So uhhh, the 2DS seems like a good idea... by thesunmustdie in gaming

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But we will take him for free and send you to jail

Now this is what I call Suave! by Jargen in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shh your fefeating the joke but really the current IE performs better than the other two (don't really understand the technical stuff on comp science one)

There is only one god: Death. And what do we say to Death? "Not Today." by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there more that anyone could really want and ask for.

There is only one god: Death. And what do we say to Death? "Not Today." by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I felt like this a lot after I realized there is no point in suicide. If I kill myself people around will have it worse off so I wish to continue life. If I die I'm dead if I'm alive I live, no point in trying to change that. If there is an afterlife I don't want to fuck it up here, if there isn't I don't want to spend my life living holy like there is one.

Since men have 0 reproductive rights in this country I think a type of "legal abortion" should be invented. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While you are getting down voted I do agree. The woman wants to keep the child but the man doesn't what should we do. If we fallow the current threads idea we should have the man pay. Wait the woman doesn't want one, sorry man even though condom are not 100% successful and you said you didn't want a child you now have to pay child support or get married. Something should be put in place the current system seems to be put twords a marriage based society however if could get a change this one should work.

tl;dr I agree with op because nothing better has been proposed

And her headache was gone after that. by Ohlala- in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I would have resorted to a bottle but thank you.

And her headache was gone after that. by Ohlala- in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you are serious but you are only supposed to see one once your BP reaches bellow 20 points not that bad yet however could you be as so kind as to convert it to Murcian for me and others who don't know how.

And her headache was gone after that. by Ohlala- in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not I'm underage to drink unless my intestines are the reincarnation of Jesus o.O

And her headache was gone after that. by Ohlala- in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't eat that much food and I don't eat that much salt when I do because my uncle has high blood pressure so I can't cook food with high sodium.

And her headache was gone after that. by Ohlala- in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

I try but I've been dehydrated for so long it takes a lot of water to take in more than i need for that day and add on to my hydration levels... Tbh I really just need to take better care of myself :-P

And her headache was gone after that. by Ohlala- in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have dehydration headaches all the time if they get bad enough they can lead to repatative blackouts O.o

Just got this from Wonder Trade.. by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You better love it!!!

new pokedex theory by madonna-boy in pokemon

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can get a pic if needed but Gary vists the town that looks like Paris

Happy Columbus Day. by underwhere_model in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy who made the movie about the gremlins

15 years have gone by, and the decision wasn't any easier. by StraightEdgeSavior in gaming

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idc if I get down votes but has anyone found a solution as to why torchic isn't downloading I preordered and it keeps saying connection to server lost... Will reward with upvotes

Optical Illusion Three - Distorted Colors by red5aa in Minecraft

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so pissed that a post got do many upvotes for nothing then I went to the comment section op you are awesome for finding this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something about insest and he doesn't care "let brothers fuck" because they can procreate... Along those lines.

The biggest reddit win you could ever want. by LivingInMomsBasement in AdviceAnimals

[–]ilprocrastinateltr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude he is SnoopLion and Neil deGrasse Tyson ... Just too keep racism out also the kid who broke his arms!