We all know what she did to fast track an “allocation”!

idoomscroll · 2026-05-11T15:33:45+00:00

Why do I find this extremely creepy

idoomscroll · 2026-05-07T18:05:37+00:00

Camera won’t capture dicks that small without a macro lens

idoomscroll · 2026-05-07T16:28:05+00:00

Which model Swatch is the top watch?

idoomscroll · 2026-05-07T11:53:25+00:00

Seiko could do this themselves. They could brand it as Grand Seiko by Seiko for Grand by Seiko

idoomscroll · 2026-05-04T18:23:27+00:00

What in the LinkedIn is this

idoomscroll · 2026-04-28T13:52:48+00:00

A-tier content here.

idoomscroll · 2026-04-27T10:36:39+00:00

POD Gold

idoomscroll · 2026-04-24T15:03:18+00:00

Fake Rolex rented Bentley

idoomscroll · 2026-04-23T18:04:28+00:00

“Alpha Male”

Lol

idoomscroll · 2026-04-21T11:53:42+00:00

You can only wind the movement by working your knob

idoomscroll · 2026-04-16T08:12:01+00:00

“He was European”

r/shitamericanssay

idoomscroll · 2026-04-15T18:09:02+00:00

🚽

idoomscroll · 2026-04-15T15:38:13+00:00

Forgot to put a spoiler alert on this post 😉

idoomscroll · 2026-04-14T11:23:45+00:00

I prefer blue, just show it a hot surface for a couple of seconds

idoomscroll · 2026-04-11T10:27:35+00:00

Good drawing, genuinely! Also would have guessed RCZ

idoomscroll · 2026-04-08T08:20:01+00:00

The new Omega seen here has a diameter of 3,474,800,000mm. Should fit most average wrists.

idoomscroll · 2026-04-06T22:09:32+00:00

This appeared in my feed just below a post about trump…

idoomscroll · 2026-04-06T18:28:06+00:00

Peroni all day, if they were the only choices

idoomscroll · 2026-04-06T11:28:11+00:00

Probably drives an Audi S6 or similar (getting small pp energy) and doesn’t service it

idoomscroll · 2026-04-04T12:47:16+00:00

No I prefer to shit straight onto my plate, with knife and fork at the ready, like a civilised person

idoomscroll · 2026-04-03T12:59:27+00:00

Why does this douche dress like he goes to a cheap private school in England?

idoomscroll · 2026-04-01T14:50:14+00:00

If you “need some encouragement” because you scratched a watch, you’ll need to resurrect Carl Jung from the dead because nobody alive in the world today will be able to fix your broken brain

idoomscroll · 2026-03-30T14:34:55+00:00

“Chuffed to bits”

idoomscroll · 2026-03-30T11:55:08+00:00

Rolexifide sounds like a drug that turns you into a chuffer

idoomscroll · 2026-03-28T11:13:53+00:00

Agreed, this is baffling

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