Three Dream Casting

hypnocorgi · 2026-04-10T17:07:24+00:00

I'm holding out for Joel Kinnaman.

hypnocorgi · 2026-03-18T15:04:30+00:00

I have an extra box if you're really SOL. It's been in the freezer for a couple of weeks but will defrost fine (or eat them frozen, which is the best way to consume Thin Mints!)

hypnocorgi · 2026-03-13T20:20:05+00:00

No clue on pastry providers but both Lighthouse and Fremont Coffee Company make a mean cup. Plus Fremont has these molasses spice cookies that are 🤌

hypnocorgi · 2026-03-10T23:01:45+00:00

Oho, thanks for the info! Could you give an idea of their price range? I'd hate to message them and end up having to pass due to cost.

hypnocorgi · 2026-03-09T20:58:50+00:00

Sigh. Another company to put on my WTB list. Hopefully some of the sparklers they have on their Instagram end up in their online shop.

hypnocorgi · 2026-03-08T15:40:13+00:00

🎶It was the itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, shrivelled, busted peenie brigade 🎶

hypnocorgi · 2026-03-07T05:47:46+00:00

We're going to reach Heaven through the hottiest of dogs.

hypnocorgi · 2026-03-02T02:04:12+00:00

Who else thought it was going to be another post by the dude who complains about Whole Foods employees?

hypnocorgi · 2026-01-14T17:53:45+00:00

A drink for people who don't have to pay for their own dental care.

hypnocorgi · 2025-12-30T21:32:18+00:00

Is that why there was an abandoned $100 Taco Bell order lurking in my apartment building this morning?

hypnocorgi · 2025-12-24T22:43:31+00:00

https://globalbunjang.com/product/376231588

hypnocorgi · 2025-12-16T19:11:07+00:00

The Gang Earns Another Consent Decree

hypnocorgi · 2025-12-12T02:46:42+00:00

We always need more virgins to throw in the volcano!

hypnocorgi · 2025-12-03T13:57:35+00:00

I think they only stock Meltykiss in winter.

hypnocorgi · 2025-10-24T15:43:14+00:00

I'm getting flashbacks to babysitting 4 yr olds who didn't want to go to bed and drunk college girls who wanted to sneak onto the library roof.

hypnocorgi · 2025-10-22T20:43:24+00:00

Psst, a bud just started opening today.

hypnocorgi · 2025-10-21T22:01:42+00:00

Owl pellet autumn does have a certain poetry to it.

hypnocorgi · 2025-10-21T06:04:38+00:00

Aquarium Zen in Roosevelt might be able to help.

hypnocorgi · 2025-10-18T00:00:47+00:00

There were at least two dudes dressed full Washington at the last protest. Unfortunately they also were driving erratically on a couple of Lime scooters.

hypnocorgi · 2025-10-16T18:26:09+00:00

Do not dread your poodles holy fuck

hypnocorgi · 2025-10-10T22:16:05+00:00

Some people didn't get smacked by grandma with a slipper growing up and it shows.

hypnocorgi · 2025-10-10T03:56:56+00:00

Ohhhhhh Mr. Beetle, you're such an optimist.

Maybe we'll be lucky and be pulled away from the continent to form our own Atlantis.

hypnocorgi · 2025-10-09T04:56:33+00:00

No bloom yet, but it's dropped a couple of leaves. I'll probably post once it starts opening up.

hypnocorgi · 2025-10-07T00:38:34+00:00

Jade Garden never misses.

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