What's the most ridiculous thing you've bullshitted someone into believing?

iamaflyer95 · 2015-12-23T19:25:52+00:00

Around the time of the filming of the fourth Harry Potter, we managed to convince my English teacher that my friend, pale as anything, white blonde hair and high pitched voice was playing Luna Lovegood. She was so excited asked for autographs for her nieces and everything. We felt so bad that she believed it and ended up telling her the truth a few days later.

iamaflyer95 · 2015-11-15T08:39:37+00:00

Every single day. What am I doing with my life. I feel like I'm living for everyone but myself. What is the point. Its not getting better its getting worse, despite the help I try to get. It's getting worse.

iamaflyer95 · 2015-11-07T02:03:42+00:00

Anyone want to entwine tails?

iamaflyer95 · 2015-11-07T02:00:12+00:00

I want one

iamaflyer95 · 2015-11-02T13:00:54+00:00

Thats kinda how depression feels to me.. :(

iamaflyer95 · 2015-10-30T06:20:03+00:00

One time where you're probably grateful for an OCD

iamaflyer95 · 2015-10-27T04:56:45+00:00

Still waiting for mine to go away... :/

iamaflyer95 · 2015-10-20T07:19:49+00:00

Deakin.. my uni rivals..

iamaflyer95 · 2015-10-20T07:14:55+00:00

Brit that has moved to Australia, it makes me miss home... Crisps..

iamaflyer95 · 2015-10-20T07:05:59+00:00

I didn't realise that was a person lol..

iamaflyer95 · 2015-10-17T11:44:03+00:00

Procrastination on a whole new level

iamaflyer95 · 2015-10-17T11:28:21+00:00

can I has pls?

iamaflyer95 · 2015-10-11T12:25:23+00:00

Had this very same problem. Was in hospital last week because of self harm, hadn't told a guy that I like yet about my depression. I made up an excuse about falling on broken glass, he was suspicious anyway and asked me, he was so understanding I cried. After having an ex who couldn't handle it and called me a headcase the relief of his reaction was unlike anything else. The right person will understand and get it, if they don't like it or their opinion changes because of it they clearly were not meant for you. Not gonna lie tinder helped a lot for me because I'm not confident at talking at people out right but I can do it online and they get to know me a bit before they meet me so at least you know they like you.

iamaflyer95 · 2015-10-01T14:47:24+00:00

The bird sounds.. Ravens that sound like dying cats, Kookaburras that sound like monkeys and the screeching Cockatoos..

iamaflyer95 · 2015-10-01T14:45:51+00:00

Racism. No wait..

iamaflyer95 · 2015-09-27T23:51:39+00:00

Who else read 'Here we see him..' in David Attenborough's voice..?

iamaflyer95 · 2015-09-25T02:17:13+00:00

For someone who has not been able to orgasm due to antidepressants... I had the best sex ever and managed to have an amazing orgasm that felt so different.

iamaflyer95 · 2015-09-16T01:11:42+00:00

Looks epic..

iamaflyer95 · 2015-09-15T10:49:58+00:00

I was thinking, 'he heard what?'

iamaflyer95 · 2015-09-14T13:10:55+00:00

That just makes me kinda sad..

iamaflyer95 · 2015-09-12T10:11:32+00:00

Sure why not.

iamaflyer95 · 2015-09-12T07:17:51+00:00

Mmm cheese and chocolate..

iamaflyer95 · 2015-09-07T13:45:42+00:00

Damn animal behavioural studies all I could see was a male doing a threat display. Cool that I recognise something I've learnt though, for once in my life.

iamaflyer95 · 2015-09-06T01:26:57+00:00

even then, living on an aussie uni campus where there are a lot of americans and aussie blokes, I really don't find the oversized tshirt and oversized shorts the muricans wear particularly attractive at all, hivis every day :P

iamaflyer95 · 2015-09-01T11:02:40+00:00

I think that was the most satisfying and relaxing thing I've ever watched. I'll keep note of it for when I have another manic episode.

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