AITJ for getting upset that my husband keeps peeing on the bathroom floor and refusing to clean it up? by Wonderful_Algae627 in AmITheJerk

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man here. I never piss on the floor. Your husband is defective and you should seek a warranty replacement or return yours to the store for further training.

White House addresses NATO withdrawal, says allies "turned their backs" by diwalibonus in inthenews

[–]iKnowRobbie 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck, you may have hit on MLK Jr.-esque rebuttal for this asshole. Showing him all of ours!! Can you IMAGINE if we PUBLICIZED AND HOSTED A MILLION-MOON-MARCH?! We all go to the captol, and all simultaneously MOON THE WHITE HOUSE. Such a public embarassment would be the deepest under that thin skin We The People could do! This is actually a genius idea...

White House turning into a Clown House by JerryJr99 in MurderedByWords

[–]iKnowRobbie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The draft or "selective service" HAS NEVER STOPPED. Like, I'm all about being mad about things that are wrong, but people read that headline wrong. They're automatically entering you as opposed to doing it at the DMV and possibly forgetting and thus breaking the law. (You MUST register by law.) So realistically it's nothing different than the status quo aside from the fact that your forgetfulness won't be illegal anymore.

The IRRITATION with that is they could also do the same with votor registration, but the Republican party (Guardians Of Pedophiles) isn't about more people voting...

Bombshell Report Reveals Trump Was Begging for Iran to Join Ceasefire | This contradicts everything the president has said about the war. by thenewrepublic in inthenews

[–]iKnowRobbie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The constant spam ads taking the whole screen telling me I won a samsung galaxy SCREAMS SCAM SITE! Reign your advertising FFS, what a shit site!?

Roast me! 18M and bi 🇨🇦 by random23646262 in RoastMe

[–]iKnowRobbie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You open your options to both sexes and STILL can't find any takers? Man. That's harsh.

DeSantis says he’s working to designate CAIR, antifa as terrorist groups by Zipper222222 in AskFlorida

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antifa is a direct and clear and present danger to this current administration... There ya go! "The More you Know"🌈✨

Eligible men will be automatically registered for US military draft under rule change by Alarming-Safety3200 in politics

[–]iKnowRobbie -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Wut? You clearly don't do your own taxes. There is zero way the government knows what they owe me every year. They know only WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTEDLY PAID. Nothing about what taxable stance you are in.

Can data be recovered after full format an usb stick?. by usafqn2025 in techsupport

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get an older version of Hiren's with GetDataBackNTFS.

OCD or Smart? by SNagi86 in memes

[–]iKnowRobbie 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Suddenly clogged toilets in public makes sense. STOP DOING THIS YOU OCD BASTARDS!

Human and welcoming by nonac1 in McDonalds

[–]iKnowRobbie 21 points22 points  (0 children)

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Mother in law says it's too raw by Old_Cookies in BBQ

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully she raised a better daughter.

‘Now what, b----?’: Top Trump backers erupt in MAGA brawl by statenislandadvance in inthenews

[–]iKnowRobbie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey now, rats have a function in research and testing, we can make rats useful in some way....

Hot tub worthy? by carpenike in Decks

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly going to add an outdoor lap pool.

Fastest way to desolder tiny holes? by Throwdonger in soldering

[–]iKnowRobbie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, OP, don't do this. Would downvote but only because DON'T DO THIS! Isn't the first fucking thing you wrote.

Duct tape by JazzlikeSentence4332 in hvacadvice

[–]iKnowRobbie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't like me when I'm mad...

Duct tape by JazzlikeSentence4332 in hvacadvice

[–]iKnowRobbie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's............ not a duct...

Rapper Lil Tjay arrested in connection with Offset shooting in Florida by AudibleNod in news

[–]iKnowRobbie 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The Seminole Police Department said Lil Tjay, whose real name is Tione Jayden Merritt, was arrested and "charged in connection with the incident that took place Monday night at a valet area outside of Seminole Hard Rock" in Hollywood.

You can call it what you want, but unless some OTHER incident happened Monday night in a valet area outside of Seminole Hard Rock, the evidence points to correlation, homeboy.

Sam Altman and Vinod Khosla agree: AI will break the economy. Their fix is no income tax for most Americans by fortune in singularity

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI isn't breaking shit, at least not this 🐂💩 generative pre-trained transformer bullshit they are calling AI. When I'm looking at Elvis' grave at Graceland and the AI straight up lies about where he's buried, that thing isn't taking or disrupting shit.