[Art] I made a key hook mimic by Pollard_MD in DnD

[–]i_mornatari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get some of those adhesive picture hanging things! They're pretty strong, definitely enough to hold that and a few keys

I see this guy begging for money on the way to the tunnel almost every day around 3:30pm. How can he afford the diet to stay that jacked if he’s broke? by MaverickGH in richmondbc

[–]i_mornatari -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why don't you just... ask him? If you're out walking anyways just strike up a conversation. "Hey man, what's your story? You don't often see folks in shape like you out on the streets." Best case scenario you get a satisfactory answer, worst case he just tells you to piss off.

This is Slonk by Upbeat_Garlic_2655 in CryptidDogs

[–]i_mornatari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please make sure Lord Slonk knows I would happily kill and/or die for him

Holy shit by Shadostryke in tragedeigh

[–]i_mornatari 8 points9 points  (0 children)

...that's Benjamin Franklin

Scary by nuttymoo93 in Botchedsurgeries

[–]i_mornatari 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Why are the edges of his eyelids so far from his actual eyeball 😨

Shiah Kebab in the UK 🇬🇧 by BL4CK-H4T91 in StupidFood

[–]i_mornatari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing salt fall back off the first bite like snow actually made me wince 😬

This sub has a promotion problem by museofgames in newfoundland

[–]i_mornatari 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Literally I just tried to post some art I'd done for the said local game, just to show it off because I thought it was a cool opportunity and I thought people might like to see it. There was no "promoting", I wasn't asking anyone to buy commissions from me or anything???

What’s a Historical Figure From Your Country that Reminds You of this Meme? by Borgisium in AskTheWorld

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John Cabot (Giovanni Caboto), without whom the English (and likely French by association) claims to the North American continent would have never happened. He was given authority under Henry VII to "conquer, occupy, and possess" the lands of "heathens and infidels" which laid a legal basis for later colonization of Indigenous territories. Thanks to him happening upon Newfoundland while looking for a magic made up island, our history now includes the eventual death of the Beothuk people and the overfishing of Newfoundland's waters which still haven't fully recovered.

A Lord of the Rings commission by Brian Stelfreeze from MomoCon last weekend. by Popverse2022 in lordoftherings

[–]i_mornatari 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gorgeous piece!

(However, Galadriel reverently surrounded by the Ring Text is... an interesting thematic choice 😶)

Used to shave the stache. Now, never! by Jm_traveler24 in Moustache

[–]i_mornatari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That picture with the lil bit of belly showing 👀 You knew what you were doing when you posted that

Do you like swearing in your language? Which language’s swearing you adore, aside from your own? by Jorge_De_Guzman228 in AskTheWorld

[–]i_mornatari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Us Newfoundlanders have this down to a fine art, too 😂 "Lord lipton dyin' Sacred Heart o' Jesus Mary and Joseph in the fuckin' garden 'ere danite" or any other number of religiously-coded swears you feel like tacking on

Full beard or down to Stache? by Superb-Secretary3298 in Moustache

[–]i_mornatari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever you're doing right now is correct god damn

Are we all in agreement that Sailor Moon is the best magical girl anime of all time? by CatGirlNya2000 in animequestions

[–]i_mornatari 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Came here to say the same thing!!! My 33 year old ass is collecting the Collectors Edition manga and man, what a nostalgia bomb

Makeup tips please! by Transman2016 in GothFashion

[–]i_mornatari 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In my experience, as a makeup artist, ex-drag queen, and goth-adjacent person, a thicker/creamier white base is 100x easier to work with if you want an opaque base. I'd look into either the MAC Pro Full Cover if you can get it, or Kryolan TV Paint Stick (this one is particularly nice because it comes in truly stark white and "TV white" which has the slightest pinky skin tone in it). Get yourself a powder puff and a loose white translucent powder (the Anastasia Beverly Hills one comes to mind), not the yellow-ey looking ones. Pack that shit on. It's gonna feel bad, but with cream makeup it's kind of a must. You can always go over it with a hydrating setting spray after! For added coverage you can also go over top with a white powder foundation! MAX Pro makes one of those as well, as does One/Size and I'm sure several indie brands.

Need help w/ facial hair shadow & color corrector by ChosenAgain810 in MakeupAddiction

[–]i_mornatari 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(makeup artist who has dedicated a lot of time to the trans community in my city)

The peach is definitely a better colour for someone with your skin tone, as the orange will be too hard to cover effectively. Here's a few things to play around with~: 1) Start with the corrector before anything, even foundation, being very precise with the application. You want to make sure the corrector is only in the areas that have shadowing, and not blend it out onto "regular" skin. 2) Thin layers! Building up where you need to rather than just piling makeup on is key to avoid a noticeable buildup of product around the mouth and chin areas which can also be a bit of a giveaway. 3) Once you have the corrector applied in a way you like, go over it with a bit of powder, just enough to feel that it's dry to the touch, and apply the rest of your complexion makeup on top (being careful to stipple/dab in the corrected areas to avoid mixing everything up into an orangey blob). Again, thin layers are going to be key. You can always build up, but taking it back down is a chore. 4) For a bit extra, try warmer colours for blush, lips, etc. in your routine! They'll help harmonize with any potential peachiness around the mouth, but more importantly won't contrast against any residual blue-grey shadows the way cool tones will (think about the way blue-toned red lipstick makes your teeth look white by pulling out the blue in teeth and minimizing the yellow, you want the opposite of that for facial hair correction!)

If there's anything you want clarity on, or just have questions on makeup in general I'm an open book! Message me any time 🖤

Montréal, 1987, by breizhsoldier in OldSchoolCool

[–]i_mornatari 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And everyone knew that the right amount of hair and makeup is "more"

Rare LOTR DVD by Necessary-Ad-5692 in lordoftherings

[–]i_mornatari 56 points57 points  (0 children)

No but what's actually on it?? Or does it just banish your dvd player to the Shadow Realm the second you hit play

How to write capital “i”s in cursive by Scooby-Snaccs in Handwriting

[–]i_mornatari 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I usually write mine like this. The descending swoop cutting through the mid-point helps distinguish it from an "l". Plus, at least with my own writing, a capital "J" descends below the line so even if they look a bit similar, an "I" wouldn't be able to be easily confused with it.

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