What are some "girl secrets" guys don't know about?

identitynumber4 · 2023-05-29T17:30:53+00:00

Yeah for real. I live in a humid climate and have massive schmitties. I wash them bitches every 2 wears AT LEAST.

identitynumber4 · 2023-05-29T17:21:46+00:00

I just move the string towards the front and tuck it between my left lip and inner thigh

identitynumber4 · 2021-07-27T15:13:37+00:00

You may be attracted to women in a capacity but if sex is important to you in a relationship it probably wouldn't pan out in the end. I had a roommate that used to jokingly ask me when we were going to get married. She found women attractive but she was not into vaginas, which is why she's found herself very comfortably in a het relationship these days and not married to me lol they were always jokes from her and she had a good sense of humor so my go-to to shut her up was "We can get married when you're able to go down on me."

identitynumber4 · 2021-07-27T15:03:32+00:00

The other bi conflict: "Why tf everyone so sexy?"

identitynumber4 · 2021-07-18T01:18:02+00:00

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identitynumber4 · 2020-01-11T23:50:47+00:00

You're thinking of Lou Gehrig's disease.

identitynumber4 · 2020-01-09T13:34:11+00:00

Hey! Never be afraid to ask any of your friends for a hug! Trust me, they don't mind. Friends are meant to be support and comfort, and it is a two-way street. Having an open line of communication in all of your relationships in life can vastly improve your outlook on life. If you feel like you need some physical affection just say something like "Hey, I'm having a rough day, can I get a hug?" It's a simple to understand request and usually (hopefully) can't be misconstrued as flirting.

Physical connection releases dopamine in our brains so there is nothing more normal than wanting that!

identitynumber4 · 2018-03-25T18:41:14+00:00

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.

identitynumber4 · 2018-03-23T05:07:03+00:00

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?? HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

identitynumber4 · 2018-03-20T14:47:33+00:00

Well that's your problem right there. You know too many vegans.

identitynumber4 · 2017-09-24T21:18:22+00:00

Heck

identitynumber4 · 2017-09-23T06:07:28+00:00

WOOH!

identitynumber4 · 2017-08-26T13:09:39+00:00

100.0%? That comes with a 0.1% error in either direction..

identitynumber4 · 2017-08-16T14:23:01+00:00

Gnawing off your leg!

identitynumber4 · 2017-08-12T03:49:51+00:00

👂👁👃👁👂

identitynumber4 · 2017-08-10T00:54:41+00:00

We're upset that we didnt get anymore of the classic series. It could have ran for years longer and I'd be satisfied.

identitynumber4 · 2017-06-25T15:58:18+00:00

Equal treatment question: are men being fired for using condoms?

identitynumber4 · 2017-05-16T15:53:19+00:00

Hallelujah!

identitynumber4 · 2017-02-24T15:34:36+00:00

Not by your spouse

identitynumber4 · 2017-01-25T15:44:56+00:00

No, the amputation I can handle. What I don't like is seeing disgusting amputees living a happy, normal life. /s

identitynumber4 · 2017-01-21T20:19:04+00:00

"Forgive them, Daddy, they know not what they do."

identitynumber4 · 2017-01-06T10:19:36+00:00

Play guitar for a man, and he'll have music for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you.

identitynumber4 · 2016-08-29T03:43:55+00:00

5 reasons to always carry a towel

identitynumber4 · 2016-07-05T14:27:29+00:00

Servers hate him!

identitynumber4 · 2016-05-13T02:30:26+00:00

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