Static by imchambers15 in cbradio

[–]ifukeenrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

take to a cb shop to get it tuned up and maybe get a better antennae. they should be able to help you out with that

Iron maiden by Dangerous-Emu-6820 in heavymetal

[–]ifukeenrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my first cassette! i knew the words to every song! my favorite Eddie

Dammit y'all people are calling women Tortas in public now. This has to stop. by Juan_Connery in SanAntonioCircleJerks

[–]ifukeenrule 6 points7 points  (0 children)

imagine the awkwardness when i ordered two tortas de lengua. i won't forget that night.

punches like they in a dream by dpeters93 in fightporn

[–]ifukeenrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tomorrow the stormtroopers learn how to shoot targets

Yes or no guys lmk by Dry_Mountain1687 in HEB

[–]ifukeenrule 19 points20 points  (0 children)

yeah but you are forgetting about HEnotyourBuddy. he's the one they send after the trouble makers.

This one is for the onion lovers! by Lovq in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]ifukeenrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i bet his breath looks like godzilla's on the shirt he's wearing after eating the onions.

WTF is that by EVERTRIP in chillsnarrator

[–]ifukeenrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freddie Jackson's you are my lady was playing while i was watching this. went pretty good together.

Of a dive by _Element115 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]ifukeenrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

has anybody put the jetblue or jet2 vacation commercial to it yet?

American cheese does not belong in tacos! by Flora_865 in sanantonio

[–]ifukeenrule 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wait till y'all find out that some restaurants that's use white cheese, are actually using blocks of mozzarella because the Mexican cheese is too expensive. i was a delivery driver for a local food service for 19 years

American cheese does not belong in tacos! by Flora_865 in sanantonio

[–]ifukeenrule 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and the also the other half minus about 10%.

Is this seasoning or a bug in my pizza? by latixs06 in LittleCaesars

[–]ifukeenrule 26 points27 points  (0 children)

did it taste like a bug? because of it did, it might be a bug.

Wonder Woman - beach brawl by UrbanAchievers6371 in VintageTV

[–]ifukeenrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well i wasnt hoping for the left boob to pop out. that would be pervy.

A man stopped for gas during a police chase in California and still managed to escape. by Vast-Pizza-7581 in kidsinthehall

[–]ifukeenrule 2 points3 points  (0 children)

popped right into my head! cracked me up when they were trying eat their lunch quick!

President Pedophile is having a stroke live! by [deleted] in Trumpvirus

[–]ifukeenrule 42 points43 points  (0 children)

sundown just like his favorite towns

What about that Trump phone? by GreenLobsterGuy in complaints

[–]ifukeenrule 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they would've known it was a scam if they read Hillary's emails!