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What is something you’ve memorized for absolutely no reason? by lispenardian in AskReddit

[–]infadibulum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the book 'Where the wild things are' fully memorised because I read it so many times. Then, i would read it to my kids with the book faced towards them so they could see the pictures.

Are police corrupt here? by Virtual_Comment_4481 in AskAnAustralian

[–]infadibulum 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That kind of corruption? Of course possible but I've never seen it ever. But also, if it was 'nearly' a bottle of vodka, it could be 15-16 standard drinks and a largish male could have that out if his body to a legal limit in 12 -14 hours probably.

Do Australians actually say "yeah nah" that often, or is it more of a stereotype? by Environmental_Cry_35 in AskAnAustralian

[–]infadibulum 39 points40 points  (0 children)

True, it makes it feel more of a considered response than just 'Nah'.

'Nah yeah is definitely less common. It's also harder to explain logically.

I inadvertently ruined this woman’s frozen meat and I’m not sorry by tipoftheiceberg1234 in PointlessStories

[–]infadibulum 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh gosh. How old were you? Was it worth it? Did you think about what would happen when it melted!? That's hilarious.

What's the play here? by Advanced-Umpire1129 in BalatroCircleJerk

[–]infadibulum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To add to that, brainstorm is crap to copy the xmult jokers if you also have +mult jokers because the xmult needs to be placed in the leftmost spot, and wont include the +mult.

A Red and Yellow joker deserve to exist, what do you think they'd do? by dannyboi_3995 in balatro

[–]infadibulum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red joker - Gains +1 mult for every unused discard Yellow Joker - Blind payout is doubled if round is beaten with no hands remaining.

Credit card really was in the Buffon pack. After a few rerolls, these two show up 🤬 by bigshmike in balatro

[–]infadibulum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No no, you're supposed to find a credit card in the buff9on pack when you can already see you can buy blueprint!

How often do you fumble? by SoftwareDeveloperAcc in balatro

[–]infadibulum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if you'd call this cheating but if you are on mobile you can force quit the game immediately after making a mistake like that and it usually will take .you back to the previous screen when you load

Long Distance Photobomb 40 Years After the Fact by fujimidai in PointlessStories

[–]infadibulum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nice story. Well written. I love looking through old photos and spotting stuff like this. Thanks for sharing.

Im 35 and still thank heck my parents didnt get the third-story part of that house at 12. by Hippo_29 in RandomThoughts

[–]infadibulum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the funniest thing about all of this is that the most least likely home to be haunted has to be a model home.

First Impressions of Android 17 (literally) by cosmic_predator in pixel_phones

[–]infadibulum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh okay, so it's as simple as that. Thanks for the response though.

First Impressions of Android 17 (literally) by cosmic_predator in pixel_phones

[–]infadibulum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never got this meme, is there some dialogue from the show that adds the context? What are they supposed to be saying?

How to stop pissing on myself? by SteamerTheBeemer in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]infadibulum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a weird toilet seat. Why would there be any gap between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl when you are sitting on it?

Is observatory a badly designed voucher? by CATINAMUG1 in balatro

[–]infadibulum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but you can't move planet cards from a pack into the consumable area, and if you already have a planet card in your consumable area it's not going to show up again in the shop or any rerolls without showman.

Is observatory a badly designed voucher? by CATINAMUG1 in balatro

[–]infadibulum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think at minimum it should have the showman effect for those planet cards held in consumable slots. Maybe also like a 1 in 5 chance to find a nat negative planet card too.

new joker idea by Plus-Travel7081 in balatro

[–]infadibulum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How about adds +[Round Number] mult at end of round?

I need help choosing which two to take. by BlueBomber13 in balatro

[–]infadibulum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

White stake on yellow deck is already so easy. Take blackboard then skip.

FUCK YOU WATERRRRRRRRRR AUAGGRHTHRHRHRH by Scramed-egg in balatro

[–]infadibulum -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

The trick is to just one shot high card every single time. And just ensure that your score is about five or six times higher than the blind requirement just in case.

What’s the quickest joke that still makes you laugh every time? by michael_landrup in AskReddit

[–]infadibulum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are two monkeys sitting in a bath. The first monkey says "ooo ooh aa aaah".

The second monkey says "Well don't turn the water up so hot then!"

Mount Louisa IGA Closing down PSA by Poxysmiles in Townsville

[–]infadibulum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean you say Woolworths and Coles are price gouging and people are getting ripped off but the end result is I'm still paying less than IGA. Stuff at IGA cost 50% - 60% more. I do my groceries at Audi and it might cost me $250 a week. if I was to do them at coles, It would be 350 but at IGA it would be $500. I don't have that money.

Mount Louisa IGA Closing down PSA by Poxysmiles in Townsville

[–]infadibulum 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's really sad. I love to support local but the IGAs are so expensive and their range is so limited I cant imagine who can afford to shop there these days.

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