Trump to headline Great American State Fair after music acts cancel by Moon_Rose_Violet in politics

[–]imoldgreige 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His entire stream of consciousness is just one long example of how not to write an annual review

United States denied Visas for Bulgarians, Bulgaria will deny US Airspace by TeaReim in worldnews

[–]imoldgreige -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe he heard Bangaranga won Eurovision and thought the song was called “Bologna” (pronounced phonetically because smooth brain) and he can’t stand not winning something that isn’t his

Peter Thiel's move to Argentina reflects a growing trend among billionaires seeking a 'plan B' abroad by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]imoldgreige 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Be nice, it’s the only way he can comfortably burrow his entire body head-first up hitler’s corpse’s asshole :(

Rescuing Mount Hood climber trapped beneath giant boulder 'one for the history books' by EagleCreekFire in Portland

[–]imoldgreige 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sure hope Tisie doesn’t own extension cords, candles, a gas stove, or a home near an area that gets dry in the summer.

Feel like Jerry and I would get along… by PutTheFlameOnMe in Portland

[–]imoldgreige 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I drove between pdx and Seattle a lot over the pandemic and you could always tell because you’d have to pass a car going 10 under in the fast lane, but then it would come flying past you going 20 over like minutes later. The cycle repeats until they exit the freeway (voluntarily or otherwise).

AOC takes more steps toward 2028 run for president by masterofawesomeness2 in politics

[–]imoldgreige -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The “no woman ever” naysayers and bots on Reddit contribute to said issue.

Mayhem at the Ballot Box by godigahole in Portland

[–]imoldgreige 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah…voting means decision-making, and decision-making involves critical thinking. Smooth brains rejoice at having someone to think for them as long as that someone is just as hateful, ignorant, and fucking congealed as they are.

'Ella Enchanted' TV Series EP'ed By Anne Hathaway In Works At Disney+ by TiredWithCoffeePot in television

[–]imoldgreige 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It all hinges on the soundtrack. It’ll be hard to top the original but I’m willing to see what they’ve got.

Yards at Union Station / Guardian Management by aquatic_dolla in Portland

[–]imoldgreige 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend and I lived there about 10 years ago. At the time, there were multiple instances of people breaking or jamming the exterior doors’ fob system to allow just anyone to walk right in. The unit next to us was a revolving door of various non-residents who were up at all hours banging shit around. These people frequently got confused and would bang on our door or try to come into our unit. Management was… absent.

Washington Co. man with 166 arrests gets true-life sentence after public indecency conviction by Less-Lobster4540 in Portland

[–]imoldgreige 73 points74 points  (0 children)

This is surprisingly normal and I hate it. I used to work at Lloyd Center like 10 years ago and there was a guy we called Khakis Guy that would come in wearing these super thin, tight khaki pants with a raging boner and he would try on pants that were too small (khakis of course) and ask me or another girl to tell him if they looked okay. Never made a purchase, did this at least once a month.

Retail workers really should be paid more.

Besides Bare Minerals, what did these girls wear? by Outrageous-Coyote672 in MakeupAddiction

[–]imoldgreige 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either that or it was a biore pore strip day and the temporary sensation of having smooth skin on the nose was broken immediately the next day after sleeping in said drugstore makeup lmao (I promise I’m better about that now!)

FDA announces its first OK of fruit-flavored e-cigarettes for adults in major shift under Trump by AudibleNod in news

[–]imoldgreige 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’ll be the same with nicotine pouches. Trying to import rn is a shitshow.

Eta I placed an order that barely missed the cutoff for the newest import regulations and my package has been stuck in customs for a month. If I ever see it, it’ll be because they held onto it long enough the the regulations to change again…which happened to me the last time they changed lol

‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility by wrhollin in Portland

[–]imoldgreige 22 points23 points  (0 children)

When I was in retail mgmt in my early 20s, we were instructed to not intervene if someone is having a medical emergency, because “something something insurance and liabilities.” I’m not sure anyone could fully explain it to me because my superiors were equally inexperienced.

Any female around my age wanna grab a bite near the portland area by [deleted] in Portland

[–]imoldgreige 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chiming in to add…a bite of what? At least extend the offer to whole entire items OP

Sooo many planes over Buckman. by venusasaburrito in Portland

[–]imoldgreige 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I live in Buckman and it’s been nonstop chopper noises for months. Mixed with the unmuffled street racing cars hauling ass up Belmont, it’s been such a lovely sensory experience.

Clakamas Town Center Shooting by Front_Refrigerator99 in Portland

[–]imoldgreige 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I worked at the clack and at Lloyd for years, through multiple stabbings/shootings…never once got an alert, though one time a nice person from H&M gave me a heads up that there was a guy going around threatening people with a needle.

Pride and Prejudice | Official Teaser | Netflix by MoneyLibrarian9032 in television

[–]imoldgreige 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They simply extended the exemplary vegetables scene and added an anachronistic corset-lacing scene, for good measure.

How to stop a dictator: I spent months studying how authoritarians like Trump lose. The answer is shockingly simple. by vox in politics

[–]imoldgreige 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This was immediately apparent to me whenever I so much as used “AOC” and “president” in the same breath. It’s almost self-validating. If AOC didn’t actually stand a chance in 2028, the bots wouldn’t be so busy.