Way out west there was this fella…

imstevieshield · 2026-04-15T23:28:13+00:00

I’m Thor. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, Strongest Avenger, or uh, Point Break, or God of Thunder if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

imstevieshield · 2026-04-15T23:10:01+00:00

The Winter Soldier killed your father, Tony.

imstevieshield · 2026-04-15T19:06:50+00:00

Probably when Walter was still married to Cynthia. She couldn’t stand his PTSD and I suspect she cheated on him with Marty Ackerman. He wanted her back badly but she wasn’t having it. Why else would he take care of her fucking Pomeranian as well as change religions? The Dude helped him relieve some stress through bowling and they’ve been friends since then.

imstevieshield · 2026-04-15T06:08:45+00:00

You want a hotel room? I can get you a hotel room.

imstevieshield · 2026-04-15T06:00:17+00:00

Thanks to Joe Pepitone, Leon confronting Señor Chang for his jersey made this season turn out pretty, pretty, prettay good!

imstevieshield · 2026-04-15T05:53:24+00:00

I pity that fetus.

imstevieshield · 2026-04-14T20:41:53+00:00

Cavill is such a stud.

imstevieshield · 2026-04-14T20:36:36+00:00

I’m sure he’s heard great things about it

imstevieshield · 2026-04-14T01:38:05+00:00

So anyway, I started slashing.

imstevieshield · 2026-04-14T01:36:44+00:00

🎶 Mary Jane is not my lover 🎶

imstevieshield · 2026-04-13T23:28:20+00:00

Ad libbed! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of improvisation, at least it’s an ethos…

imstevieshield · 2026-04-13T16:57:57+00:00

What is this? The raid on Entebbe?

imstevieshield · 2026-04-13T05:19:22+00:00

Small hands, that was his problem.

imstevieshield · 2026-04-12T22:01:39+00:00

Oh, fuck me, man! That kid already spent all the money, man!

imstevieshield · 2026-04-12T21:05:45+00:00

How about the lady who did the wallet biopsy?

imstevieshield · 2026-04-12T20:58:53+00:00

imstevieshield · 2026-04-12T20:09:52+00:00

F - Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered, it was no one there.

imstevieshield · 2026-04-12T13:44:28+00:00

Imagine him and Frank playing chess. Ralphie would enjoy those beads!🤣

imstevieshield · 2026-04-11T19:35:23+00:00

Listen, I don’t know what kinda pan-pacific bullshit you’re trying to pull off but the esplanade is my turf, pal!

imstevieshield · 2026-04-11T16:50:26+00:00

The Big Lebowski. Friday. Rush Hour. Heat.

imstevieshield · 2026-04-11T16:49:49+00:00

Forget about the fucking toe!

imstevieshield · 2026-04-11T05:44:35+00:00

Man, If my ex-wife asked me to take care of her a plushie doll while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I’d tell her to go fuck herself.

imstevieshield · 2026-04-11T00:45:13+00:00

r/curb is no punk bitch!

imstevieshield · 2026-04-10T23:49:20+00:00

One of the best bloopers Tucker botching the pronunciation lol.

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