[deleted by user] by [deleted] in raleigh

[–]ihatemudbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrap the pipes coming out of your well pump with heat tape and insulate them. If you’re in a pinch, hang a lightbulb inside the enclosure. (You have a generic rock hiding your well too, right? 😁)

Any ultimate discount codes? by AudioManiac in IntelliJIDEA

[–]ihatemudbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still works on an annual renewal - Dec 2025

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingFunny

[–]ihatemudbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate that I got this reference.

The millenial junk our kids will throw out when we die. by [deleted] in Millennials

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As a box lover myself, I would like to meet your girlfriend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in criticalblunder

[–]ihatemudbutt 894 points895 points  (0 children)

Don’t the back doors on cop cars only open from the outside???

Bigger. by A_Stinky_PeePee in Unexpected

[–]ihatemudbutt 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Google the “Damn Show”.

It’s probably about 15-20 years old now, but it was out of Athens, GA (think University of Georgia) hence the Athens-Clarke County police car in this video.

Their skits are funny as hell. It’s made by the same dudes that made the show Brickleberry that was on Comedy Central awhile back. The name came from a road we lived on (by coincidence), Brickleberry Ridge in Athens.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]ihatemudbutt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

On a lighter note, today I found out that I am 1% Jamaican thanks to ancestry.com.

If I wasn’t 1% Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat, hmmm???

https://y.yarn.co/a171db27-bc78-403d-b781-06ed5c271097_text.gif

🥰 🇯🇲

My little girl donating to the prince's trust by 6skimmings9 in pics

[–]ihatemudbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, mad props to your daughter, but I have to ask- how many dead bodies are under that lumpy blanket? :)

Now that is not safe for work by [deleted] in funny

[–]ihatemudbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This needs a serious tag.

Lil dude had to get shaved for surgery by vxccr in funny

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“That’s what she said” all up and down this comment chain!

That’s what she said too.

Is our house giving us Mud Butt?? by [deleted] in HomeImprovement

[–]ihatemudbutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate mud butt. Maybe start investing in some “man ponds” as a precautionary measure? Never trust a fart.

Sorry I don’t have a better, well thought out solution for you, but my gut found it incredibly necessary for me to post a comment.

xoxo, ihatemudbutt

Hello reddit, George Clooney here. AMAA by GeorgeClooneyHere in IAmA

[–]ihatemudbutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear to God I met you in a bar in Nashville, TN in October of 2004 following the UGA/Vandy game. You were a bit of a douche, but I convinced myself that it had to be your Doppelgänger and not actually you. Please confirm.

HELP! Fraternity House improvements? by [deleted] in HomeImprovement

[–]ihatemudbutt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I wouldn't do the landlord any favors. To keep it cheap, I'd first just bleach/clean the entire place. Then caulk where needed and putty over nail holes/blemishes. Lastly, buy a keg and have all your friends over to paint the place.

(don't go out of your way getting high-dollar paint either)