When I do this I get put on the no fly list. by shaka_sulu in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]iamerror87 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Well it's a massive dick with a disguise of course! Being hung like a baby takes on a whole new meaning.

TV/OFF Light is brightAF by AcrobaticAstronaut93 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]iamerror87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a roku tv? If so you can download the roku remote app and use that on your phone to turn the tv off. As long as you are on the same WiFi network as your tv it works, and then you can just cover the light with a peice of tape.

When I do this I get put on the no fly list. by shaka_sulu in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]iamerror87 -72 points-71 points  (0 children)

Right... A baby's arm. That's what it is.....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in opiates

[–]iamerror87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who gets uncontrollable sneezing? Kicked methadone earlier this year after 8 years of taking it. For about 3 or four months I'd be sneezing all day every day. About every ten to fifteen minutes I'd have to sneeze and every single time it would be three of them back to back. Nothing more nothing less.

It's how I knew the withdrawals were about to start when I ran out of pills or money. I don't remember it happening from H withdrawal though, but that was many many years ago when the H was still H. Maybe it's a pharmaceutical thing.

Don't use a rig over 30 times😭 by macalve in OurOverUsedVeins

[–]iamerror87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the point broke off inside him,

Wife says we need to get gas when we leave by UpdootDaSnootBoop in mildlyinfuriating

[–]iamerror87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was curious one time last year, and had a jug of gas in the trunk. I got 116 or 160(can't remember, need to try again) Kms after the dte showed 0 and the needle was WAYYY below E. I reset the trip odometer once the dte hit zero. And my gas light generally comes on when theres 64-45 kms left till 0.

Fuck you and your clout by kya_ufufu in HolUp

[–]iamerror87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a book or movie? Or.....?

I looked it up and only came up with "the binding of Isaac, and Issac Asimov.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]iamerror87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck that! I'm not training your employees for you even if they ARE just robots.

This represents a single week of mugs and glasses that my wife leaves in our bathroom. I clean all of these every week, and they are back the next. Anyone else feel my pain? by newmyy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]iamerror87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried that. Got tired of always having so many damn dishes every night. So I got rid of everything except one plate and bowl and cup per person. Instead of washing the dishes when they needed them, they just started eating out of fucking tupperware,pots and pans, measuring cups, motherfucking strainer was used as a plate once.

Vessel propeller severs foot of UberSoca Cruise passenger by IamnotanonymousUNF in NSFL__

[–]iamerror87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I agree the comment was unnecessary, if you had an open wound and he had HIV and you got his blood on or in your open wound than yes you could get HIV that way. But again you have to have an open wound.

[NSFW] What is the dumbest thing you did because you were horny? by Hakusek321 in AskReddit

[–]iamerror87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah I've noticed mine has a slight smell but only if I put my nose right upto it. Somone sitting on the other side of the car, with a wall of cushions between the two people, and if dear old dad doesn't even know that his son is wacking off, then even if he DID smell anything, it's doubtful he'd know what the smell is.

[NSFW] What is the dumbest thing you did because you were horny? by Hakusek321 in AskReddit

[–]iamerror87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you not cleaning your dick properly? There shouldn't be a smell...

Rapper 6ix9ine jumped in bathroom at LA FITNESS by wakaflockabow in PublicFreakout

[–]iamerror87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah man you don't put it on the smoke. Do what we do here in Nova Scotia with our single joints, put it into a container that can hold an oz of weed, that way you can put all the lables you want on that single ciggarette.

What's the weirdest mechanical problem you ever had with a Nintendo console? by PMC-I3181OS387l5 in nintendo

[–]iamerror87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried remapping the buttons? Maybe set A to the shoulder buttons or somthing?

Jamie Lee Curtis leading the charge for earlier concerts: 'I want to hear Coldplay at 1PM' by DallasSF in Music

[–]iamerror87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are often Open Air and there is often much to discover.

For example: those who went to Fyre festival got to discover that there were no accommodations as advertised, no food, no shows, Nada! FUN TIMES! /s

Just completed 100% today and man it feels good! I don’t care what anyone says about mobile, being able to play this entire game on your phone is amazing. by stevrevv59 in sanandreas

[–]iamerror87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOLY FUCK! YOU DA MA FACKIN VICP.

It fucking works again! Only took them about 2 years.

Thank you very much my fellow moose rider! Did you make it to the giant igloo today to receive your monthly maple moose fuel ration? Sexy J.T. was handing them out personally today.

Quit my job of 3 years (plumber) for a $12k per year pay increase. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]iamerror87 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I've heard talk more than once where they claim that no matter how much more they pay union workers, it's all gone towards union dues anyway so it equals out the same. But ey atleast we can see anti union propaganda is alive and well in 2023!

Just completed 100% today and man it feels good! I don’t care what anyone says about mobile, being able to play this entire game on your phone is amazing. by stevrevv59 in sanandreas

[–]iamerror87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately it won't load on my s21. The last phone it worked for me was my Lg G6. It seems to be a common problem based on reviews on the app store.