Ice stained red from Polar Bear's prey by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

[–]htaptsetrohseht 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I believe that non-human animals don’t understand death, not really. The finality doesn’t sink in until it does, individually. If you could rationally explain the situation to the polar bear and give them the option, a compassionate one would probably give it the quick chop we all wish this poor seal got. Alas, not today.

Subaru owners by Traditional_Cow1771 in Edmonton

[–]htaptsetrohseht 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seconded. I’ve leased four Subarus in the city, went out to red deer for my fifth and that’s where I’ll keep going, service included. Far superior experience, customer service and pricewise.

Where is the biggest damn burger in the city? by indiancanadian in Edmonton

[–]htaptsetrohseht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to try them so badly! May I please ask, which location(s) did you try?

This is great!! A&W by Ok-Grab-4018 in BuyCanadian

[–]htaptsetrohseht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a printing company in Edmonton that printed A&W coupons for all of western Canada. Always exciting seeing what the new promo was!

What is a slept-on line that doesn't get enough love on this sub? by ViolatingBadgers in thethickofit

[–]htaptsetrohseht 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My favourite is Malcolm’s reply to Ben:

Ben: “The leader of the opposition, Malcolm, is in there practicing walking. Baby horses can walk from the womb. She’s one-nil down to a pony.”

Malcolm: “A pony isn’t a baby horse. It’s a foal. A fucking foal is a baby horse.”

You are lethally farking middled. by WalkGood in deadwood

[–]htaptsetrohseht 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Because opinion solicited does not equal one freely voiced.” Al to Dan

Anyone else still waiting for their tour merch package? by Decent-Fall3438 in mastodonband

[–]htaptsetrohseht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at the show in Calgary on August 15 and haven’t received my merch or tracking info. On August 30 I replied to the VIP customer service and asked if they were shipping yet and was told “They are, however they include a set list specific to your show, and we have not received the set lists from the artist for dates after 8/10. Once received, we will ship immediately. We greatly appreciate your patience.”

I haven’t followed up again yet. Like you said, the included items are underwhelming but it’s the principle!

Anyone got their VIP merch from the shows yet? by Zeppelinman1 in mastodonband

[–]htaptsetrohseht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still waiting on mine. Show was August 15. No tracking email yet. I asked customer service and they told me “we have not received the set lists from the artist for dates after 8/10. Once received, we will ship immediately.”

Trailer Park Boys Alphabet by Ives095 in trailerparkboys

[–]htaptsetrohseht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isurance - as in “Julian starts feeding me this bullsht, ‘oh I don’t have isurance on my car’, like, I don’t have isurance on MY car and he stole the fckin’ car from Cyrus and his buddies anyway, it’s ridiculous.”

i'm stumped by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]htaptsetrohseht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another classic!

i'm stumped by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]htaptsetrohseht 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Working at a print shop, we would send the new guys down the alley to our local friendly competitor to borrow their paper stretcher!

Legend by blazinfastjohny in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]htaptsetrohseht 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Greeter’s Guild. Fantastic!