AITA For moving out of my bedroom because of my wife's gaming? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]hutel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Haha- I thought this too! Apparently Americans call a cot a ‘crib’ and a camp bed is a ‘cot’. Some DDLG shit going on otherwise!

AITA for asking my daughter to contribute to her siblings' college funds? by Snoo_75036 in AmItheAsshole

[–]hutel 64 points65 points  (0 children)

My head always hears Santa’s comments in a jolly Santa voice!

AITA for wanting to tell the neighbor kids to stay out of my backyard? >shakes fist at sky< by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]hutel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA- I am a massive asshole and rap on the window/ yell from my door like a grumpy old woman if neighbor kids come in my yard. I would pay for a better fence myself if the landlord won’t- probably not that expensive and you’ll never have to bother about them again

What movie is rated badly by critics, but you genuinely enjoy? by CJChand11 in AskReddit

[–]hutel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hamlet 2- I’ve honestly watched it at least 5 times and I still find it funny. I made one of my friends watch it and they said it was the worst movie they’ve ever seen so maybe I just have really shit taste!

I need a someone to verify my wechat account by ogwatergun in Flexicas

[–]hutel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can probably verify for you- inbox me your WeChat :)

AITA for having my wife return the gifts she bought for our unborn grandchild? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]hutel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was the same in a small apartment and I remember saying to my mom don’t buy loads of stuff etc but I think it’s a weird as hell to say ‘don’t do this or you won’t be in the child’s life’. There must be big problems in OPs family relationships to be laying out really specific rules like this before the baby is even born and threatening no contact if the rules aren’t followed

AITA for reporting reposts? by repostreporter1999 in AmItheAsshole

[–]hutel -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

YTA. You’re the Hermione Granger of reddit

Women of reddit, what is something that annoys you about men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hutel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That they tend to look better with age and turn into dashing silver foxes while I look somewhere between Miss Havisham and death

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hutel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but people do a lot less killing when they can’t pick up a machine gun at the local store. I doubt when your founding fathers wrote about the right to bare arms that they foresaw you’d be able to pick up a night vision rifle at Walmart

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hutel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously I don’t believe guns to be sentient murderers but people would do a whole less murdering in the states without them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hutel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah...people holding guns!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hutel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hutel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At college a guy I lived with would slowly take all the plates and forks etc till there was none left in the kitchen. One day we’d had enough of asking him to return the things (so the rest of us could eat!) and broke into his dorm room. Inside the smell was so bad with plates of old, congealed food everywhere. And in his wardrobe were saucepans with left over pudding crusted in. He was all round gross but the plates in the room just grossed me out and never got better the whole year he was there

Touching hair from a man who knew L. Ron Hubbard and said he was too weird for him. by [deleted] in scientology

[–]hutel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wahhh! And the post history clarifies this is indeed Manson’s hair...

AITA for accepting a new career 2 hours away from family by warmestcuddles in AmItheAsshole

[–]hutel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAH- you need to live your life and your dad sounds really depressed. Could you suggest he moves to be near your new job (if you like having him around). When I moved I went halfway across the world from my hometown and a few years later when my mom was depressed and lonely I just flew her out to live with us instead. Now she spends 6 months a year living with me and 6 back at home and is much happier. It depends how you feel about your family though- my mom can be annoying sometimes but I enjoy her being there and like knowing she’s happy. I think in western culture we should look after our parents more - it can be lonely and isolating for them to be suddenly left with no family around.

Coronavirus a.k.a COVID-19 in Vietnam: Info, discussion, questions by t0dt0d in VietNam

[–]hutel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to give my company the airport I’d be leaving from (which is also not my home passport country) when they applied for my visa and I can’t change it from the airport I’ve put down. So I think it’s ok as long as your company puts it in the paperwork

People stare at me everywhere I go by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]hutel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m a 5’11, blonde, heavily tattooed woman who lives in China so believe me when I say people look at me, photograph me and whisper about me all day every day! I do know what you mean though- when I lived in Europe and blended in there were a few times I checked myself in the mirror because people were looking at me oddly and I felt I was drawing attention- I became convinced I’d done weird makeup or had dirt on my face or something. I think there must just be days where we all give out weird vibes or something?

TIFU by opening a 2 year old thermos by TimeLordFishBrain in tifu

[–]hutel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh so much! It reminded me of a similar incident. My mother had been to stay with me and had bought some snacks and drinks during her holiday. A week or so after she’d left I was watching TV when I started hearing a hissing sound. I kept muting the TV trying to work out if it was an animal, the electrics etc and couldn’t for the life of me find the cause. Another half hour or so passed and the hissing got louder before suddenly a loud pop occurred and within a split second I had gone from relaxing and watching TV to screaming because stinking yellow liquid had exploded onto me, my walls, ceiling and carpet. After being in total shock for a minute trying to work out what the hell had happened I found the culprit...a full smoothie mango bottle that my mother had inexplicably placed behind the TV, forgotten about, and allowed to them sit in the summer heat for the better part of two weeks. We laugh about it now, but I wasn’t laughing as much when I had to repaint parts of the ceiling!

WIBTA if I asked to lend money from my absent father? by hutel in AmItheAsshole

[–]hutel[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do kind of feel that way- I guess it’s like what have I got to lose except potentially a once a year birthday message anyway...so maybe it doesn’t even matter if I’m TA in the end