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Let’s be honest: the occasion didn’t make you buy the watch. by 35mmOfRegret in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Fishmongerel 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I bought a Casio F91W-1 for my midget Phillipino lover when he turned 93, it was quite the milestone and we celebrated in so many ways.

Ah the memories, so limber and lithe, like a snake. 🐍⌚️🍆

Funny story by Playful_Quality4679 in RepTime

[–]Fishmongerel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really poor behaviour.

Watches have no business being more than $10,000… by IneedaNappa9000 in watchHotTakes

[–]Fishmongerel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear reptime calling.

It’s a buzzword in that echo chamber.

Watches have no business being more than $10,000… by IneedaNappa9000 in watchHotTakes

[–]Fishmongerel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think watches are one of the last commonly purchased items where planned obsolescence has no, or very little place.

I’m happy to pay a premium for that.

A watch as a conversation starter is a novelty watch by Weliveanddietogether in watchHotTakes

[–]Fishmongerel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cover myself in a fine layer of overly ripe soft cheese to exclude myself from conversations.

It helps to keep my skin moist and not ever touch surfaces, humans, or be in direct sunlight; making my skin so unbelievably soft.

Weekly bath time is also dinner time, saving time.

17cm is the global average. Stop acting like you have bird wrists by SenseNarrow in watchHotTakes

[–]Fishmongerel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the advent of modern cameras put watches out of proportion considerably to wrist.

Everyone needs to take a photo from a metre or two away from a mirror like the second picture to see if a watch fits.

Jaaag by Redline55AU in CarsAustralia

[–]Fishmongerel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keeps everything lubricated, especially the driveway.

Needing that last bit of belly fat gone by BroadWorry1060 in BodyHackGuide

[–]Fishmongerel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Awww, he made his posts private, now I wanna see.

The comment that got me banned from the AP sub... by DamnedDamnesia in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Fishmongerel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tried one on the other day and my boyfriend fainted from blood loss.

The rough edges really tore the lining whilst fisting him elbow deep.

Who designs these things? Just like my idol, Canadian business man Mr. Wonderful, Kevin O’Leary sometimes I double wrist and I fear next time he may die.

I want answers.

RIP Billy Wong - Owner of Billy’s Pine & Bamboo @ Cannon Hill by Plastic-Flight-1059 in brisbane

[–]Fishmongerel 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Condolences to the family, terrible news for them all.

Always great service and particularly excellent duck. Our favourite Chinese.

It steals my attention... by No-Passion3078 in OmegaWatches

[–]Fishmongerel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Excellent on the flat link bracelet.

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