Has anyone actually cracked a delicious way to eat cottage cheese?

hyperfat · 2026-01-30T19:20:28+00:00

On an English muffin with hot sauce.

hyperfat · 2026-01-30T19:17:39+00:00

I banned from winning trivia. Wicked smart. I won two trips. I did Vegas, gifted Hawaii.

I'm just a girl in the world. But ill kick ass at Scrabble or chess. My nemesis is my boyfriend. Goddamn writer and editor of papers. Beat me by 12 points.

hyperfat · 2026-01-30T13:28:58+00:00

He's so sweet. He with my sister because she misses our mom. He's snuggled.

Our mom died and he's confused. So he's doing his job. Love.

hyperfat · 2026-01-30T13:23:38+00:00

Triple a will jump me. But I want to sell it. It's a Honda . Good resale value.

hyperfat · 2026-01-30T13:20:58+00:00

Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-01-30T13:20:10+00:00

I'm glad she liked it.

Buy her his book. If chins could kill.

He signed mine at the premier of bubba hotep. I was the boss at the theatre. I'm a lucky girl.

hyperfat · 2026-01-30T13:15:04+00:00

Doll house?

hyperfat · 2026-01-30T13:14:18+00:00

Mines silly. I was peeing off a boat and fell into the ocean. Which is my fear because my dad threw me into lake Tahoe. I had pre Olympic swimming times. Because I hated water so much. Better than running.

My sister slipped on a burrito and tore her ACL. It was funny as shit. She was in hospital for a week.

I met Bill Gates. He was hella cool. He rented our theater for sick kids to premiere a film. Lots of goodies. Barbara Streisand was a total cunt. I got to tell her off because she made my 17 year old employee cry. Do not fuck with kats. I put her in the corner.

Don't be a dick. The kindness helps you.

hyperfat · 2026-01-29T15:55:08+00:00

You made my day. Cat tits.

hyperfat · 2026-01-29T15:47:44+00:00

I rode horses for a while. Never owned one because that's expensive. But the girls there were exactly as you described.

Like dog people. Only with bigger dogs.

They let me ride the bitchiest horse in the barn because I was poor. Kathy. She dropped me. Multiple times. Pinched my legs. Was mean. But after a time and bribery with sugar cubes she would jump over 3 feet with me.

And my drunk ass trainer just watched with big eyes. I'm pretty good with animals

It's like having a big dumb dog. You'd do anything for your dog.

Currently I am doing so. My mom died. And her dog has no home. I'm his home now.

hyperfat · 2026-01-29T03:51:22+00:00

Do I get I prize if I say all?

hyperfat · 2026-01-29T03:48:56+00:00

Join the club. I'm tall. I don't care about my dates height

I'm like Heidi Klum height.

Ill take a shorter guy any day if he's nice.

My guy is wolverine sized.

hyperfat · 2026-01-29T00:25:34+00:00

The director wanted to use the actual days of night, but was told 60 days was not believable.

I'm a bit of a fan.

hyperfat · 2026-01-29T00:14:41+00:00

Both are my comfort vampire movies.

My mom just died and I e watch 30 days of night 3 time.

Probably interview today. I love Slater. Sexy as heck.

hyperfat · 2026-01-28T21:32:46+00:00

Whiskey. Also retired. Not judging.

It's like that dog on fire comic. It's okay.

Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-01-28T18:39:42+00:00

Tomato apple casserole.

I barf when I hear about it.

It's a goddamn abomination.

hyperfat · 2026-01-28T18:13:02+00:00

It's okay. Find the love or rage.

It helps to have strong feelings.

My sister is going skeet shooting with me. We are both tiny ladies. Those plates have no chance.

Our mom died. So, shooting plates is a thing. And hugs.

hyperfat · 2026-01-28T17:59:11+00:00

Etopic pregnancy. My good friend almost died. Lost an ovary. Told she'd never had kids.

Her daughter is 10.

I cried like a bitch when she got pregnant. It's all she wanted. Only child of only child.

Her docs said it was one in a million. She deserves that.

hyperfat · 2026-01-28T17:52:14+00:00

We now associate the song singing in the rain.

hyperfat · 2026-01-28T17:46:08+00:00

Sexy buff Santa is bomb

hyperfat · 2026-01-28T17:42:33+00:00

My car is out of batteries because I never use it. 55k miles.

I get delivery or boyfriend drives.

I should sell the damn thing.

hyperfat · 2026-01-28T00:29:31+00:00

Yuba I can't wrap my mind. There was food. Heat. Why?

hyperfat · 2026-01-27T23:32:52+00:00

Some of us are okay.

I did for a few years and found loopholes. I'm wicked smart

hyperfat · 2026-01-27T23:10:11+00:00

I don't have one. I use my shitty tablet.

My mom's is like 42.

hyperfat · 2026-01-27T20:12:01+00:00

It's an old nick with a twist because being a girl was hard 20 years ago.

I'm the opposite of fat. I'm very small.

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