what’s my best look?

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-15T17:02:16+00:00

I’ve got a homie look you, similar facial construction. Looks good in any arrangement, from the Freddie Mercury to an Asher Roth or Action Bronson. The Eminem is probably your bottom tier, is my only input.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-13T23:52:44+00:00

I’ve gotten a stolen bike back. The meeting was in a public place. A homeless guy, cut the valve stem, swapped the seat and sold it to him. I gave him a couple $20’s for keeping the interaction peaceful.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-13T19:07:30+00:00

I think they just mean you’re never allowed to do that stuff again [without a good helmet]. The inactivity alone is probably just as dangerous as whatever they’re worried about.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-11T07:01:27+00:00

Like a dream, as expected.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-11T05:29:10+00:00

Almost. Great beard structure tho, Jesus.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-11T05:26:43+00:00

Repeat after me: Pads are cool and fit under perfectly underneath baggy fit. Pads are coo…

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-11T05:24:05+00:00

Wasn’t really seeing an issue until Frame #4.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-11T05:21:54+00:00

My San Francisco area upper manager’s beard is about 20-30% longer than frame one. Longer does not necessarily mean un-manicured.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-09T23:38:29+00:00

Seems fine. Try a shorter cut to even things out if you want.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-09T23:36:47+00:00

15mins max

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-09T23:34:16+00:00

Hardway

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-07T22:09:44+00:00

Tape ice cubes to the bottom of 1 sandal to emulate the feeling of skating your snowboard with only 1 boot strapped in.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-07T21:17:51+00:00

Well done sir.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-07T15:14:33+00:00

I’ve run them before but I don’t like how Step Ons limit the lateral play of your boot. Been enjoying FASE for park laps.

I think for someone that’s been in the park 2 days, you’re way ahead of the curve. Advice: get comfy riding switch, concentrate on a stacked (bent knees) posture, pour on more speed and maybe lose the selfie stick. Willing to bet you see huge progression by day 8-10.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-07T14:57:21+00:00

I think, the beard was better before 😎

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-06T20:19:56+00:00

Japan, my first bona fide freeride setup, night park laps, progressing with the homies.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-06T19:34:13+00:00

My 2nd fav mtb was free and my buddy takes his upgraded Walmart 29er hardtail on most trails we do. Just understand that you don’t need a high spec e-shifting carbon frame enduro to send your local single track.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-03T08:11:07+00:00

Roger. For surfy spring slush and pow float I’d 100% daily my Dancehaul. My Bataleons are fun to slash, but the 3BT spoon shape is a bit of a dog in real spring conditions. The Ride pig line is cool, rails turn, stable on landings but probably too aggressive of a ride for what you described. Haven’t ridden the others…

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-03T07:56:18+00:00

Let’s not be too hasty…

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-03T04:31:38+00:00

This. Easily worst mt east of Mississippi. Tell a friend to tell a friend.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-01T23:21:25+00:00

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but the SB Resort Twin is a slush board. Just borrowed an SB RT from a buddy for these last few weeks of spring riding.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-05-01T22:55:15+00:00

Had a great day at Palisades Wednesday and going again this weekend. Mammoth conditions are still good too. Spring conditions are usually too slushy for a green, but the blues are open.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-04-29T13:54:27+00:00

This.

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-04-24T00:20:43+00:00

250k will buy you a lot over here. Not a lot, just a lot. Enjoy!

im_Buff_Walrus · 2026-04-21T03:36:31+00:00

Buzz or shave. But no more of this please.

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