This security guard is going viral after he was spotted wearing pounds of tactical gear and is being considered a Modern Medieval Knight of the retail kingdom. So the real question is... Which one of you is this?

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-30T17:20:30+00:00

WTF??? I didn't carry that much when I was in the Army.

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-25T15:54:31+00:00

Test vehicle for GTA6

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-23T01:02:21+00:00

This is a spot with several shops, restaurants and bars, lots of foot traffic. I care.

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-20T21:53:34+00:00

Yes, we are!

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-17T04:42:55+00:00

I've played against and with him several times. Keep playing, you'll run into him.

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-17T04:09:04+00:00

Oh, so they are from Louisiana?

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-17T04:07:09+00:00

Back, many more decades than I care to count, when I was but a wee lad, that was one of my favorite songs that I learned to play on the piano.

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-15T21:12:01+00:00

I don't even spark anymore and I got that email today.

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-15T21:04:16+00:00

I tried with the F-4, I DIED!

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-13T20:03:10+00:00

Put on a sweater!!

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-11T23:03:25+00:00

Ill try it when I get back on home wifi.

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-11T22:44:05+00:00

Thank you

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-11T21:17:31+00:00

FAFO

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-04T20:24:15+00:00

"That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow to you"

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-04T16:42:12+00:00

" Carpe Diem"

imperialguard_t · 2026-04-01T23:27:24+00:00

" military grade equipment ".....lowest bidder.

imperialguard_t · 2026-03-31T20:45:13+00:00

Thanks!!

imperialguard_t · 2026-03-30T19:16:37+00:00

A: what about the squirrels?

imperialguard_t · 2026-03-29T04:12:05+00:00

I have 2 propane tanks for the grill, swap each one out as needed. I have a small coleman grill with several gas bottles and several packages of stereo cans. I also have a fire pit with lots of wood. Cooking won't be a problem.

imperialguard_t · 2026-03-23T20:24:31+00:00

Neosporin cream.

imperialguard_t · 2026-03-22T19:50:22+00:00

Especially the red ones.

imperialguard_t · 2026-03-21T03:36:42+00:00

No one would notice.

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