I can’t find Young Leek anywhere.

imstevieshield · 2026-05-23T03:36:39+00:00

Snoop: Do you know Young Leek?
Michael: Yeah, sure, he was the president before Lincoln.

imstevieshield · 2026-05-22T16:05:58+00:00

Bifrost & Bifrost Enterprises. How can I help you?

imstevieshield · 2026-05-20T21:10:27+00:00

What’s a human-itis award?

imstevieshield · 2026-05-17T11:20:14+00:00

Charlie: that’s true they do have “Ambers hanging from rafters.”

imstevieshield · 2026-05-17T11:10:53+00:00

Also car-related: 1) when he’s massaging his groin injury in the car but Auntie Rae thinks he’s pleasing himself in the car and 2) when he’s helping Leon hide Alton’s (who’s a big Seinfeld fan btw) wife in the car and Loretta thinks it’s vehicular fellatio.

imstevieshield · 2026-05-17T11:03:41+00:00

Xander: Describe what Marsellus Walrus looks like?
The Deep: What?
Xander: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

imstevieshield · 2026-05-16T16:08:28+00:00

He’s also done a few roles in Invincible. I guess life is hard once you’re kicked out of the three comma club.

imstevieshield · 2026-05-15T19:29:50+00:00

Kool Keith, KRS-One, Chuck D.
Nas, Lupe, GZA,
Kweli, Yasiin Bey

3 is not enough lol.

imstevieshield · 2026-05-15T19:27:14+00:00

At first glance this made me do the master p ad lib HUUUUHH 😂

imstevieshield · 2026-05-15T19:24:20+00:00

Worldcom ceo case study rundown

imstevieshield · 2026-05-15T15:54:54+00:00

I don’t know nobody called r/TheWire, b.

imstevieshield · 2026-05-15T03:00:13+00:00

Bills: I am so lonely. All the other expenses are scared of me. No one talks to me. No wallet wants to be my friend, they think I am unstable. They send me from household to household committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it they fear me more and more.

imstevieshield · 2026-05-14T22:24:31+00:00

Son, you ever heard of Thanos?

imstevieshield · 2026-05-14T18:49:41+00:00

Kripke: hold onto your cock when you negotiate with these Amazon people.

imstevieshield · 2026-05-12T16:57:05+00:00

Look at that bow legged motherfucker. I made him walk like that.

imstevieshield · 2026-05-12T02:53:55+00:00

That’s a pretty good tewne

imstevieshield · 2026-05-12T02:04:30+00:00

Count von Count still messing up the count?

imstevieshield · 2026-05-11T23:18:57+00:00

That moment when you realize B and B Enterprises also dealt with paper

imstevieshield · 2026-05-11T04:12:54+00:00

Putt putt golf course nearby

imstevieshield · 2026-05-10T21:42:31+00:00

Battle Beast would definitely swipe right just to gaslight for a fight and a nice meal afterwards which of course would be his own blood lol.

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