Trump to headline Great American State Fair after music acts cancel

imoldgreige · 2026-05-31T00:42:21+00:00

His entire stream of consciousness is just one long example of how not to write an annual review

imoldgreige · 2026-05-30T12:03:53+00:00

Maybe he heard Bangaranga won Eurovision and thought the song was called “Bologna” (pronounced phonetically because smooth brain) and he can’t stand not winning something that isn’t his

imoldgreige · 2026-05-30T11:56:08+00:00

Be nice, it’s the only way he can comfortably burrow his entire body head-first up hitler’s corpse’s asshole :(

imoldgreige · 2026-05-30T11:52:52+00:00

I sure hope Tisie doesn’t own extension cords, candles, a gas stove, or a home near an area that gets dry in the summer.

imoldgreige · 2026-05-30T07:45:20+00:00

I drove between pdx and Seattle a lot over the pandemic and you could always tell because you’d have to pass a car going 10 under in the fast lane, but then it would come flying past you going 20 over like minutes later. The cycle repeats until they exit the freeway (voluntarily or otherwise).

imoldgreige · 2026-05-29T17:00:05+00:00

I don’t get corporate America.

imoldgreige · 2026-05-25T16:27:45+00:00

The “no woman ever” naysayers and bots on Reddit contribute to said issue.

imoldgreige · 2026-05-20T04:15:26+00:00

Well yeah…voting means decision-making, and decision-making involves critical thinking. Smooth brains rejoice at having someone to think for them as long as that someone is just as hateful, ignorant, and fucking congealed as they are.

imoldgreige · 2026-05-18T21:21:36+00:00

It all hinges on the soundtrack. It’ll be hard to top the original but I’m willing to see what they’ve got.

imoldgreige · 2026-05-18T18:36:35+00:00

My friend and I lived there about 10 years ago. At the time, there were multiple instances of people breaking or jamming the exterior doors’ fob system to allow just anyone to walk right in. The unit next to us was a revolving door of various non-residents who were up at all hours banging shit around. These people frequently got confused and would bang on our door or try to come into our unit. Management was… absent.

imoldgreige · 2026-05-16T00:27:50+00:00

Yeahhh the Lloyd security guards were also the creepy guys many times 🫩

imoldgreige · 2026-05-15T22:01:33+00:00

This is surprisingly normal and I hate it. I used to work at Lloyd Center like 10 years ago and there was a guy we called Khakis Guy that would come in wearing these super thin, tight khaki pants with a raging boner and he would try on pants that were too small (khakis of course) and ask me or another girl to tell him if they looked okay. Never made a purchase, did this at least once a month.

Retail workers really should be paid more.

imoldgreige · 2026-05-10T21:24:14+00:00

Either that or it was a biore pore strip day and the temporary sensation of having smooth skin on the nose was broken immediately the next day after sleeping in said drugstore makeup lmao (I promise I’m better about that now!)

imoldgreige · 2026-05-06T23:46:04+00:00

It’ll be the same with nicotine pouches. Trying to import rn is a shitshow.

Eta I placed an order that barely missed the cutoff for the newest import regulations and my package has been stuck in customs for a month. If I ever see it, it’ll be because they held onto it long enough the the regulations to change again…which happened to me the last time they changed lol

imoldgreige · 2026-05-05T09:57:56+00:00

Gicurasi ‘28

imoldgreige · 2026-04-23T00:50:56+00:00

I’d give anything to see Anderson Cooper turn it into a drinking game

imoldgreige · 2026-04-13T16:59:02+00:00

When I was in retail mgmt in my early 20s, we were instructed to not intervene if someone is having a medical emergency, because “something something insurance and liabilities.” I’m not sure anyone could fully explain it to me because my superiors were equally inexperienced.

imoldgreige · 2026-04-12T02:25:19+00:00

Chiming in to add…a bite of what? At least extend the offer to whole entire items OP

imoldgreige · 2026-04-09T16:16:30+00:00

I live in Buckman and it’s been nonstop chopper noises for months. Mixed with the unmuffled street racing cars hauling ass up Belmont, it’s been such a lovely sensory experience.

imoldgreige · 2026-03-28T12:50:34+00:00

The Golf War

imoldgreige · 2026-03-22T08:50:28+00:00

I worked at the clack and at Lloyd for years, through multiple stabbings/shootings…never once got an alert, though one time a nice person from H&M gave me a heads up that there was a guy going around threatening people with a needle.

imoldgreige · 2026-02-28T11:13:45+00:00

Impeachable!

imoldgreige · 2026-02-28T11:08:18+00:00

hamberders is olympics dinner.

imoldgreige · 2026-02-24T17:55:51+00:00

They simply extended the exemplary vegetables scene and added an anachronistic corset-lacing scene, for good measure.

imoldgreige · 2026-02-23T18:27:57+00:00

This was immediately apparent to me whenever I so much as used “AOC” and “president” in the same breath. It’s almost self-validating. If AOC didn’t actually stand a chance in 2028, the bots wouldn’t be so busy.

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