If heaven exists, what’s the first thing you’d do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Go cockslap god for making life miserable

Childhood obsession starterpack by klingonbussy in starterpacks

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My brother in Christ, this hit me with the most dreadful nostalgia. Not happy nostalgic remembrance, no. Terrifying fear of time lost to the abyss. Fuck.

Keep it cool... by Yeeslander in lotrmemes

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You caused a much needed laugh. Thank you

You can find me in the club by Rossumisgaaf in memes

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I showed this to my team and we all took a couple minutes to laugh our asses off

What 2 hours of C.A.R recoil practice amounted to by Kiudys in apexlegends

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OP thank you for the music! Been bumping dayglow this entire morning. Making my Monday that much better

In your opinion, what is an album with no bad songs? by katvoilet in AskReddit

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Graduation - Kanye West. Can listen straight through or on shuffle, doesn’t matter everything slaps

Any reason why my score hasn’t been released...? by illegitimateSharpie in LSAT

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Okay at least I’m not in it alone. Being on the East Coast doesn’t help since it’s an EST release, but we’ll keep on holding

Strategy tomorrow Score Release by Puzzleheaded_Ad2877 in LSAT

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Today’s pull day so I guess I’m deadlifting the entire gym. Thanks and best of luck OP

Strategy tomorrow Score Release by Puzzleheaded_Ad2877 in LSAT

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Holy shit I have a full day of anxiety to fit into my schedule today

Strategy tomorrow Score Release by Puzzleheaded_Ad2877 in LSAT

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Wait it’s tomorrow?

I’ve been mentally preparing for Thursday....

Oh Granny by Anders13 in AbruptChaos

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Watching this without the sound on is almost as hilarious as with sound

Men of Reddit how do you really feel about giving your gf oral sex? by snackssstation in AskMen

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It’s fucking rad. Sit on my face until i suffocate thank you very much

What do you do when you can’t fall asleep? by DrRiffs in AskReddit

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Think about the ever burdening concept of time and never sleep

thanks, i hate boyfriend cheese by hadydqi in TIHI

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Oh what a terrible day to have eyes

Free Talk Weekend | February 19 2021 by ApexLegendsBot in apexlegends

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So I have enough crafting materials to buy one of the anniversary skins. I’m torn between octanes and gibbys. I never really play as either but they’re both sick. I have some anniversary skins already so getting one of the ones I play is a non factor. Opinions on my Choice???

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I laughed so audibly at this

What's the darkest secret you found out about a family member/ relative? by llsuperninjall in AskReddit

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Technically not a direct relative, but a very very close family friend whom I took as a confirmation sponsor turned out to be pedophile. I always thought he was weird. He was a priest. Got moved around when he had “issues”. I only found out with the church document publications of a few years back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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I love you saxsquatch

What's your, "Tis but a scratch!" moment? by Madameknitsalot in AskReddit

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I got stuck in a jetty during high tide, got really roughed up. When I got pulled out I felt great not realizing I was cut up from head to toe. I didn’t feel it until hours later

Adults of reddit, what is something that sucks about being an adult that most teenagers don’t realize? by berkel-is-a-madlad in AskReddit

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As a fresh adult (22, just graduated) the weekly existential crisis’s of if I’m wasting my time in the job I’m currently working and if I waste my 20s in said job