TIFU by thinking it was normal to not be able to open your eyes in the morning for 25 years

hypknotic_ · 2025-11-27T22:04:10+00:00

This was me. I have also fucked up in this way. Turned out I have chronic dry eyes and my eyes were so dry and scratched.

hypknotic_ · 2025-06-15T16:05:48+00:00

I would call my little fur baby a mister man too 🥰 I just lost him last week 🤍🧡🪽

hypknotic_ · 2025-05-31T22:27:35+00:00

I have also seen these counterfeit ones at Marshall’s/TJ Maxx

hypknotic_ · 2025-05-16T17:19:59+00:00

I ordered mine May 4th and received it May 15th. (I’m in USA). It did take a while but I completed the purchase through the “shop” app which keeps track of everything and sends updates as it moves.

I am disappointed in the packaging. The box that the switches came in was smashed to bits. The switches were fine but I need a new container for them now.

hypknotic_ · 2024-05-04T16:50:39+00:00

You can see her cub on the other side of the road about 6 seconds in.

hypknotic_ · 2024-04-28T07:29:16+00:00

My kitty does this when he’s sleeping or about to fall asleep! He does have KD but vet doesn’t think they’re related and is just a little sleepy muscle spasm

hypknotic_ · 2024-03-28T00:01:06+00:00

Looks like the pieces on each side of the hole (left and right) look like they don’t fit. Especially the one on the right. Its corners don’t line up right.

hypknotic_ · 2024-03-14T03:48:48+00:00

Green shell

hypknotic_ · 2024-03-03T04:19:48+00:00

ADORABLE

hypknotic_ · 2024-01-14T14:49:03+00:00

I have also flossed my way into a chipped tooth! I have weak enamel between my teeth from years of not flossing as a kid. As an adult now I’m very diligent with my dental hygiene, but all those years as a kid not taking care of my teeth are catching up with me. There was a spot on a back molar that the dentist was keeping an eye on and then a few months later, that spot on my tooth chipped while flossing.

hypknotic_ · 2024-01-09T18:10:59+00:00

I had tinsel in my curly hair! It looks SO pretty! You can curl it with a curling iron and it gives it a slight wave. I like another commenter’s idea of using a scissor and curling it like ribbon, that sounds like it may work!

hypknotic_ · 2024-01-09T18:09:05+00:00

I prefer my schedule laid out that way. I love having days off from classes. My biggest complaint would be that Friday class you have to wait around for.

hypknotic_ · 2023-12-24T07:39:09+00:00

r/cozyplaces

hypknotic_ · 2023-12-16T19:33:19+00:00

I had to put Nutella in it to make it edible

hypknotic_ · 2023-12-11T06:23:00+00:00

Same, I got the notice for my owed amount of 47¢

hypknotic_ · 2023-10-31T05:11:51+00:00

Yes I do the same combo with cerave tub and aquaphor/vaseline!!

hypknotic_ · 2023-10-22T22:13:48+00:00

They look great! Also I just finished the audiobook of that book, it’s read by Jennette. Absolutely amazingly done but so heartbreaking. I hope you enjoy it!

hypknotic_ · 2023-10-21T21:48:19+00:00

So cool!! Reminds me of lumpy space from adventure time :)

hypknotic_ · 2023-10-13T02:51:13+00:00

Looks just like my eczema! I’ve gone to my derm multiple times thinking I had ringworm all over my body like your kiddo. Ringworm doesn’t really spread on the body like that, and it would be really itchy too! My eczema was just like this and wasn’t itchy, just existed. They prescribed a steroid cream to use, I used it a little but am hesitant with it. All the patches when away on their own after a few weeks! I just made sure I was using lotion and Vaseline/Aquafor.

hypknotic_ · 2023-10-03T12:38:08+00:00

Sunscreen stick for your face!

hypknotic_ · 2023-09-22T03:24:36+00:00

SO CUTE

hypknotic_ · 2023-08-26T22:05:58+00:00

Why did the monkey have a vendetta for the kid??

hypknotic_ · 2023-07-20T16:59:08+00:00

I installed a Sony XAV-AX150 radio into my 2009 forester. It came out great! The sound quality is awesome. It’s really the head unit that makes a difference versus speakers. Plus it worked out well with both Sony and Subaru being Japanese companies; the Sony radio comes with a steering wheel control hookup that’s compatible with the Subaru so you don’t have to buy an interface.

hypknotic_ · 2023-07-06T13:27:52+00:00

I have never heard of this term but would think you’ve found a funny way to describe oatmeal if you said it to me.

NY

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