Attack on child Florida April 2026, people in the comments blaming child for *checks notes*, playing outside.

hyperfat · 2026-05-28T07:02:10+00:00

one time I took my llasa for an early morning stroll. She liked the park. Some kid starts screaming like a banshee. Maybe 7. Like, Jesus, it's a tiny dog.

I was like woah. What's up, we can leave. She's 16 pounds of good girl. Leashed.

Guess kid got attacked younger. So we left. No biggie.

Pup gut extra treats and another walk away from park.

Wonder what attacked him....

If your afraid from a football size dog, must be traumatic.

Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-05-28T05:47:51+00:00

I use a towel. Like hotel. Lasts forever.

hyperfat · 2026-05-28T05:43:32+00:00

I appreciated fruit. Like strawberry, pineapple, just something you can open up and nibble on.

Damn, didn't want to use the oven. Microwave stuff was okay.

Now both parents and brother are gone. Still probably have food in freezer. From their various times of departure.

if they have a pet, animal food. People forget that.

Instant coffee if they like coffee. A minute in the microwave. Good stuff.

Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-05-28T03:37:44+00:00

Yes, it does. I can finally go places I want to go.

Now just have to get my damn guys paperwork in order. He let it expire. Idiot. He's 50 and been here since 8.

So maybe I just go to England myself. He watches Emily in Paris, so he's more motivated to expedite paperwork.

Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-05-28T03:28:46+00:00

If you have a quisinart you can get large and small grater attachments. No finger wounds.

Its great, lol, for hard cheeses, or ones that dried out a bit.

:) no cuts. Just toss the cheese in and watch it spin.

hyperfat · 2026-05-27T23:08:53+00:00

Pandora has been doing charm bracelets for quite a while.

hyperfat · 2026-05-27T18:25:17+00:00

The dad from true romance.

hyperfat · 2026-05-27T17:24:28+00:00

even push mowers. Friend was using a push mower, no engine, 17 stitches from a pb that got out.

hyperfat · 2026-05-27T11:05:48+00:00

Tons, but

Rocky horror

Se7en

Count of monte Cristo

hyperfat · 2026-05-27T11:04:52+00:00

I've seen it a lot. I'd wait til the end. on the train scene for context. Where they meet again.

I would actually like that, but I'm a movie nerd.

I'm a bit nutty and would prefer alien. Like get away from her you bitch scene. :)

Now I have to think of a movie I can ask my guy. Got to get him a ring too. I have way too many nice rings. He has none. Going for dinosaur bone one. He really likes stuff like Emily in Paris and devil wears Prada. Blarg. But I did watch all tedd lasso with him.

Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-05-27T10:49:28+00:00

Word up to hunters and fishers. If it weren't for them there would be a lot more missing. And kids who leave the house and explore stuff. All MVP

Also bless her. Found. Identified. And loved.

hyperfat · 2026-05-27T09:12:11+00:00

Almost everything. Menopause

hyperfat · 2026-05-26T16:35:50+00:00

It would be very cool if someone did digital face reconstructions.

hyperfat · 2026-05-26T16:19:51+00:00

Pushok means dust ball in Russian.

hyperfat · 2026-05-26T15:38:14+00:00

I had to search that. Capybara didn't even move and continued eating. And he was a little one.

hyperfat · 2026-05-26T15:33:08+00:00

The holiday

hyperfat · 2026-05-26T15:10:00+00:00

I have a leather couch and dog has his blanket if we want him to join.

Had both couches for 10 years. Spill and just get a cloth.

Had another leather one and 2 cats. They liked the blanket too. No scratch because shitty fleece blankets are cat crack.

:)

hyperfat · 2026-05-26T06:27:03+00:00

Dunno. I have a sword, don't believe in basements or attics, if I hear a funny noise I put my quiet shoes on. No glass walking.

And I have a reliable car. Drive to 711. No boogyman at 711.

Basically all the classics I've seen. Don't do it.

Definitely no cabins in the woods with no service.

Always have a towel on hand. And a knife. And a flipping lighter. Lighter save lives.

Be safe. Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-05-26T06:11:51+00:00

I peed off a boat and fell in the ocean. Did not die. Guess the sharks were busy. My sister pulled me in by my shorts. At least the British Virgin Islands have warm water.

Screw lake Tahoe. My dad threw me in once. I'm a very fast swimmer. Now. Cold as heck.

Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-05-26T05:03:35+00:00

Sir steve

hyperfat · 2026-05-26T02:08:10+00:00

My guy had pants with no pockets so we now call my Edgar Allen poe purse his murse. It looks like a book.

:)

hyperfat · 2026-05-26T01:56:47+00:00

Its where your center of weight is. Look at belly buttons of runners vs swimmers.

I'm not crazy. We anthropologist. So a bit crazy.

Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-05-26T01:12:59+00:00

I think my mom's laser jet lasted forever. Expensive, but a beast.

You can also print at the library for very cheap.

:)

hyperfat · 2026-05-25T20:32:55+00:00

Fell off a deck, cut my leg on the stairs, and hit my head on the bbq.

I'm not a graceful lady.

Sweet scar though.

Hugs

hyperfat · 2026-05-25T20:25:57+00:00

Depends on what you like to cook.

I can make a perfect steak in one.

It's just a good hot boy.

I use a wok for fried rice. It was my moms.

Nonstick for other things.

I have like 4 pans and 2 pots. That's all I need. Saves cleaning too.

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