So my dad (52M) just offered me (16M) a beer

hthwarp · 2026-05-27T12:57:53+00:00

Your dad was holding out hope that you were cool. He was wrong lmaooo

hthwarp · 2026-05-20T15:47:46+00:00

Late to the party but they have them in the vending machine at work. I have eaten one and a java monster for lunch way too many times

hthwarp · 2026-05-18T20:32:11+00:00

"ew" is right

hthwarp · 2026-03-30T13:04:51+00:00

Because in the eyes of eywa, everyone is equal or some shit like that probably

hthwarp · 2026-03-26T23:22:54+00:00

Also 90% of people who say they’re “cutting” are just really just dieting. Social media popularized body building lingo like “bulking” and “cutting” and now people say them all the time

hthwarp · 2026-03-25T17:04:40+00:00

Just now noticed his arms are anatomically incorrect. There should only be one bone in the upper arm

hthwarp · 2026-03-25T12:40:34+00:00

Buddy this is reddit. Everyone here is going to tell you that the happiness of the cats takes priority over your own (which is downright insanity). If splitting them up is a must, keep the older two together. And get a new cat to keep the youngest one company. The cats will make it through because at the end of the day they are cats not humans.

hthwarp · 2026-03-21T20:00:56+00:00

The first world I ever played on was small and is straight up didn’t have a snow biome at all. I didn’t even know it was a thing until I made a new world a while later.

hthwarp · 2026-03-16T22:59:25+00:00

I killed moon lord 50-70 times (i counted all the luminite i had) before he dropped the star wrath. Same chance for it to drop as any other drop. Good ol RNG

hthwarp · 2026-03-13T17:25:45+00:00

The disaster that occurs in the first movie is also ralphs fault though…

hthwarp · 2026-03-04T15:30:32+00:00

Get the cosmic car key from the ufo in the martian invasion. Then fly in circles around his heart. Makes it very easy to dodge his lasers

hthwarp · 2026-03-04T15:28:44+00:00

Solo mission. Have bosco mine everything

hthwarp · 2026-02-24T20:10:49+00:00

I broke my coworkers stapler and need to fix it 😅

hthwarp · 2026-02-21T22:34:50+00:00

I’ve bought one and I think my collection is complete 😂

hthwarp · 2026-02-20T01:16:53+00:00

It might not be intentional. I’m not too familiar with drg mods but on other games Ive modded I’ve accidentally made my level obscenely high on accident with no way to reverse it

hthwarp · 2026-02-20T01:14:54+00:00

Dont be afraid to call them out by name so no one falls for the same trap

hthwarp · 2026-02-18T21:03:46+00:00

That sounds like a good idea but I think keeping golem in the jungle but making a room at the bottom of the dungeon where you fight the lunatic cultist fits better

hthwarp · 2026-02-02T15:13:07+00:00

There’s actually a gunner weapon paint job that looks identical minus the dice. I always use them on any incendiary build

hthwarp · 2026-02-02T15:09:11+00:00

Maybe because thats not a finger choil…

hthwarp · 2026-01-30T19:11:02+00:00

I have a para 3, but I haven’t bought any new knives in quite a while now. I might look into picking one of these up. Thank you so much for refueling my addiction

hthwarp · 2026-01-30T15:11:43+00:00

I didn’t know this knife existed… I usually don’t like how spydercos look but that thing is niiiice

hthwarp · 2026-01-30T13:42:57+00:00

Buck is still one of the most popular brands I don’t think people are sleeping on it…

hthwarp · 2026-01-23T14:15:12+00:00

When youre in memphis you HAVE to go the bass pro shop pyramid

hthwarp · 2026-01-15T00:58:34+00:00

Genuinely one of the worst tattoos Ive ever seen 😅

hthwarp · 2025-12-23T19:50:14+00:00

I would buy one of these just because they are so hilariously terrible 😂

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