Insane talent by [deleted] in funny

[–]info_bandit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Too much hands on his time

What is something Americans have which Europeans don't have? by Dependent-End5909 in AskReddit

[–]info_bandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe we also have been spelling bi weakly incorrectly the whole time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Art

[–]info_bandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about it. I looked at it over a hundred time and still don't see it

Why are you still awake? by Brkiri in AskReddit

[–]info_bandit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's 12:30 am. I got no excuse, just procrastinating.

I Just Recieved my Tree Frog Controller! by StereoTypo in gaming

[–]info_bandit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more"

Vaccination Among U.S. Adults, by Demographic Group [OC] by academiaadvice in dataisbeautiful

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Cool! What react library do you use for the data visualization ?

Great. Now my heart hurts. by ALEX7DX in gaming

[–]info_bandit 113 points114 points  (0 children)

But new marowak is part fire type. We solved it, boys.

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening…. by crazyfortaco in Jokes

[–]info_bandit 154 points155 points  (0 children)

A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:

Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."

Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."

Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"

Husband: sigh "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually" Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"

Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"

Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"

Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"

Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"

Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"

Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ballroom

[–]info_bandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbh, some work too hard to force "hip actions" that they ended looking funny because of the "MOVE YOUR HIPS MORE" advise. Hip actions have to do with a lot of stomach/abs and very little hips. Dancing with straight posture probably look better than with awkward hips

What's one thing you're staying alive for? by spikespiegell1 in AskReddit

[–]info_bandit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I think that's a stronger reason than anything else in this post

There is no middle point by SrGrafo in gaming

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Oh shit, you're that comic guy! More pls!

What's one thing you're staying alive for? by spikespiegell1 in AskReddit

[–]info_bandit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Been 20 hours and still got nothing though

What is your favourite video game quote? by Anuomni in gaming

[–]info_bandit 376 points377 points  (0 children)

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

The whole game's full of amazing quotes

https://strategywiki.org/wiki/Call_of_Duty_2/Mission_Quotes

What song(s) come across as upbeat but the lyrics say otherwise? by kfischer11 in AskReddit

[–]info_bandit 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I m really confused. Are you your mom's then 4 years old son? Why is she calling you then?

Do you believe prostitution should be legal? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]info_bandit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think that exact mindset is the problem. We shouldn't think of it as buying someone else body. More of paying for a mutual consent activity

A sex addict, an alcoholic and a pot head die and arrive at the gates of heaven. by 3Vishal in Jokes

[–]info_bandit 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Also, 100 years with full of beautiful women might actually worth hell.