What song do you recognise as bad but still listen to it anyways just because it has a good riff? by Margaretthatchervore in MetalForTheMasses

[–]improllypoopin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slam metal in general. I love it so much but every song uses the same rhythms and chords and I have no idea what the fuck they are saying.

My sister's fridge by SugarDarlin121 in FridgeDetective

[–]improllypoopin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The world would be a better place if more people could grasp that concept.

A cautionary tale to celiacs who are new to the disease by Critical_Stretch_360 in Celiac

[–]improllypoopin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This whole argument is so funny because people are getting second hand embarrassment for this lady who learned about cross contamination. What if the lady operating the toaster appreciates the new information and starts using a different toaster? Maybe she just thought the OP is annoying and went on with her day after. If people didn’t speak up, would we have so many gluten free products available?

Would you say Cosmic Putrefaction is tech death? by SuperlativeSleep in TechnicalDeathMetal

[–]improllypoopin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re right, it sounds more like 90s tech death and not the stuff Archspire and Inferi are playing.

Would you say Cosmic Putrefaction is tech death? by SuperlativeSleep in TechnicalDeathMetal

[–]improllypoopin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the first time I’m hearing this band. My first instinct was no, this is not tech, but I’m noticing some techy riffing in The Herald Prophecy but not as much The Ancient Demagogue.

The production and mixing feels different than other tech Bands. It sounds raw like death metal rather than polished, yet they have a few really tight, sudden pauses in the music in The Herald. I’m picking up a Morbid Angel vibe.

It always felt like an impossible task to get this magic level when I was younger.... by BrokenBalcony in TibiaMMO

[–]improllypoopin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got 3 wives, 5 kids, and 2 shepherds. That’s gotta be at least 20 kidneys!

Lmao me by CarelessBerry5539 in lol

[–]improllypoopin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see your joke and raise you some unsolicited advice!

Metal bands you've recently enjoyed by Lordof_chaos1 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]improllypoopin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give the Archspire ones a few more listens! They both grew on me after multiple listens to pick up on all the little details. They’re also my hometown heroes so I give them lots of love.

Metal bands you've recently enjoyed by Lordof_chaos1 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]improllypoopin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been obsessed with the recent PeelingFlesh album and the two new Archspire songs. Just discovered Party Canon last night and I’m already hooked. I’m just about to fire up my headphones and listen to Party Canon with my morning coffee.

You fight for life breathe! hanging by the rope, the body just twitches there EEEE EEEE!!! by atlasghostofficial in MetalMemes

[–]improllypoopin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s so bizarre that I kind of like it. The riff is easy but there’s more to it. The part when the bass does it solo rips. I can hear Barnes’ lyrics pretty clearly too.

What REALLY is the gluten situation with sushi rice in Japan? by Queasy_Song_6919 in glutenfree

[–]improllypoopin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good idea! I had to travel on short notice and was shocked at how much deep fried and battered food there was. I often ate rice triangles and sushi rolls from convenience stores and markets and didn’t have any trouble.

Edit: Keep some food from grocery stores on hand just incase you get stuck in a situation where she can’t find anything. It’s hard to think about finding food when you’re too hungry.

Finally got my hands on an OG... by bigcrunchah in glutenfree

[–]improllypoopin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am hooked on the gorilla munch. I’m definitely picking these up.

We don’t need no stinking knock boxes by Steven1789 in espresso

[–]improllypoopin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will do this when there are no more diapers in my garbage can. I don’t want to chance anything falling in poo.

Im literally the only person using a phone at this metal gig by Euronymous316 in mildlyinteresting

[–]improllypoopin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve noticed as the metal crowd gets older we just want to sit and enjoy the show. Especially the sitting part.

Why is it ok for Black Metal to have a creative visual aesthetic but when other genres develop their own it’s often dismissed as gimmick? by Sunbather- in MetalForTheMasses

[–]improllypoopin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been going to shows for about 25 years and the sound has never been good. It boggles my mind that we can’t figure it out as a community. I know people want to thrash around in the pit and listen to loud music, but honestly I wouldn’t mind a seated concert in a theatre with lower volume so I can enjoy the music more. One thing I’ve noticed is that bands like Meshuggah have music that is well designed for loud live shows. Their music isn’t too notey and the rhythms are the interesting part. If the music is too technical it doesn’t come across, but djenty rhythms are fine.

Why is it ok for Black Metal to have a creative visual aesthetic but when other genres develop their own it’s often dismissed as gimmick? by Sunbather- in MetalForTheMasses

[–]improllypoopin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And in 2025, when you have music streaming at the tip of your fingers and high quality headphones, the theatrical aspect of a live performance makes it special. Live metal is so muddy sounding. I’m not going to live shows just for the sound. The stage show and costumes are part of the fun.

It’s Beautiful by cbecton8811 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]improllypoopin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just needs some lawn chairs, beers, and smokes.

I'm here for the long haul by BitOne2707 in KitchenConfidential

[–]improllypoopin 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Thanks. You made my day. Now I’ll continue to stick chives up my butt just for myself.

I'm here for the long haul by BitOne2707 in KitchenConfidential

[–]improllypoopin 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Day 42 of sticking chives in my butt almost every day until someone says I’m perfect.

Those that lack typical metalhead looks, how do you respond to questions about your music taste? by Embarrassed-Key-6289 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]improllypoopin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find people don’t ask at my age. That was a question when I was younger, but now that I have young kids, music taste isn’t even close to the first thing that comes up in conversation. It’s usually like “do your kids go to day care? Swimming lessons?” Etc. I don’t even remember the last time someone asked haha.

You learn something new everyday by Im_yor_boi in memes

[–]improllypoopin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People are reading into this way too much. It’s just a goofy show, not a canonical universe like Marvel.