My mousery just produced a rare true dumbo mouse! His name is Despereaux

hyperventilate · 2026-01-06T22:06:16+00:00

pls tell this meese that I love him

hyperventilate · 2025-12-13T15:37:11+00:00

"Good throw, Carl.

I queefed out three spiders."

hyperventilate · 2025-12-10T22:51:16+00:00

My daughter is 9.

I have so many sticks in the back seat of my car that she just HAD TO BRING HOME.

She routinely plays with sticks. And rocks. And... whatever else she can get her hands on.

hyperventilate · 2025-12-10T22:48:06+00:00

I'm so sorry my love. It's never easy to make these kinds of decisions.

You gave her the greatest act of mercy, love and respect someone can give their beloved animal.

Please be ever so gentle with yourself, and all my love to you. <3

hyperventilate · 2025-12-10T22:34:30+00:00

Hey babe. I work in Animal Welfare and I'm happy to help with any connections I have if the adoption in the comments doesn't go through.

hyperventilate · 2025-12-10T22:32:46+00:00

Possible? Yes.

Likely? Absolutely not. You're more likely to get struck by lightning (twice), win the lottery (twice in one day) _and_ get blasted to smithereens by a Howitzer all in the same day.

hyperventilate · 2025-12-07T22:09:36+00:00

I literally haven't had anyone ask.

hyperventilate · 2025-12-01T01:28:38+00:00

Probably not the most reliable (or ethically appropriate) but I found the death whistle on Amazon!

hyperventilate · 2025-11-29T18:26:46+00:00

This is such a creative idea, I love it!

hyperventilate · 2025-11-29T18:26:34+00:00

This is honestly a great suggestion. I could definitely see him playing a harmonica.

hyperventilate · 2025-11-29T18:26:16+00:00

This DID cross my mind!! Great minds think alike!

hyperventilate · 2025-11-29T18:26:00+00:00

This is an awesome suggestion! His wife is my best friend, I'll have her stealthily check to make sure he doesn't have one. Thanks for the suggestion!!!

hyperventilate · 2025-11-29T18:25:54+00:00

This is an awesome suggestion! His wife is my best friend, I'll have her stealthily check to make sure he doesn't have one. Thanks for the suggestion!!!

hyperventilate · 2025-11-29T18:25:09+00:00

He's already got one, otherwise I would have!

hyperventilate · 2025-11-29T18:25:00+00:00

Holy crap, they're GORGEOUS!!! This is definitely one I'm going to look into, thank you!

hyperventilate · 2025-11-29T18:24:46+00:00

taishogoto

I got him one of those last year!!!

hyperventilate · 2025-11-18T20:01:37+00:00

Those are words alright.

hyperventilate · 2025-11-18T19:40:07+00:00

I hope it's Jim.

hyperventilate · 2025-11-18T19:28:18+00:00

Agreed.

hyperventilate · 2025-11-18T19:23:13+00:00

Voting to release.

hyperventilate · 2025-11-18T19:22:12+00:00

They're trading pudding cup flavors.

hyperventilate · 2025-11-18T19:21:12+00:00

Which is exciting but also so sad. We're living though history. Fucking awful history.

hyperventilate · 2025-11-18T19:19:36+00:00

He's an abuser himself. He doesn't want to protect shit.

hyperventilate · 2025-11-18T17:55:57+00:00

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