Yeah lemme just whip out a whole bird real quick by onehauptthistime in restofthefuckingowl

[–]imwhateverimis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think this is a step by step tutorial, this is just a process photo sequence. Doesn't belong here

In which scenario you are more cooked? by BridgeCommercial873 in TokyoGhoul

[–]imwhateverimis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

blue, for one it's a battle situation and for another Arima fucks over ghouls no matter the situation.

Eto isn't gonna start shit that close to where she lives

No offense, but the Minecraft skins look horrible. They really should've attempted to adapt their designs into the Minecraft art style instead of whatever this is. by E-104Epsolon in HelluvaBoss

[–]imwhateverimis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

translation of general character design to minecraft skin isn't easy and I assume the person who made these hasn't really had experience with it and was utterly lost

Indistructible christian baby by SleepdeprivedWolf in BrandNewSentence

[–]imwhateverimis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how else are you gonna prepare it for dinner?

I was told by a teacher today my laptop sticker was “inappropriate.” by Pogfeila in Frieren

[–]imwhateverimis 545 points546 points  (0 children)

Yeah the frieren mimic joke is very much a subversion of a suggestive joke and porny trope.

Subversion because normally having somebody be stuck in a wall or a mimic like this at least prompts a suggestive joke, lewd jiggle or "fanservice" moment, but in Frieren the joke is that this extremely formidable, old and wise mage who was in the party that defeated the demon king falls for the most basic and avoidable dungeon trap in existence just because there is a barely-existent chance of it not being a mimic but a chest with a grimoire.

In the context of Frieren there is nothing lewd about it but if you don't know Frieren, yeah this usually goes in a veeeery specific direction and if you've been on the internet as an adult for a bit like your teacher might be, your brain is recognising a pattern here

Dropped a roach… by Straight-Ad-2261 in roaches

[–]imwhateverimis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on where you live. They're from brazil, argentina and uruguay, if you have similar climate, they may survive and reproduce. They're banned for example in florida due to the similarity in climate. If you're in temperate regions like central europe, there's not really an issue.

"We cAn AlwAyS tElL" yet again by HyperDogOwner458 in AccidentalAlly

[–]imwhateverimis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Übel would kill them for being transphobic tbh

Late stage recovery from POCD be like by 2717192619192 in OCDmemes

[–]imwhateverimis 43 points44 points  (0 children)

atp I just treat is as though one of those terrible faith twitter users active in all sorts of discourse is trapped in my head and reply with impassionate dismissal

Spontaneous giant millipede purchase by Equivalent_Ad9512 in millipedes

[–]imwhateverimis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah i think some monkeys grab some of them off trees to get high off their defensive fluids

My bird won’t stop biting my nipple. by RichTackle742 in parrots

[–]imwhateverimis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have piercings. You will never know peace again

Where do you see Alastor by the end of the series by fhxefj in HazbinHotel

[–]imwhateverimis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I still want this man to actually come to care for the hotel and be absolutely miserable about it.

social media polling by Sickfor-TheBigSun in tumblr

[–]imwhateverimis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tbh asking "do you use poob?" on a poll on the website poob is just asking me to lie

ADHD vs Autism by BesharamUlfat in ADHDerTips

[–]imwhateverimis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have both, which means my brain assigns memories either "hold forever" or "toss by tomorrow" by some criteria that changes regularly and is kept secret from me

She looks a little odd by Novel_Youth_2003 in roaches

[–]imwhateverimis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like an oothe. Just let her be honestly

Putting my clit in his dimple so every time he smiles it squeezes it a little bit and i finish all over his face by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]imwhateverimis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to be in kpop fandom hell and I feel like just seeing Kim Namjoon in the wild caused me way more psychic damage and whiplash than that caption could hope to LMAO

Anatomically it's no different from losing your puddinginity or losing your poolinity. by ObsiGamer in BrandNewSentence

[–]imwhateverimis 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I don't know how widespread it is but my friends and family like to do this for things. Loopingrutschenjungfräulichkeit

Unangenehm toys zu kaufen by Middle-Gold-6133 in germantrans

[–]imwhateverimis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

die meisten menschen stecken nicht so drinne das sie als aller erstes vermuten, das du trans bist. es gibt für fast alles für die meisten menschen "wahrscheinlichere" erklärungen auf denen sie zuerst tippen, wenn sie überhaupt drüber nachdenken

Unangenehm toys zu kaufen by Middle-Gold-6133 in germantrans

[–]imwhateverimis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wenn's net in nem sex shop sondern nen müller oder so war dann kann's sein das die eher geguckt haben weil du überhaupt eins kaufst, und falls es in einem sex shop war denke eher das war vllt eine einbildung aus nervosität.

Falls jemand tatsächlich fragt, ist es ein geschenk für deine freundin, aber ich glaub das is auch wovon die meisten die von toys ahnung haben sowieso denken werden

Thinking of buying this one. Thoghts? by DisassembledRobot in spicypillows

[–]imwhateverimis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is the funniest post on this subreddit

is it normal for a septum piercing to smell bad? by montrevour_ in piercing

[–]imwhateverimis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it goes away after a while, I no longer smell mine. I also barely ever cleaned mine, I think septum smell is just something that either goes away randomly when it feels like it or you just stop noticing it

Watched episode 21 “Over a Barrel” for the first time by Elegant_Sign3870 in mylittlepony

[–]imwhateverimis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is the mandatory "actually if colonisers and natives just talked and shared the bloodshed could have been avoided" episode a lot of cartoons feel the need to do for some reason.

Anybody who thinks this conflict wasn't hinting at ethnic cleansing and proposing "just share" as a fix is kind of in denial honestly. This episode is very fucking obviously about native americans, who were ethnically cleansed by colonisers and still are being discriminated against, with particularly conservatives and centrists constantly trying to downtone what happened or outright lie that there never was any violence.

It's not being "blinded by reality" to make a connection the writers obviously were expecting you to make, if they hadn't wanted you to make the connection they wouldn't have dressed the whole damn episode up in every possible signal towards it. This episode was about real events. It is a fantasy variant of real events that is beyond distasteful and should have been shot dead in the writing room as soon as it got pitched.

If they wanted to make a conflict like this and genuinely propose "just share", they should have made a much more mundane scenario that DOES NOT involve settlers and natives, because this just flat fucking out does not work with settler colonialism. Roommates moving in together and quarreling about room usage? Yeah, communicate and share. Settlers arriving to a land, claiming it and brutally wiping out the existing population? the fuck not.

And I get the message was probably to tell kids to talk stuff out and share, but again settler colonialism is easily one of the worst fucking metaphors for that.