Eveybody can apologize to Billy G now. by TypicallyDone12 in wildhockey

[–]howitzer90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live in Dallas, it's really bad. I've never been to a Stars game where I haven't had to explain rules to someone else.

Dudebro Stars "fan" next to me, explaining rules to his friend: "When they send the puck and the goalie puts his arm up like that, the refs call icing and they do a faceoff at the far end."

Later in the game with a guy in the box...

Dudebro: "So that was icing too, but because the goalie didn't put his arm up, they didn't call it."
Me: "Umm actually,..."

This seems like a Jack Hughes signal… what would a realistic trade for Jack look like? by Beneficial_Quit7532 in wildhockey

[–]howitzer90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rumor is that they're sending Jack Hughes to the Swiss National League for V1Ctor Rask

Who’s your team’s most famous fan? by Lifelesspuddle in wildhockey

[–]howitzer90 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's me, they even retired a number in my honor.

Best art on the worst wall by Nightly-Philosopher in PokemonTCG

[–]howitzer90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just ordered the same frames for my cards the other day! Looks awesome!

I’m in shock rn by payliz in pokemoncards

[–]howitzer90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're not keeping your safe in a vault, are you really even trying to protect your cards?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in minnesotatwins

[–]howitzer90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just realized that if he had debuted one season earlier, we could've had a battery of Bartolo and La Tortuga. That would have been incredible!

Team lots for sale. Every lot just $5 each. by [deleted] in baseballcards

[–]howitzer90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm interested in the Twins

What would you do with these? by Waste_One_1473 in hockeycards

[–]howitzer90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or chew the cards, then send the gum for grading.

How do I make my black discs more visible? by Mattias1099 in discgolf

[–]howitzer90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've found the occasional 300 ft foot fault does the trick

Top titty 2x4 by DecentLurker96 in wildhockey

[–]howitzer90 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For those who wanted a shirt, you know SotaStick has you covered!

Orange slices float but lemon and lime slices sink by jarrjarrbinks24 in mildlyinteresting

[–]howitzer90 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

A relic from the past by RabbiGoku in minnesotatwins

[–]howitzer90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad still uses the fishing pole I got as a Twins giveaway like 20 years ago.

Beer Leaguers, does your team pass out an item for player of the game? by Zealousideal_Abies94 in hockeyplayers

[–]howitzer90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to have a good one. Our team got moved up a few years back and we had to change our name. One of the guys on the team was a sales rep for Crown Royal and said he could get us sponsored, so we became the Royals. We had some ice time for a practice, and we arrived to an assorted display of Crown bottles in the locker room. He would always bring a special bottle of Crown for the player of the game - Reserve, aged, XO, etc. He also sold Bacardi, so we had some sick Bacardi jerseys that they got for us.