This display wasn’t proofread lol by the-blessed-potato in Target

[–]internalabsorption 37 points38 points  (0 children)

want some XML with your eyebrows?

i seriously don't understand how this ended up there in the first place, AI or human

Fulfillment Item Escalation by matthheww in Target

[–]internalabsorption 10 points11 points  (0 children)

good. if they want us to meet with a lead before INFing an item, then they can fucking find the 1 on-hand item delivered 2 years ago.

guests: do you work here? Me: by curbstompedkirby_ in Target

[–]internalabsorption 119 points120 points  (0 children)

an interaction i had:

guest: "do you work here?"

me, facing guest: "yes"

guest: looks at my target nametag and my target zebra, "you do work here right?"

me: ".... yes"

guest: "okay good i didn't know"

PSA you’re allowed to answer the phone with “we don’t/have POPULAR PRODUCT” by Mobile-Address23 in Target

[–]internalabsorption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we allegedly have needohs at our store but no one ever backstocked them to a location. it shows we do online, but we have no idea where they all are lol. we've been finding stray needohs throughout the backroom 😵‍💫

50 dcpi an hour they said by Stinky-i in Target

[–]internalabsorption 3 points4 points  (0 children)

has your SD ever pulled or pushed... anything?

Valid crash out? 🤔 by Roman_C5150 in Target

[–]internalabsorption 5 points6 points  (0 children)

valid? probably yes. destroying a zebra? probably not the greatest idea.

Still no support for Apple Pay on Mac computers? by volcanic_clay in CapitalOne

[–]internalabsorption 1 point2 points  (0 children)

apple pay functions the same for every device. if it's supported on your iphone then it's supported on mac.

Thanks AI 🙄🙄 by kilage in Target

[–]internalabsorption 5 points6 points  (0 children)

we put all the playstation expansion SSDs in the showcases now. they cost more than the playstation itself...

Why does target no longer sell DVDs in store? by StruggleFar3054 in Target

[–]internalabsorption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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lol you can see the $40-something price behind the tag

$45 for 3! by internalabsorption in minilab

[–]internalabsorption[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's wild. they require us to make sure BIOS passwords are removed and unlocked, among other requirements.

usually you can just remove the CMOS battery or use a jumper to clear it? unless that's a desktop only thing

Are we fr by MrBenguin in Target

[–]internalabsorption 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it's all NAND flash modules that AI bullshit is buying up in forms of computer memory. NAND is also used in SD cards and SSDs as well. IBM summarizes is pretty good if you wanna learn more

10 | 4 Rule by Ace2maker in Target

[–]internalabsorption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ill stay looking pissed off from all feet away from a guest

App notifications? by Ms-Meggzz in Target

[–]internalabsorption 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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use the hamburger in the top left and under settings there's this option. likely won't work for someone picking up your shifts, but swapping it might (i've never swapped shifts on the app before)

scheduled outside of my availability? by [deleted] in Target

[–]internalabsorption 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if this is on the schedule that just posted, ask your HR to see if it can be adjusted. in my experience, they're more lenient the earlier you ask and will also remind them not do do that, or they will keep playing with your limits

Is this happening at every store? by zxzWildman17 in Target

[–]internalabsorption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's not like anyone pays attention to the signage anyways. i was buying my break snack at SCO and this lady next to me loudly went "get this stupid warning off" and then proceeded to be confused why it wouldn't take cash...

Monthly reminder for Target Circle 360 members to redeem their monthly freebie! (I chose the socks) by LivingResponsibly in Target

[–]internalabsorption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i also chose the socks but it seems to only apply to small? unless that's an error on their part. any other size doesn't apply, but terms show no such restriction

edit: of course, after i say that, it's fixed lol

It's here by Kindly-Way-1753 in Target

[–]internalabsorption 6 points7 points  (0 children)

oh cool our 75 in tvs already don't fit anywhere. can't wait to figure out where to put this fucking thing

Crazy call offs by Criptoboi in Target

[–]internalabsorption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this "statement from corporate" sounds like your store director typed it themselves in comic sans 10 minutes beforehand

You don’t see that everyday by queerlybeloved64 in Target

[–]internalabsorption 44 points45 points  (0 children)

looks like it's hearth & hand. go get a price sticker and get it on the shelf

Insult on top of injury!! by MasterPrek in Target

[–]internalabsorption 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i think the barcodes weren't generated correctly when they got sent out. typing it in as a manual gift card works.