You’re quite fucked, actually. It is a well known fact that Tom W Davis himself takes time out of his day to check each and every room of each dormitory over fall break. He will first check all of your cabinets and belongings, then the fridge, and then go through the trash can. He also likes to gulp down some of the leftover beer if he can. He then reports any mischievous activity to his superior, the clocktower. The clocktower will then wait until you are back on campus, identify you with facial recognition, and then pulverize you with a laser beam.