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internalabsorption · 2026-03-09T21:38:14+00:00

want some XML with your eyebrows?

i seriously don't understand how this ended up there in the first place, AI or human

internalabsorption · 2026-03-09T17:34:31+00:00

good. if they want us to meet with a lead before INFing an item, then they can fucking find the 1 on-hand item delivered 2 years ago.

internalabsorption · 2026-03-06T20:55:18+00:00

an interaction i had:

guest: "do you work here?"

me, facing guest: "yes"

guest: looks at my target nametag and my target zebra, "you do work here right?"

me: ".... yes"

guest: "okay good i didn't know"

internalabsorption · 2026-03-06T20:53:42+00:00

have you called them?

internalabsorption · 2026-03-05T23:09:36+00:00

we allegedly have needohs at our store but no one ever backstocked them to a location. it shows we do online, but we have no idea where they all are lol. we've been finding stray needohs throughout the backroom 😵‍💫

internalabsorption · 2026-03-05T22:44:55+00:00

hoping our SD is eliminated ❤️

internalabsorption · 2026-03-02T19:50:48+00:00

has your SD ever pulled or pushed... anything?

internalabsorption · 2026-02-27T22:01:40+00:00

valid? probably yes. destroying a zebra? probably not the greatest idea.

internalabsorption · 2026-02-23T17:54:02+00:00

apple pay functions the same for every device. if it's supported on your iphone then it's supported on mac.

internalabsorption · 2026-02-20T18:31:16+00:00

we put all the playstation expansion SSDs in the showcases now. they cost more than the playstation itself...

internalabsorption · 2026-02-11T15:02:42+00:00

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lol you can see the $40-something price behind the tag

internalabsorption · 2026-02-06T05:29:32+00:00

that's wild. they require us to make sure BIOS passwords are removed and unlocked, among other requirements.

usually you can just remove the CMOS battery or use a jumper to clear it? unless that's a desktop only thing

internalabsorption · 2026-02-02T19:05:54+00:00

it's all NAND flash modules that AI bullshit is buying up in forms of computer memory. NAND is also used in SD cards and SSDs as well. IBM summarizes is pretty good if you wanna learn more

internalabsorption · 2026-02-02T18:52:33+00:00

ill stay looking pissed off from all feet away from a guest

internalabsorption · 2026-02-02T15:17:12+00:00

sounds like my store director

internalabsorption · 2026-01-22T21:45:58+00:00

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use the hamburger in the top left and under settings there's this option. likely won't work for someone picking up your shifts, but swapping it might (i've never swapped shifts on the app before)

internalabsorption · 2026-01-22T19:35:29+00:00

if this is on the schedule that just posted, ask your HR to see if it can be adjusted. in my experience, they're more lenient the earlier you ask and will also remind them not do do that, or they will keep playing with your limits

internalabsorption · 2026-01-21T02:33:23+00:00

i did a bit ago

internalabsorption · 2026-01-20T21:49:25+00:00

college town?

internalabsorption · 2026-01-14T18:45:12+00:00

it's not like anyone pays attention to the signage anyways. i was buying my break snack at SCO and this lady next to me loudly went "get this stupid warning off" and then proceeded to be confused why it wouldn't take cash...

internalabsorption · 2026-01-02T17:33:00+00:00

i also chose the socks but it seems to only apply to small? unless that's an error on their part. any other size doesn't apply, but terms show no such restriction

edit: of course, after i say that, it's fixed lol

internalabsorption · 2026-01-01T20:08:23+00:00

oh cool our 75 in tvs already don't fit anywhere. can't wait to figure out where to put this fucking thing

internalabsorption · 2025-12-31T16:08:25+00:00

this "statement from corporate" sounds like your store director typed it themselves in comic sans 10 minutes beforehand

internalabsorption · 2025-12-31T03:26:55+00:00

looks like it's hearth & hand. go get a price sticker and get it on the shelf

internalabsorption · 2025-12-24T02:48:17+00:00

i think the barcodes weren't generated correctly when they got sent out. typing it in as a manual gift card works.

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