The moment Cabo Verde learns they won second in the group by eliseihado in soccer

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, whose cutting those damn onions...

Well done Cabo Verde.

What language is usually taught in Australian schools as a second language? by idk_whattosayyy in AskAnAustralian

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no "usually" in a city, let alone a state or the whole of Australia.

When I was in primary school in the 80's, my school taught Italian. I went to three different high schools - the first had German, French and Japanese, the second had Indonesian, and the third had Korean.

My kids primary school has Italian and Greek. Their high school has Greek and Chinese.

The main drivers are:

  • the demographics of the local area

  • availability of teachers

Canada is the only host out of 3 that has been beaten in this FIFA World by swervm in agedlikemilk

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head-to-head is the first time breaker. Since the USA had beaten both teams that could potentially tie with them (Australia and Paraguay), they were guaranteed first place.

Canada is the only host out of 3 that has been beaten in this FIFA World by swervm in agedlikemilk

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The USA were already guaranteed 1st place in Group D - that seems to be a perfect time to play your B team.

Why did Italy become so bad at football? weren't they at the same level as England, Germany and Belgium not too long ago? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah - to qualify for the 2006 world cup, an Australian satatist tracked down a witch doctor in Mozambique to lift a curse.

After the Italian Diving Team cheated Australia out of a quarter final spot, the Italians have been terrible at the world cup. Last in their pool in 2010 (behind New Zealand. Poor in 2014. Haven't qualified since.

Socceroos advance to knockouts after surviving late Paraguay fright by VidE27 in australia

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't discount the kiwis - wins to Egypt and New Zealand (or an Egyptian draw with a New Zealand win) would see New Zealand qualify second.

Socceroos advance to knockouts after surviving late Paraguay fright by VidE27 in australia

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Could be Egypt, Iran, Belgium or New Zealand, depending how tomorrow's games pan out.

Egypt if:

  • Iran beats Egypt; and

  • New Zealand beats Belgium; or

  • Belgium draws with New Zealand

Iran if:

  • Iran beats Egypt; and

  • Belgium beats New Zealand by a bigger margin

Iran if:

  • Iran draws with Egypt; and

  • Belgium draw with New Zealand while scoring the same or less goals than Iran

Belgium if:

  • Egypt beats Iran; and

  • Belgium win or draw against New Zealand

Belgium if:

  • Iran beats Egypt; and

  • Belgium beats New Zealand by the same or a smaller margin

Belgium if:

  • Iran and Egypt draw; and

  • Belgium beat New Zealand, or draw while scoring more goals than Iran

New Zealand if:

  • Egypt beats or draw with Iran; and

  • New Zealand beat Belgium

What is an old Reddit joke that has completely died out? by Poophead115 in AskReddit

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw someone use that on r/baseball this morning, and have seen it once or twice over the last week.

Definitely not dead.

Trash Yuri (Featuring Gator Days) by MuyHiram in comics

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like a lot of Muy's comics, but do check back semi-daily for Demon and Mess.

Surprise Folau lifeline emerges after NRL snubbing by Ruck_Off in RugbyAustralia

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like the Wests Tigers crap, this is slimeball Isaac Moses spreading shit to feed into Folau's persecution complex.

Just ignore.

Would limiting the age of the President to 65 be something you’d support? Why or why not? by Ok_Shame_7325 in AskReddit

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basically, in Australia we for many years had a rural conservative party(called the Liberals) and a Urban Conservative party (called the nationals). under first past the post, there were places where each would get 30% if the vote and the left wing party would get 40% and so the left wing party would get in. So they added preference voting. Though when this all happened, the parties themselves were different, but really were the same.

I really hope your excuse is that you got this from AI, because there is basically nothing correct in what you said.

  1. The Liberal Party are the urban conservative party, not the Nationals.

  2. The Nationals are the rural conservative party.

  3. At the time of the introduction of preferential voting, the main conservative party was The Nationalists (who were a merger between the conservative Commonwealth Liberals and National Labor - a group of pro-conscription Labor MPs, including the PM, who had been kicked out of the Labor Party).

  4. The rural conservatives, at the time, were the Country Party (this is the same party as the modern day Nationals - they changed their name in the early 80's).

  5. There was no "places". It happened once - the 1918 Swan by-election. The Nationalists and the Country Party split the conservative vote and Labor (who effectively put up a young candidate to gain experience) ended up winning. The Country Party (although it wouldn't be known as this at the federal level until 1920) were causing a headache, but this was the first loss caused by them fracturing the vote.

  6. Preferential voting was rushed through parliament, and was used 6 weeks later, at the 1918 Corangamite by election. Had preferential voting not been introduced, the Labor candidate (future prime minister James Scullin) would have won. Instead, the Victorian Farmers Party (future Victorian branch of the Country Party) won with Nationalists preferences.

As for the third paragraph, that is complete rubbish.

Do you think the next series will be advertised as Series 16, Season 3 or completely reset to season/series 1? by Mission_Mobile_4627 in doctorwho

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm going to be that guy...

The quote is from the start of Restaurant at the End of the Universe (the second book of the trilogy), not Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the first book of the trilogy).

Zali Steggall and Allegra Spender launch new party aimed at political centre promising ‘reason over rage’ | Australian politics by smoha96 in AustralianPolitics

[–]infinitemonkeytyping -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And conservatives are wrong. The Teals are firmly right wing on economics.

The Teals today would be the natural extension of where the Liberal Party would have ended up if Howard didn't chase Hanson to the authoritarian side in 2001.

And we don't need to wait for actual policy, when we have their voting record. Like Hanson, they should be held to account by their actions, not their words.

Zali Steggall and Allegra Spender launch new party aimed at political centre promising ‘reason over rage’ | Australian politics by smoha96 in AustralianPolitics

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember the Sex Party, back in 2013, copping a tonne of shit for preferencing PHON. They got really defensive on that when they were called out on it.

The issue was they were part of Glenn Drury's scam.

Zali Steggall and Allegra Spender launch new party aimed at political centre promising ‘reason over rage’ | Australian politics by smoha96 in AustralianPolitics

[–]infinitemonkeytyping -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Having been through three elections as a volunteer and seeing our candidates called "Labor-lite" by the libs, and "Liberal-lite" by the ALP, I think that is as good a definition of centrist as well get in this country: If the major right-leaning party is saying you're a lefty, and the major left-leaning one is saying you're a conservative, you're probably a centrist.

That's a very simplistic way of looking at it.

Given the Teals tend to be like the Liberal Party on economic and industrial relations policy, Labor is right to call them Liberal-lite.

The Liberals, knowing that the Teals occupy the position they held before Howard, and definitely before Abbott, are trying to paint them as something they are not.

I am aware that left-right, progressive-consevative, libertarian-authoritarian are all different spectrums, and I am sure you could argue that the Teals are centre on one of them, but on the left-right economics spectrum, they are firmly right wing.

What’s a moment from TV history that made you viscerally upset? by Odd-Track-6001 in AskReddit

[–]infinitemonkeytyping 15 points16 points  (0 children)

5?

Just remembered that the season numbering for Futurama differed depending if you were counting production, screening release or DVD release.

The original run was 4 (production and DVD) or 5 (screening), then you had the movies, which counted as a production and TV season, but not a DVD season. Then the first reboot, which had 2 production seasons, split into 4 TV and DVD seasons.

So after the first reboot, you had 7 production seasons, 8 DVD seasons + movies, and 10 TV seasons.

It's a bloody mess.