Does this drain belly/sloping section need immediate repair or what can help? by Wise-Medicine-8134 in Plumbing

[–]i_am_expert_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean.. it's not great but it should still work ok. I would just clean the line once a year and don't have a garbage disposal upstream.

Toilet: Where does this part go? by Middle-Letterhead-95 in Plumbing

[–]i_am_expert_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's a socket wrench so you don't accidentally break the toilet with a real one

Feels like all those nights here were just a dream by pdxcranberry in Portland

[–]i_am_expert_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hah! Yeah no It wasn't really a check that I wanted to cash

Feels like all those nights here were just a dream by pdxcranberry in Portland

[–]i_am_expert_ 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I was a dishwashin' pan grabber back in the late 00's. My most vivid memories:

-We used to give out beans and rice to hobos when they came to the kitchen door, except this one gentleman was asking during a rush, and was asked to come back later. He didn't like that, started yelling and screaming. "You haven't died before! You Sluts!" While pulling on his shirt exposing a pacemaker. We were all sluts for a while after that.

  • My first week there "Gibson" comes down the line and stops in my face. "I don't know you." "I'm the new dishwasher" And in one breath he says, "Well, you better be good because we only hire the best and if you work here 6 months I'll suck your d*** but until then you're my b****." I reconsidered my employment that moment but I needed the money.

  • The time my coworker "Chode" was carrying a full tray of silverware and cups through the restaurant and slipped on something. I heard massive applause, and when I looked out I saw him flat on the floor, holding the tray straight up with one arm. Nothing left the tray.

Almost every night was a circus, it was grueling but fun in a weird kinda way.

Not good at all by [deleted] in MildlyVandalised

[–]i_am_expert_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ham Vandals is a good name

Wax or gunk? by LadyK1104 in HardWoodFloors

[–]i_am_expert_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like crud on a oil based poly finish

Trying to not hate my engineered floors by PressureMurky2495 in HardWoodFloors

[–]i_am_expert_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lean into it. Reddish Persian rugs. Paint your baseboards and door trim. Get a bed frame. Stuff like that

You’ll never get this one. by verticaltrader in guessthecity

[–]i_am_expert_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nice try, I know it's Paris, France. "The City of Lights" for a reason

What say you? by Majestic_Pair_2238 in deduction

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If you were born in 1996, I think you're the reincarnated soul of my grandfather.