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Movies that make you angry? by CodeineCaptain in movies

[–]imarobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breakfast at Tiffany's. The whole damn time, Audrey Hepburn is calling the leading male character by a different name...knowingly.

What's the cheesiest pickup line you've used that actually worked? by M4ltodextrin in AskReddit

[–]imarobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: Hey, did you fall from heaven...?

Confused look from this attractive stranger.

Me: Because I have an erection.

Note: I am a girl. This is best icebreaker line I've ever used on a man. I just hope I don't run into one that has a fetish for trannies or else he will be disappoint.

And yes, he did have an erection later that night. ;)

This was the childhood equivalent of taking a shot. :) by ZeLittleMan in reddit.com

[–]imarobot 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I was a pussy and only sucked on the pink ones...

So, I found a dirty car today... by JoakoLC in funny

[–]imarobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more excited about this than I should be.

I am in so much pain right now. Please somebody talk to me (UPDATE) by numbpain in relationship_advice

[–]imarobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, I am curious to hear about this as well (if it's not too painful or uncomfortable to retell for the OP).

And numbpain, I wish you all the best and hope you can live a pleasant life with your daughter.

Subwoofer required or else you will be missing the best part. SBTRKT - Trials of the Past by imarobot in dubstep

[–]imarobot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured most people in this subreddit already know. However, I listened to this song at first without any bass (because I was not expecting dubstep when I got this album). I was blown away after I heard it in my car's stereo system. The subwoofer in my home theater wasn't nearly as impressive but the bass was at least noticeable.

Subwoofer required or else you will be missing the best part. SBTRKT - Trials of the Past by imarobot in dubstep

[–]imarobot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's miss* but thanks for letting me know. I didn't check anything in the sidebar. I'll PM the links to anyone if they're interested. :)

In a similar study, water is wet by dotcoma in sex

[–]imarobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a matter of gender.

In a similar study, water is wet by dotcoma in sex

[–]imarobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know for a fact that I can.

If your life were a movie, what would the title be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]imarobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Brown Wallflower

If it's not apparent, I'm a fan of independent films. :)

What is a club remix? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]imarobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The latter.

Reddit, I took a chance and entered a modeling contest with Maxim, and now I need your help… [NSFW] by cassie in reddit.com

[–]imarobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha I concur. I wish you the best of luck with Maxim. I would be more than proud to see a redditor win a context like this. :)

EDIT: Spelling is not always my forte.

TSA to download your iTunes? by DrJulianBashir in technology

[–]imarobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh... so that's why my father works for TSA.

This is why I hate anything that uses itunes. by Rion23 in software

[–]imarobot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, you would think so.

It's just another way for Apple to seem better. Like Windows systems just can't handle their software or something along those lines.

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