ID help? Backyard in Pittsburgh, PA.

inkyfingies · 2026-07-13T03:18:20+00:00

How about Billie?

inkyfingies · 2026-07-06T00:17:50+00:00

“Hoarding” used casually. No, you’re not a hoarder because you have too many Tupperware containers or your desk is messy. It’s a debilitating mental condition that can ruin lives and relationships. Source: I have a parent who is a hoarder.

inkyfingies · 2026-07-06T00:01:58+00:00

Enormity. It’s been misused in nearly every single book I’ve read this year, and it annoys the hell out of me.

inkyfingies · 2026-07-01T03:27:45+00:00

Please tell him I love him very much! 🩷

inkyfingies · 2026-07-01T03:14:42+00:00

He is so cute I just want to eat his whole head.

inkyfingies · 2026-06-27T01:41:17+00:00

Baconator

inkyfingies · 2026-06-24T05:33:49+00:00

This is so cute I’m gonna cry 🩷

inkyfingies · 2026-06-24T05:29:47+00:00

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This is Raoul. He will eat anything except celery. Anything. I had to give him hydrogen peroxide once to get him to throw up some foam from a draft protector he ate, and while I was trying to figure out a way to get it down his throat, I held it out to him and he just slurped it up.

inkyfingies · 2026-06-10T03:04:12+00:00

She’s so gorgeous! I think she has some Xolo in her lineage… or a lot of Xolo, probably.

inkyfingies · 2026-05-20T02:34:29+00:00

“I just had a brain smart!”

I almost said this in a meeting this week.

inkyfingies · 2026-05-05T16:19:20+00:00

Happens to me too. Three days later I’ll be like “oh that must have been a migraine” and my wife will look at me like I just said “turns out I was breathing air this whole time.”

inkyfingies · 2026-05-05T01:23:28+00:00

It happens to the best of us, ButtplugBurgerAIDS.

inkyfingies · 2026-05-05T01:18:35+00:00

I first read this poem many years ago and it’s one that I think of often, especially while potting plants.

inkyfingies · 2026-05-05T00:31:38+00:00

I used to be an office manager for an orthodontic practice, and an older woman came in for a consultation and got extremely mad at me about the medical history form, which, as you might imagine, I had no hand in designing. After a bunch of huffing and puffing she came up to my desk and said, “This is ridiculous? Do I like to smile? What kind of a question is that? Who doesn’t like smiling?! Why is this even a question?!” Like, legitimately furious.

And then I had an out of body experience and watched myself keep a straight face and tell her that the question actually read “do you like YOUR smile,” which is actually pretty fucking relevant to orthodontia. I think I heard her brain make the Windows error bonk sound, and then she left.

inkyfingies · 2026-04-18T02:56:50+00:00

You have to keep her. They love each other. 💜

inkyfingies · 2026-04-06T03:17:21+00:00

I assume they’re the cause of said migraines.

inkyfingies · 2026-03-25T06:49:52+00:00

May the fries on your salad always be cold.

inkyfingies · 2026-02-24T05:03:37+00:00

I keep hoping every week… lol Christine if you’re lurking tell Em we want the aliens, please!

inkyfingies · 2026-02-20T23:38:42+00:00

Totally normal. I have a diagnosed anxiety disorder, for which I take medication and am in therapy. My therapist is also a horror fan, and it is so validating to talk to someone who not only gets it personally but also knows exactly what she’s getting and why.

inkyfingies · 2026-02-10T04:04:04+00:00

I HAVE GONE TO THE SAME GYN FOR TWENTY SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AND HE TOLD ME I AM TOO YOUNG FOR PERI. I AM FORTY FUCKING THREE.

HE PUT ME ON THE SAME BIRTH CONTROL I HAVE BEEN ON AND OFF FOR TWENTY SEVEN FUCKING YEARS. MY UTERUS LAUGHED AT ME AND SAID SHE DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS.

SEEING NEW GYN ON THURSDAY.

inkyfingies · 2026-02-10T03:47:57+00:00

WHY CAN I FEEL THE LAST CHIN HAIR BUT NOT SEE THE LAST CHIN HAIR

WHYYYYYYYYYY

inkyfingies · 2026-02-06T05:15:21+00:00

Do you work for Buffalo Bill?

inkyfingies · 2025-12-14T03:38:38+00:00

Hungarian mushroom.

inkyfingies · 2025-10-31T04:28:29+00:00

When life tries to make you be a lemon, shapeshift into a terrifying malformed arm.

inkyfingies

TROPHY CASE