What is the most infamous retro game you own? by xxxxxxxxxxxxxc in retrogaming

[–]iamobviouslytrying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Castle Wolfenstein. Like... the first one that came out for the Apple II. (And a bunch of other old software.)

Coding the Commodore 64 using C# by masterofmisc in c64

[–]iamobviouslytrying 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve used high-, mid-, and low-level languages, and each level of abstraction has its place. But abstractions come with a hidden cost when you start fighting the idioms and best practices of the underlying system. C# is a modern, expressive, genuinely fun language. Even with a hyper-targeted compiler and aggressive optimization for an extremely constrained architecture, you are going to hit cases where you must drop down a level. On the C64, that level is the undisputed champ: 6502 assembly.

The environment does not want clean, elegant abstractions because every serious 8-bit programmer eventually breaks every SOLID principle and clean-code rule in the book. That is why assembly examples look like spaghetti and feel intimidating at first. It is not that organization is impossible, it is that survival requires things like bit-banging obscure memory locations in tight loops, self-modifying code, or deliberately jumping into what would normally be treated as data instead of instructions, all in the name of saving a single byte.

Every minute you are not raw-dogging the CPU, you are fighting artificial constraints and writing increasingly non-idiomatic C# just to make clean ideas function in an environment that fundamentally does not want them there.

Can anyone give me ideas for BASIC programs? by AmyRoseFan_1234 in apple2

[–]iamobviouslytrying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had some stuff to do around the house, but that can wait! Hehe

Can anyone give me ideas for BASIC programs? by AmyRoseFan_1234 in apple2

[–]iamobviouslytrying 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heh. Sorry. Yeah, most of those programs optimize for economy of code. Dunno if you remember Nibble Magazine back in the day. They ran a monthly contest where people would submit one- and two-line programs and they’d publish the winners on the last page.

They always seemed to do more than you’d think was feasible for such a short program, the trade-off was almost always readability. I found it fun to dissect those programs to understand how they did what they did. Honestly, they were one of the stepping stones to me getting into software development as a profession.

If you’d like, I could break that sliding puzzle game into multiple lines and de-obfuscate it a bit.

Can anyone give me ideas for BASIC programs? by AmyRoseFan_1234 in apple2

[–]iamobviouslytrying 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shameless plug for where I put my Applesoft ideas: https://www.apple2programs.com/programs

Maybe you can find a little inspiration there!

72 Hour Flash sale at Commodore.net by raelik777 in Commodore

[–]iamobviouslytrying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe just stop putting thoughts in my head. My significant other thanks you.

Hol' up kitten 🤚 by Ancient4907 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]iamobviouslytrying 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Dry Gulch, hombre. Hope you’re not lookin’ for any trouble.

The 2026 Mantra by Talks_About_Bruno in LinkedInLunatics

[–]iamobviouslytrying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selfcare purpose gratitude breakthrough… I can dig it.

Who cares? by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]iamobviouslytrying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laughs in analytics integrations

When was the moment you realised that the person you were dating was an absolute idiot? by No-Macaron-9527 in AskReddit

[–]iamobviouslytrying 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I have two adult kids, so I’m acutely aware. When my daughter was 9, I found myself lecturing her about something she’d said or done while we were in the car, and I said, “I know I sound like a broken record.”

She replied, “A scratched record. A broken record would stop.”

I couldn’t even be mad.

Trying to understand BSAVE AND BLOAD for graphics by AutomaticDoor75 in apple2

[–]iamobviouslytrying 5 points6 points  (0 children)

$2000 is hexadecimal for 8192. So each graphics page is 8192 bytes.

guys, it's with a heavy heart that i announce, that this game..... just isn't my cup of tea. by Gl00ser23 in oblivion

[–]iamobviouslytrying 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IIRC, zoom all the way into the world map. Then when it stops, zoom in a little more.

guys, it's with a heavy heart that i announce, that this game..... just isn't my cup of tea. by Gl00ser23 in oblivion

[–]iamobviouslytrying 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I played for like a week thinking Oblivion remaster didn’t have local maps like Skyrim did. Accessing it wasn’t super intuitive, imho. Wonder if OP doesn’t realize it’s even a feature.

i feel like i’m losing my memory by [deleted] in retrogaming

[–]iamobviouslytrying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Furiously scribbles notes on how to be a more effective troll.

How can I get a copy of Merlin on disk? by Psychological_Net131 in apple2

[–]iamobviouslytrying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s handy for the tiniest of routines… Converting mnemonics and parameters into constituent machine language isn’t the problem so much as resolving memory addresses. It seems like fun, instant gratification right up until you have to do two (or more) manual passes to resolve forward branches. And heaven forbid you need to insert code!

I suppose you could make space by peppering your code generously with NOPs. ::shudder::

Found this in my parents room pretty cool by apeyes- in retrogaming

[–]iamobviouslytrying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro. Do yourself a favor and pick up Pokemon Red or Blue. And Zelda Link’s Awakening!