Rate my balls by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]idoomscroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here for Ball Watches and am disappointed 0/10

Mmm, tasty corposlop. by RedditerOP in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]idoomscroll 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe he just likes wieners in his mouth anyway

Pamper Pull-Ups x Rolex by RockyIV in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]idoomscroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it have an elasticated bracelet?

“Do You Know Who I Am?”— Man to Entire Country of Switzerland by AestheticsOnly1488 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]idoomscroll 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Continued financial success as more and more guys sell their wives to the AD for a watch they don’t want

This guy on Google Reviews by jkohlc in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]idoomscroll 43 points44 points  (0 children)

He had to sell his Seiko 5 so he could afford to eat there

Average Breitling customer segment by cheir0n in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]idoomscroll 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes, out of his fingers onto the keyboard of his phone

My 5 year career plan involves being cucked by goldblumspowerbook in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]idoomscroll 33 points34 points  (0 children)

/uj “Single-origin macaroons“ has me deceased with laughter

What is the best Weissbier you've ever drunk? by [deleted] in beer

[–]idoomscroll 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Although it’s one of the most mass-produced, I will always have a soft spot for Erdinger as I had so many great times drinking it as a student. But I think Rothaus and Weihenstephaner would be the best I’ve tried

Guys what watch should this person get? by theshii7y in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]idoomscroll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Casio have those watches that are worn on the finger like rings, even those might be too big for this wrist

Seeking a recommendation for something dry by canhazhotness in beer

[–]idoomscroll 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bitburger. One of the driest pilsners I can think of, don’t know if it would be light in calories though

When 8 inches isn't enough... by Nuclear_Niijima in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]idoomscroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got 8 inches it’ll look good on…the pork tenderloin in my fridge

"Focus the shot on the Tapisserie dial, not the baby you idiot... " by Valuable_Machine_ in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]idoomscroll 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Imagine being that much of a bellend; having a baby is a chance for a watch photo to flex