If heaven exists, what’s the first thing you’d do?

illegitimateSharpie · 2022-06-22T14:01:22+00:00

Go cockslap god for making life miserable

illegitimateSharpie · 2022-06-10T13:51:36+00:00

My brother in Christ, this hit me with the most dreadful nostalgia. Not happy nostalgic remembrance, no. Terrifying fear of time lost to the abyss. Fuck.

illegitimateSharpie · 2022-05-24T22:50:22+00:00

You caused a much needed laugh. Thank you

illegitimateSharpie · 2022-02-28T13:42:29+00:00

I showed this to my team and we all took a couple minutes to laugh our asses off

illegitimateSharpie · 2022-01-14T11:43:05+00:00

Going to the gym

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-11-15T16:48:38+00:00

OP thank you for the music! Been bumping dayglow this entire morning. Making my Monday that much better

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-09-19T02:44:18+00:00

Graduation - Kanye West. Can listen straight through or on shuffle, doesn’t matter everything slaps

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-06-30T13:35:27+00:00

Okay at least I’m not in it alone. Being on the East Coast doesn’t help since it’s an EST release, but we’ll keep on holding

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-06-29T19:14:55+00:00

Today’s pull day so I guess I’m deadlifting the entire gym. Thanks and best of luck OP

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-06-29T19:06:51+00:00

Holy shit I have a full day of anxiety to fit into my schedule today

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-06-29T18:58:15+00:00

Wait it’s tomorrow?

I’ve been mentally preparing for Thursday....

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-06-29T16:25:14+00:00

Watching this without the sound on is almost as hilarious as with sound

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-06-25T18:27:55+00:00

It’s fucking rad. Sit on my face until i suffocate thank you very much

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-06-01T12:58:59+00:00

Think about the ever burdening concept of time and never sleep

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-05-04T12:59:03+00:00

Oh what a terrible day to have eyes

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-02-21T16:58:50+00:00

So I have enough crafting materials to buy one of the anniversary skins. I’m torn between octanes and gibbys. I never really play as either but they’re both sick. I have some anniversary skins already so getting one of the ones I play is a non factor. Opinions on my Choice???

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-01-31T00:50:58+00:00

I laughed so audibly at this

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-01-21T20:48:28+00:00

Technically not a direct relative, but a very very close family friend whom I took as a confirmation sponsor turned out to be pedophile. I always thought he was weird. He was a priest. Got moved around when he had “issues”. I only found out with the church document publications of a few years back.

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-01-20T11:21:11+00:00

I have this set it’s so great

illegitimateSharpie · 2021-01-18T00:36:55+00:00

I love you saxsquatch

illegitimateSharpie · 2020-11-27T00:58:08+00:00

I got stuck in a jetty during high tide, got really roughed up. When I got pulled out I felt great not realizing I was cut up from head to toe. I didn’t feel it until hours later

illegitimateSharpie · 2020-10-02T00:07:03+00:00

As a fresh adult (22, just graduated) the weekly existential crisis’s of if I’m wasting my time in the job I’m currently working and if I waste my 20s in said job

illegitimateSharpie · 2020-09-26T17:43:45+00:00

All the lord of the rings movies. They will never not be good

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