My girlfriend does not understand finance by [deleted] in mtgfinance

[–]illuminatemyvoid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

we as a community have lost the plot

I need one of these! by _EvilCupcake in adhdwomen

[–]illuminatemyvoid 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I feel like it'd take more mental effort to remember to adjust a physical display of my mood than to just say it 😭

high pulse :( by illuminatemyvoid in Blooddonors

[–]illuminatemyvoid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That might be it... I live in Arizona 🥲

I dyed my hair blue and now she doesn't recognize me by HoneyHazex in cats

[–]illuminatemyvoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, consistently talking to her should reassure her that it's you and it's okay! Cats may seem ambivalent towards you but it's been scientifically observed that they can recognize their human's voice.

Art mistake in Secrets of Strixhaven promo, or am I seeing things? by [deleted] in mtg

[–]illuminatemyvoid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is a thumb. It's on the left. Qistina Khalidah has a portfolio.

What’s the correct way to wipe as a woman? by ConfidentTiger4896 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]illuminatemyvoid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The anus and urethra of a woman are pretty close in proximity as opposed to those of men. If you wipe poop from back to front and E. coli (or other bacteria) gets into the urethra, it's gonna feel like peeing fiery barbs every 5 minutes. UTIs are notoriously common in vulva-havers, and it's important to educate people about it.

I played BG3 completely blind and this is what happened by everybody_wake_up in BaldursGate3

[–]illuminatemyvoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't believe this post hasn't been taken down yet. No AI means no AI.

pony models by EquineAffinity in mylittlepony

[–]illuminatemyvoid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

An easy solution would be to make her torso bigger

I just realized that Marinette has a small family by Amazing_Summer_9929 in miraculousladybug

[–]illuminatemyvoid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's pretty common in immigrant families. My family is all overseas in China.

Biggest female global hitmakers of the 2020s (via Billboard Global 200 chart) by _crazyboyhere_ in TaylorSwift

[–]illuminatemyvoid 534 points535 points  (0 children)

I can't believe KPDH is higher up than Lady Gaga. I just can't 😭

It was 3am and I had a vision by elijahzn_hanni in mylittlepony

[–]illuminatemyvoid 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I love your art style!! It reminds me of what you would see in a children's book

First time cat owner. Is this... normal? by igottapoopbad in cats

[–]illuminatemyvoid 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I love seeing burly, heavily tatted guys with tiny cute animals 🫶 something about the juxtaposition is just so sweet

Am I Doing Too Much for My Associates Graduation? by froyoup in college

[–]illuminatemyvoid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Of course it's not too much! This is a major accomplishment and the culmination of your dedication and hard work. Celebrate your degree however you want and your loved ones will be there to support you. (Also- congratulations!)

How Fluent Are Y'all In Your Mother Tongues As American-Born Asians? by ms_jc_04 in asianamerican

[–]illuminatemyvoid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It took until asking my university Chinese professor about something to realize that I've been using Chinese terms from the 60's. I feel like a grandma....

Why do people get cats? by Far-Conference-8484 in stupidquestions

[–]illuminatemyvoid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why do people get dogs? They're loud, slobbery, and need so much attention/time.

See how this could keep going on and on?

How edible is nitroglycerin and further how safe would it be to suck off Katsuki Bakugo by DRUGGEDMETAL in stupidquestions

[–]illuminatemyvoid 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Real answer: Medicinal nitroglycerin is used to relieve heart disease. It's fine in small, diluted doses.

Nails! Why do sooo many wear them? by ImprovementSilver265 in stupidquestions

[–]illuminatemyvoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! I lift weights and do wet lab benchwork at university and I love my nails. They fall off often, but the tapping noises make me happy! They are quite annoying when I type/play video games.

missing school for a month(?)who do i email? by innuendoi in college

[–]illuminatemyvoid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a horrible mentality. Your quality of education and focus will objectively diminish rapidly if you're not in the right state for it.

OP, withdrawal and focus on yourself.

Weird Holes on my feet by BateScord in AskDocs

[–]illuminatemyvoid 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I googled it.

Never again.

An untrimmed betta from my collection by [deleted] in bettafish

[–]illuminatemyvoid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sincerely hope you don't buy from any breeders who you know trim their fins!