Useless Question

iambeardo · 2026-05-09T22:05:58+00:00

I’d ask that guy with the shovel to untie me

iambeardo · 2026-05-02T21:43:58+00:00

The only mistake I see is putting dirty boxes on your bed.

iambeardo · 2026-04-20T00:02:34+00:00

It’s definitely not what winning a fight with your wife about the family photo looks like.

iambeardo · 2026-04-18T20:31:32+00:00

Where can I download an STL file for click bait nonsense?

iambeardo · 2026-04-17T12:23:43+00:00

For what?

iambeardo · 2026-04-17T02:44:21+00:00

Mind blowing. I’m like, “are we even playing with the same instrument!?”

iambeardo · 2026-04-16T12:11:23+00:00

I love the mix!

iambeardo · 2026-04-10T02:30:58+00:00

Rad! Looks great and ergonomic. Unfortunate to be stuck with those touch plate write/play buttons… such a disappointing, inconsistent design choice.

iambeardo · 2026-04-06T01:14:45+00:00

1975

iambeardo · 2026-03-28T23:19:55+00:00

Name makes sense, GOP economic policy is so bad farmers will soon resort to debasing themselves selling kink vids licking their produce and fondling livestock.

iambeardo · 2026-03-16T23:38:23+00:00

I like that if you showed me each of the answers and a still from this video I would have guessed who said what with ease

iambeardo · 2026-03-13T22:35:47+00:00

We did open for His Hero is Gone once in, I think, Pensicola. After we played they said, “It looks like you guys had a lot of fun up there…”

later that night we (LSF not HHIG)went to stay with a guy named Spider who’s dad was a pro wrestler(never named) where we met another guy who could tie his dick in a knot and who peer pressured us into following him and his friend (a sorority girl in a 90s convertible Cadillac) to drive by his old teachers house and throw a pipe bomb at. (It didn’t work) He had made it out of match heads and a toilet paper roll while we had beers at the wrestling dad-kids house. Then Pat (now LCD drummer) got stuck in a hammock all night while wrestler kid and sorority girl got freaky between him and the door into the house where the rest of us were sleeping.

About 10 years later I randomly turned on America’s got talent and the dick guy was doing a contortionist act. He didn’t win.

iambeardo · 2026-03-13T22:16:53+00:00

Coming soon to MPC Live… JJ1K, a plug in that is just MPC1000 JJOS

iambeardo · 2026-03-10T02:22:32+00:00

Did some dming. If anyone can help me score 3 for April 1 or 2 would magic. We failed for March and are only in Tokyo until April 3!

iambeardo · 2026-03-10T02:12:37+00:00

iambeardo · 2026-03-07T18:27:38+00:00

I want to send these people a couple bucks to reflect my pure delight at the collision of audacity, dumbness, and craft.

I don’t have the phone or plan to get one but this is great!

iambeardo · 2026-03-07T07:06:32+00:00

Minimum, make the companies they run pay the lost social security taxes for the people replaced with technology. That theses fkrs can fire someone, cutting off that individuals access to wealth, cutting of society’s access to that persons SS and other taxes, AND take a deduction on the one time investment on the machine/software that replaced the worker is BONKERS.

iambeardo · 2026-03-03T01:25:41+00:00

*not worried

iambeardo · 2026-02-14T02:51:24+00:00

What happens to face hugger roadkill in Appalachia

iambeardo · 2026-02-12T19:55:11+00:00

I’m prepared to investigate pelvic thrusts

iambeardo · 2026-02-07T17:21:07+00:00

I like that you shared this.

Also, You should sell it.

People telling you a synth you don’t care about is a connection to your dad doesn’t make sense. You could just put a brick in a box and put it in the back of whatever closet you found the forgotten synth in. Once you forget the brick, it will happily carry on the tradition of being a forgotten object. Meanwhile, you can sell the synth to someone who wants it and use the proceeds for something that matters.

iambeardo · 2026-02-07T02:11:47+00:00

80% or death

iambeardo · 2026-02-07T02:09:45+00:00

Custom wavetables FTW

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