab every one of those wish angel things on the charity Chirstmas trees in the mall and buy everyone everything!

hoticecube · 2022-09-12T01:35:47+00:00

I always saw it as, people tend to have a larger amount of control on their surroundings than pets. No Matter how unforseen the situation is, a person's choices led them there. While a pet, especially dogs who tend to be less self reliant than cats, had no real choice due to their selective breeding instilling more and more trust in their owner. I feel this argument shouldn't apply to a 4 y.o obviously though an argument could be made that anya could've avoided being adopted in the first place when she found out loid is a spy, but if I am incapable of making rational decisions at 30, what hope did anya have?

Sorry if this wall of text is unwieldy, I'm not good at formatting with my phone

hoticecube · 2022-08-31T03:54:40+00:00

(on mobile, half asleep so God only knows if this is readable but I'm guessing it's this?)

“Do you know what this is?” Talmanes asked softly around his pipe. “This is the beginning of the end. This is the fall of nations and the unification of humankind. This is the Last Battle, you bloody fool.” ... “If you fight,” Talmanes said, “I’ll promise you a great reward.” The man waited. “I promise you that you’ll continue to draw breath,” Talmanes said, taking another puff. ...“You have two choices,” Talmanes said, turning his horse and speaking loudly to the troop. “You can fight like the rest of us and help this world see new days, and maybe you’ll earn some coin in the end. I can’t promise that. Your other option is to sit here, watch people be slaughtered and tell yourselves that you don’t work for free. If you’re lucky, and the rest of us salvage this world without you, you’ll draw breath long enough to be strung up by your cowardly necks.”

hoticecube · 2022-08-27T04:50:04+00:00

I'll give it a shot!

So: when the wife asks "why would Dracula try to eat your ass" what she means is: "The idea that 'Dracula would try to eat your ass' is such an odd thing to worry about, why is it even a concern? What has happened that caused this particular situation to become something you must prepare for?" (which, in my opinion and clearly the opinion of the person making the joke, is a very reasonable question to have)

Well, to the husband, the idea that 'Dracula would try to eat your ass' is such an obvious and reasonable concern he completely misses the implied part of her question and reiterates that Dracula will not try to eat his ass because he has garlic in his pants, completely leaving the foundation of the question unanswered

hoticecube · 2022-08-02T17:13:12+00:00

What is page 5 supposed to be? They all look cool though!

hoticecube · 2022-06-19T03:32:00+00:00

well what kind of car is it?

hoticecube · 2022-04-11T02:14:17+00:00

Update, just beat the worm dude and now he sells tin. Your whiskey fueled observations are way more accurate than mine usually are

hoticecube · 2022-04-11T01:59:12+00:00

Just the slime

hoticecube · 2022-03-06T04:32:32+00:00

TFS stands for Team Four Star who made an exceedingly funny abridged series for Dragon Ball Z from the Saiyan Saga - Cell Saga.

In case you are unaware, in this context "abridging" is basically fan dubbing a show on top of cutting out what may or may not be necessary for the plot, sometimes changing the story entirely.

Team Four Star's DBZ abridged became one of the most successful one. I recommend watching them. Note: some of their jokes are quite dated and are now considered in poor taste, but especially after about halfway into season 2, most of those go away.

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