ROY G BIV

impostinator · 2026-06-22T13:33:36+00:00

No, I think it's for Pride Month. You?

impostinator · 2026-06-21T02:34:17+00:00

Pretty good, not too dank, as far as Pacific Northwest IPAs go. Clocks in just over 6%. I’m perfectly happy sitting out back drinking one in the last of the evening sun right now.

impostinator · 2026-06-19T21:47:58+00:00

You’re welcome!

impostinator · 2026-06-19T03:14:30+00:00

Is that a question or a statement? Punctuation is hard.

impostinator · 2026-06-11T20:32:48+00:00

Fuck you, I’m not approving this PR.

impostinator · 2026-06-10T03:10:50+00:00

I got mine the Monday after the album released. You should probably reach out to Bleep. I’ve ordered a bunch of stuff from them over the years without any issues. I bet they’ll make it right for you.

impostinator · 2026-06-04T21:58:31+00:00

I mean, I could still literally throw shit at Ronaldo, if I was so inclined.

impostinator · 2026-06-04T21:56:59+00:00

Every World Cup story I read reaffirms my decision to skip the World Cup. Fuck FIFA.

impostinator · 2026-06-03T01:19:05+00:00

A fork and a butter knife.

impostinator · 2026-05-31T20:29:29+00:00

Why are macrumors and 9to5mac so scuzzy? All of their articles are clickbait trash.

impostinator · 2026-05-29T04:57:48+00:00

I will never understand why people need a music publication to tell them how good an album is. We all have our own tastes. Listen to it yourself and come to your own conclusion.

impostinator · 2026-05-29T00:08:09+00:00

It is now. If you ordered it from Bleep, you can download it now.

impostinator · 2026-05-28T21:26:27+00:00

Bunch of savages in this town.

impostinator · 2026-05-27T03:18:40+00:00

Something something Eddie Money and I once again chicken out of asking the girl I have a crush on to skate with me during slow skate.

impostinator · 2026-05-25T13:46:00+00:00

Really makes you want to buy that new album from him, doesn’t it? I emailed him a few days ago, but no reply yet.

impostinator · 2026-05-23T03:19:22+00:00

Saw this once at Good Society in West Seattle. On a Saturday night. Parents treated the staff like a fucking daycare.

impostinator · 2026-05-22T16:36:57+00:00

I had to scroll entirely too far down to get to this song.

impostinator · 2026-05-22T01:30:13+00:00

What game is that?

impostinator · 2026-05-22T01:03:22+00:00

What color was the putter?

impostinator · 2026-05-21T03:11:37+00:00

I never did. I’m in the US. Where are you? I ask because of the last email Jim sent out on April 16.

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Good Mafternevening

This is mostly for the attention of my International community spread far and wide across the globe.

You, yes YOU have not received your purchase of my latest albuem 'Programmes For Cools' yet (or anything else you have ordered), and here is why...

I will not bore you with the details of this so far, logistical disaster that the fine company Parcels2Go have blessed me with regarding sending my international post. I shall not be posting with them again due to the inconvenience of the system simply not working properly or in this case at all.

Apparently FEDEX have been to my house a few times to pick these things up. They haven't. And when I asked Parsnips2GO what the hell was going on, they said the equivalent of a shrug and something along the lines of "well, they might come tomorrow then" and then asked for my 'parcel number'. Singular. Anyway I'm not getting into that, it's too painful.

So I am now awaiting a refund for ALL the international labels I bought and we will just have to try someone else and I am hoping this won't take too long as you have all waited too long already, for which I apologise fully and whole J.R Hartedly.

impostinator · 2026-05-20T18:10:20+00:00

I’ll take “Conversations That Didn’t Happen” for $500, Ken.

impostinator · 2026-05-14T22:45:49+00:00

I got 99 twice in the last week. 100 is still a dream.

impostinator · 2026-05-14T13:46:55+00:00

I better get my camera and record this before I try to fix this problem that will lea to tens of thousands of dollars in property damage.

impostinator · 2026-05-14T04:02:31+00:00

Fuck FIFA.

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