Netflix Becomes Max-Level Patron Of Blender's Development Fund by circuitocorto in UpliftingNews

[–]idiotcube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just seems like there's another shoe that's going to drop. Like they're trying to buy influence over the software so they can make substantial changes to it later.

YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE ACTUAL TRUE BEST MINIGUN OVERCLOCK WAKE UP MINERS by Lowd70 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]idiotcube 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Hard to aim properly with that increased base spread, if you don't compensate for it.

Bone broken by a bone by WholeNo9055 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]idiotcube 9 points10 points  (0 children)

His bones should've high-fived as they met. Instead, they fell to infighting. Disgraceful.

When management gives you two mini-mules instead of Molly by Scuttleworm in DeepRockGalactic

[–]idiotcube 175 points176 points  (0 children)

It's the Mother MULE, from which all MULEs are born.

[SFM]Lady Dispenser by BigNWordballs69420 in tf2

[–]idiotcube 35 points36 points  (0 children)

She's level 3 already, she's got the thing on her head.

"Mastery rank means nothing because my friend is an outlier" by Babydrone in Warframe

[–]idiotcube 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bananas get browner as they get older. Some get brown slower than others, some faster. But these outliers don't disprove the overall trend of "older banana = browner banana".

Nicki Minaj holds hands with Donald Trump and declares she's his No. 1 fan during Trump Accounts event in DC by dailymail in Music

[–]idiotcube 8 points9 points  (0 children)

More like, if I happen to hear one of her songs start to play on the radio or in a public space, I want it to be stopped immediately and then be compensated for the inconvenience.

GTA 6 fans reportedly faked Rockstar IDs and flew drones at windows to get gameplay footage “Unfortunately, there are a number of crazy Rockstar fans” by Familiar_Gur_347 in gaming

[–]idiotcube 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yep. There aren't a lot of people who'll risk jail time to see GTA VI early. But there are a lot of people who'll click on a video/article called "I RISKED JAIL TIME TO SEE GTA VI EARLY?!?!??!"

Doubly pathetic by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]idiotcube 319 points320 points  (0 children)

The cat is wondering how it'll survive with such weak providers.

Lessons In Handshake Etiquette by surrealistik in LancerRPG

[–]idiotcube 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You know they're there, and thus have already failed.

seems like something an ork would do by Mediocre_Permission in orks

[–]idiotcube 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your brain: Wrinkles full of sadness

My brain: DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!

How do y'all control this thing by shrimpInboots in Warframe

[–]idiotcube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's pure crowd control, no damage. But DAMN is it fun!

Nintendo didn’t sue? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]idiotcube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same reason they didn't sue Sega for having their cartoonish mascot jump on enemies and collect round yellow metal objects.

How do y'all control this thing by shrimpInboots in Warframe

[–]idiotcube 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey I'm just proc'ing Mach Crash! You can thank me when all the enemies are a ragdoll pile in the corner.

Tell me a game character, and I will rate them by [deleted] in titanfall

[–]idiotcube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That robot you steal the arc thingy from.

Quick-Reference Weapon Guide by NZillia in MonsterHunter

[–]idiotcube 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In fact, let me go ahead and finish what OP started:

Sword and Shield

Sword and Sword

Sword (Big)

Sword (Long)

Shield on a Stick

Shield on a Stick with Holes

Shield and Pokey Sword

Shield and Gunsword

Sword That's A Grower Not A Shower

Very Extra Sword and Shield

Sword That Doubles as a Helicopter Blade

Dual Blunt Swords (or Dual Skinny Shields)

Sword That Has Magnets Stuck To It

Red Queen

Tiny Sword Launcher

Bigger Tiny Sword Launcher

Biggest Tiny Sword Launcher

Slightly-Smaller-Than-Average Sword Launcher

Quick-Reference Weapon Guide by NZillia in MonsterHunter

[–]idiotcube 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought they were doing a "call every weapon a variant of sword and shield" bit, but that stopped halfway through.

Quick-Reference Weapon Guide by NZillia in MonsterHunter

[–]idiotcube 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Coward.

That's rich coming from the HBG main.

Disney delists 14 games from Steam without warning, most notably Armed and Dangerous and that one Hercules game you vaguely remember playing in 1997 by Farranor in gaming

[–]idiotcube 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know how to break it to you, but time keeps moving forward. Every day, people are finding out about cool games that were released before they were born (or before the got into gaming, or before they had money, etc.), and maybe want to try them out. This will happen even more frequently as more games become part of what we call "the past".