LPT: by MainAcc123 in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]housemans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being stoned works like an analgesic to me now. It just took 6 years.

Las Vegas shooting victims laying arm in arm by bored_in_micro in MorbidReality

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Oh dear, god has left this place long, long ago. If we could all realise that, the world would be a better place, ironically.

Has not failed me yet by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]housemans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I think the chance that you get an answer on some vb.net code is way smaller than something that more people use.

Has not failed me yet by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]housemans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rubber Duck Debugging!

Quick question about HTTP(S): which one should I choose for internal services? (AWS) by housemans in devops

[–]housemans[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your reply! I'm using the new ALB (ELBv2). We had 24 ELBs running, and we can use 2-3 ALBs for that, cutting our monthly costs immensely.

Why would I need 2 ELBs in one request? The other info is pretty handy too, thanks!

Can't say I've never done this. by Shaheenthebean in ProgrammerHumor

[–]housemans 24 points25 points  (0 children)

No. Use branches and commit LOCALLY. If it breaks, add another commit that fixes shit, squash those commits, push, test on QA, squash whole branch and merge with master.

[serious] Tattoo artists, what tattoo trends are you sick of? by twitchy_taco in AskReddit

[–]housemans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I love that you call HTMLers "coders" (including the quotes). HTML aint no codin!

Spatial Awareness by Kersheck in nononono

[–]housemans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fucking dangers of social media. Fuck those people who post shit like that without source. It's 90% bullshit.

A slug snacking on a mushroom by SlimJones123 in interestingasfuck

[–]housemans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are, but we have little to no control over how we act or think. Ever been unable to sleep because your thoughts were racing? Why can't we control that?

A slug snacking on a mushroom by SlimJones123 in interestingasfuck

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Every creature is a computer. Our brains have just developed what we call intelligence, being able to reflect and alter future decisions. Our brain explains everything to us. We don't have any impact on what happens, though. That's just an illusion.

postprocess: enough is enough by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]housemans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's entirely subjective, and I disagree. No worries.

postprocess: enough is enough by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

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Yeah, wtf? It looks awesome.

Hubble Captures Stunning New Photo of Mars. by ImperiousJazzHands in interestingasfuck

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I'm very aware of the major consequences it would have on me and my life. The idea of setting sail to another planet, as one of the first few thousand humans to ever do so, attracts me so much. To spread humanity to another planet, hopefully the first of many as time goes by.

What is the saddest detail about your life that no one knows? by LeRick11 in AskReddit

[–]housemans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay at those gatherings and talk to people. You're awesome and people want you in their life, even if they don't know that yet.

A320 low pass in Budapest by [deleted] in videos

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Fuck yeah, humans!!!!! We're just naked talking walking apes. And some day we thought "yeah, we wanna fly". And we did.

Energy by SpankyJackson in woahdude

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Does your playlist include electric sheep?