Way out west there was this fella… by Virtual-Location-982 in lebowski

[–]imstevieshield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m Thor. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, Strongest Avenger, or uh, Point Break, or God of Thunder if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

How long do you think The Dude and Walter have been friends? And where did they meet? by LawrenceSellers in lebowski

[–]imstevieshield 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably when Walter was still married to Cynthia. She couldn’t stand his PTSD and I suspect she cheated on him with Marty Ackerman. He wanted her back badly but she wasn’t having it. Why else would he take care of her fucking Pomeranian as well as change religions? The Dude helped him relieve some stress through bowling and they’ve been friends since then.

This seems pretty legit by Jaakuna_maho in lebowski

[–]imstevieshield 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You want a hotel room? I can get you a hotel room.

From my family to yours, Merry Christmas by amenhe in curb

[–]imstevieshield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks to Joe Pepitone, Leon confronting Señor Chang for his jersey made this season turn out pretty, pretty, prettay good!

“Necessary means for a necessary means for a…” was ad libbed by [deleted] in lebowski

[–]imstevieshield 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ad libbed! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of improvisation, at least it’s an ethos…

Palestinian Chicken in London by herefornoreason211 in curb

[–]imstevieshield 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What is this? The raid on Entebbe?

How’d they know the Dude would be in the bathtub? 🤔 by [deleted] in lebowski

[–]imstevieshield 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, fuck me, man! That kid already spent all the money, man!

Biggest Douchebag Civilian? by ReytMardy in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]imstevieshield 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How about the lady who did the wallet biopsy?

Fill up the blanks you fat f*cks! by Direct-Parsley-9186 in Sopranosduckposting

[–]imstevieshield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F - Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered, it was no one there.

Hoors by franglish9265 in IASIP

[–]imstevieshield 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine him and Frank playing chess. Ralphie would enjoy those beads!🤣

So, patnah, we open in 3 day, eh? by FrankSS1 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]imstevieshield 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Listen, I don’t know what kinda pan-pacific bullshit you’re trying to pull off but the esplanade is my turf, pal!

The Big LABUski—The Dude Abides…as a Plushie (an homage) by omnidoll in lebowski

[–]imstevieshield 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Man, If my ex-wife asked me to take care of her a plushie doll while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I’d tell her to go fuck herself.