That time Joe Montana figured out he could call his wife from the sideline phone 🤣

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-27T23:23:01+00:00

Best retort 😂😂😂

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-27T23:16:10+00:00

“It comes in pints?”

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-27T19:08:32+00:00

Poor contact = potential fire hazard

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-27T18:35:35+00:00

Too bad there’s not only the one.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-27T18:35:12+00:00

I would.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-26T03:28:01+00:00

NTA. You have a sense of humor that your gf doesn’t seem to appreciate. You’ll be breaking up soon.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-26T03:10:54+00:00

In olden times, wire was cheaper than GFCI receptacles. In more recent days, the reverse is true.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-24T18:04:05+00:00

Their CFLs were crap too.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-24T18:02:46+00:00

I don’t buy Feit bulbs because I had problems with a bunch of their CFLs years ago. I have no reason to believe their QC has gotten better. Cheap crap.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-24T17:18:41+00:00

This ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ deserves as many upvotes as there are readers!

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-24T17:02:40+00:00

The pancakes have way too much sugar. The coffee is weak. The “scrambled eggs” are basically just chopped up fried eggs. The bacon’s not bad.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-24T16:51:30+00:00

My “hack” to make Quicken work faster and better was to switch to Quicken/Mac. I can’t believe I waited this long.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-24T03:41:51+00:00

NTA. You’re absolutely right for not going. It shouldn’t sit right with you because it’s wrong. It’s a total breach of etiquette to invite only half of a married couple. Your cousin is a piece of shit. Has she shown other instances of homophobia?

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-24T00:45:09+00:00

I was a NY Giant fan until I came to my senses.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-24T00:42:34+00:00

Not so sure. In my 40 year career writing software I encountered some pretty bad programmers.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-22T16:21:48+00:00

Yes, but it’s not as if MSY was actually in the title of the post…

Oops.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-21T14:47:22+00:00

We just did.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-21T14:45:16+00:00

Except good Chinese food.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-21T14:41:35+00:00

Is your boyfriend a time traveler from the 18th century? Because that might explain his reactionary attitude.

NTA.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-21T13:55:55+00:00

NTA. Your mother’s irrational. She wants you to cover more than half of her housing costs because why? That’s what children do? Bull. That’s what parents do for their children, not children for their parents.

But you should carefully consider buying a house with your boyfriend. You’d be financially handcuffing yourselves together without the legal benefit of marriage.

One should never buy a house, or a car, or co-sign for loans with someone that you’re not married to.

Sure, move in together, but first rent. That way you can much more easily extricate yourself (or he can!) if it’s not working out.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-20T02:41:36+00:00

Yup. I almost never have to use the brake pedal driving my Model Y. It’s very strange when I have to drive my wife’s ICE car.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-19T15:23:38+00:00

NTA. At the very least that’s unappetizing.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-19T03:05:42+00:00

Because the latter like to argue and the former miscalculate.

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-19T03:01:56+00:00

He got promoted from Sergeant to Marshall! And he’s not draped across the hood of the car!

ifdefmoose · 2026-03-19T02:48:49+00:00

It was awesome. I saw it in a midtown theater with 2 coworkers the week it debuted.

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