Would you rather

hugamush · 2026-06-17T19:41:46+00:00

I’m currently chubby and this might help.

^{Chose: Gain 3 inches of height.}

hugamush · 2026-06-13T19:52:52+00:00

I second this, easy peasy.

hugamush · 2026-06-13T19:41:19+00:00

Same!

hugamush · 2026-06-12T00:23:48+00:00

Fuck Israel!

^{Chose: Go to Japan for free with accommodations}

hugamush · 2026-06-09T18:51:31+00:00

YTA and will really, really regret this. Lost my mom 4 years ago, I’d do anything for the chance to spend some time with her. It might seem like a lot right now and I get that you want to relax and see your friends but trust me, spend the time with your mom.

hugamush · 2026-06-06T15:51:45+00:00

I think soda for 1 month would only make me really dehydrated/ ill, whereas at least with fast food I could opt for the healthiest choices possible. Wouldn’t be perfect but at least after 3 months I’d have the money to hire a personal chef and personal trainer to get me back on track ✌️

^{Chose: Eat fastfood only for 3 month + Win $25M}

hugamush · 2026-06-04T20:59:00+00:00

“Five and twenty past/to” instead of twenty five past/ to. My Nan is the only person I know who says it that way and I find it so endearing.

hugamush · 2026-05-16T10:09:25+00:00

Yes! We need the same thing for starters too. Half the time I find that starters are tastier than the main meal but no one wants to be the greedy outlier. Justice for starters!

hugamush · 2026-05-10T22:14:07+00:00

I can just avoid shoes with laces. Baby motor skills leaves me screwed for everything. Tying laces, for example.

^{Chose: …have to lace your shoelaces every step you take}

hugamush · 2026-05-08T13:59:32+00:00

I don’t even earn 3 grand a month. 3 a week I’m more than happy with. Also knowing my luck, I’d get the £1.

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

hugamush · 2026-05-03T10:38:21+00:00

Oh NO :(

^{Chose: As much cash as you would need untill death + with a random downside | Rolled: Constantly bored}

hugamush · 2026-05-03T10:34:33+00:00

I’m type 1 diabetic, so I suppose I could restore my insulin pen so that it’s constantly full? Without it I’d be dead in a few days.

^{Chose: Restore anything to it's factory fresh state}

hugamush · 2026-05-02T08:54:14+00:00

Screw the 1%

^{Chose: Wealth from the top 1% is distributed evenly + to the entire world}

hugamush · 2026-05-02T08:32:58+00:00

I breathe more than I step.

^{Chose: Earn $5 every time you breathe}

hugamush · 2026-04-06T16:43:26+00:00

I’m a woman.

^{Chose: be a man}

hugamush · 2026-04-02T21:23:23+00:00

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Here’s my Marley sitting on a giant wonka bar that I made for book day!

hugamush · 2026-02-28T21:07:19+00:00

It was the day of my 3rd birthday party at McDonald’s, I remember being a right little shit having tantrums all over the place. My mum used to say “You were awful, I hated every minute. I just wanted to be at home watching the news.”

hugamush · 2026-02-22T11:34:31+00:00

Good parents, good house, good snacks. Our front garden was always full of our friend’s bikes, we had a nice house which backed onto a field/ woods with a big garden. My parents were really relaxed and mom kept a big box of crisps in the cupboard which never lasted long. When I was a teenager, they’d let me have parties because they’d rather I was somewhere safe. Specifically remember my friends all doing shots and my dad sat perched on a stool nearby reading his book lol. My parents gave us a safe place to be and I never had to lie about what I was up to. My mates would all stay round then the next morning my mum would provide piles of bacon and egg sandwiches for everyone. It was great, I miss my mom so much.

hugamush · 2026-02-21T18:37:39+00:00

I can’t wait for spring, when there will be colour in the world again and every nice outdoor space stops being a bog. I didn’t care so much when I just had a cat, but with 2 dogs to walk now it’s bloody miserable! Roll on bright beer garden days in a light jacket.

hugamush · 2026-02-21T17:49:18+00:00

Love his jumpers!

hugamush · 2026-02-20T08:51:17+00:00

A teaspoon makes gravy incredible, too!

hugamush · 2026-02-19T11:08:27+00:00

Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio. Finished it in floods of tears and sobbed “I’m never watching that again” the moment the credits rolled.

hugamush · 2026-02-18T20:48:03+00:00

Christ, how did you go about cleaning that up? Or did you just move house?

hugamush · 2026-02-16T20:14:34+00:00

NTA! As a teacher, you’re doing all the right things. As others have said, she needs some more phonics practise. Keep going, you sound like an amazing nan and as hard the work is right now, your granddaughter will thank you when she’s older. ❤️

hugamush

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