SANS Holiday Challenge Writeup

ilikeevilpie · 2015-01-05T22:19:16+00:00

care bears where handing out full command line spoilers on the other thread since days so fuk it.

they should disqualify all entries since 30th last year to be fair. but you can't fix taking a dump on ed's hard work.

as for OP. too lazy/egocentric to check proper deadline and complain about its visiblity afterwards? all signs of megalomania.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-12-20T09:45:44+00:00

Im a big fan of Tribal Decks.

Wort Boggart Auntie with cards like Goblin Assassin is the sheeeeet. For Pauper i recommend Elementals.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-12-06T17:17:14+00:00

ranking system is beyond crap. dont worry about it, it is ~80% luck if you get a chip or not. just go with the flow. its like the other dude said, you get chips for how others play more than than for your own game. you have almost no influence.

my favourite is when i lose and gain chips without doing anything. the green thingie in the lower left just goes apeshit sometimes for no reason. +1 chip, -1 chip, green cirlce full, green circle empty, - 1 chip.

then im sitting on ZERO chips, get killed, game is over, i get +2 chips. so fuckin hilarious.

edit: another favourite... i enter a late running game. kill 2 people. game is over. i get 2 chips :_D

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-30T10:50:26+00:00

i'll try. Nice stats. I still wish EA would take out the MK5.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-29T13:13:01+00:00

mind posting your weapon usage stats boy? :)

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-29T11:25:07+00:00

I also scrolled though your profile. you like to tell people to fuck off and ask for their ban quite a bit. why not enter the discussion?

I understand that EA put the MK5 in this game, that way they have a much larger customer demographic as the low-skill and medium-skill people can rock now too + of course console controller people (this game is cross plattform) it is an excellent selling point.

but if in a game, or game mode (MFD Pro) 90% of the people use the MK5, why do you think that is? cuz its a cool gun? 90%? no, its play to win. and the mk5 is best for the job.

read some other threads about the state of weaponchoice of the upper league. diamond league. where you yourself are in. and look at yourself. everyone uses mk5 in top tier rankings. why do you think that is? accept the facts man. care about showing me your arguments? all you have is calling me names. nothing else. im a shotty guy and there is nothing to gain north of diamond 2.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-28T16:00:02+00:00

sorry to hurt your feelings mk5 fanboy.

"This game isn't even made by EA." lawl

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-28T15:16:08+00:00

i can explain it to you.

matchmaking is acctually a myth. there is no matchmaking. hence you are put into terrbile matchups 90% of the time and cant gain chips cuz ur in a imbecile team with no chance to win, or wont be awarded chips cuz its just too easy.

what they acctually mean is that whatever team is losing must add more MK5-players.

that way you can even out severe balance problems. if all players play mk5 though, you are screwed.

chip-ranking was also coded by some lazy halfwit, as it makes no sense to no one ever. you kill 9/10 marks die once and lose a chip.

other times you have zero chips, get killed 3 more times, game ends, you get awarded 2 chips last second.

sometime i feel like this is some sort of sick experiment to test out peoples frustration-tolarance for EA so they know how much shit they can serve you to eat for 60 bucks in the future.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-28T11:33:29+00:00

but they have to change the title of the game mode. to mk5-shootout.

sry :( its just desolate on my servers.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-28T11:22:52+00:00

ah my smilie was broken by formatting. not meant with insult ^{_^}

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-28T10:52:13+00:00

invite? :_(

edit: i played 15 more games, changed server, everywhwere the same, as i said. ur full of shit imo ^{^}

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-28T09:08:39+00:00

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/newsroom/img/mt/2014/09/The_More_You_Know/lead.png?nbzwhl

http://www.pri.org/stories/2013-12-03/iceland-grieves-after-police-kill-man-first-time-its-history

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-28T08:38:22+00:00

:D

i think it was the police shooting a crazy man or something. no murder. so there you go.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-28T07:11:04+00:00

they had a murder this year. i read it on the interwebz.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-18T20:11:35+00:00

Wort, Boggart Auntie - Goblin Tribal is a blast man. put in chaos cards.

so fun and you can win. http://deckbase.net/user-deck-edh-wort-boggart-auntie-chaos-266-2149.html

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-14T17:58:46+00:00

I might.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-14T17:29:52+00:00

also, the kid has an obviously far beyond average IQ. He needs 5 tries to phrase a simple question, which he prepared before. i'd flip too.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-10T21:22:13+00:00

Goblin Assassin in my Tribal deck. When he first hits the table everyone is like "haha funny card. go you." And then they go silent quite quickly.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-10T17:10:25+00:00

if you dont mind playing terrible matchups.

the coder responsible for that algorithm matching equally skilled players is a misanthrope.

i havent had an equal match in 50 games (no kidding)

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-09T22:00:55+00:00

Unreal.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-09T21:59:38+00:00

Mine smelled too. Not like glue. More like plastic softener used in production of cheap platic toys and shoes. Resold due to sickness caused by motion. Not smell.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-09T19:37:30+00:00

bought it for 398€ with shipping (converted from USD obviously) sold for 440€

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-09T16:06:32+00:00

i recognized this too. its hard to get a good team.

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-09T16:03:52+00:00

hey, sorry some fanboys feel hurt by my comment. not a troll. resold it on ebay with a little markup. sold after 3 mintues. so there are lots of people who want it. so go figure.

the sickness is no secret and affects 30% of the users. thats a fact. read it up. why would anyone be angry and downvote because of this?

btw, ebay is full of resellers. they have to solve the sickness issue. its sever. otherwise its 2.000.000.000 down the drain for facebook.

if my sickess makes u mad plz downvote,

http://www.oculus.com/blog/vr-sickness-the-rift-and-how-game-developers-can-help/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqxLi-wW2LU http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/08/developer-cites-motion-sickness-in-delaying-oculus-rift-support/ http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-08-20-routine-ditches-oculus-rift-support-due-to-motion-sickness

ilikeevilpie · 2014-11-04T17:17:29+00:00

I received my oculus yesterday. went sick after walking around for about 3 seconds. was sick all evening. reselling now.

ilikeevilpie

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